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MoscowTimesMC Server – No Criticism Allowed!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures like russia declaring a newspaper ‘undesirable’ like who even does that? we have so much chaos and drama, it’s like living in a soap opera but in minecraft. join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable moments in the minecraft world. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because why not? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! -
MoscowCraft: Banned Times
haha u know what else is ‘undesirable’? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that do the kalinka dance, villagers that speak in russian accents, and a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft all day. join us and become part of the most epic russian adventure since boris and natasha went looking for moose and squirrel. da, comrade, da! -
KyivCraft: RussianHospitalX
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most insane builds! we got pigs flying, chickens dancing, and cows singing opera!one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and it actually flushed! another player created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn)!
we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find rare items like enchanted swords and magical potions. we also have epic battles between players, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.
join us now and be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft server ever created! who knows what crazy antics you’ll get into next!
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MissileMayhemCraft
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! So, like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story. So, one time, this dude named Steve was just minding his own business, mining some diamonds, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ Ender Dragon swooped down and snatched him up! But don’t worry, Steve was a total boss and slayed that dragon like it was nothin’. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server, y’all! Plus, we got the dopest builds you’ve ever seen, like a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of TNT. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! -
EpicCraft2025: Trump vs. Epstein
Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old news and looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the conspiracy theories you see online? Look no further! Our server is so top secret, even the mainstream media won’t touch it! Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind Project 2025 and the Epstein Trump logs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden government secrets while building your dream pixelated castle. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now! -
EpicCraft2025: Trumped Up News!
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old news shows not covering the real juicy stuff like Project 2025 and the Epstein Trump logs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have all the latest gossip and scandalous news updates! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret government projects, and maybe even a sighting of Bigfoot in the virtual world. Who needs mainstream media when you have us to keep you entertained and on the edge of your blocky seat? So come on, join our server and let’s uncover the truth together…or at least have a good laugh trying! -
NoNewsJustBlocks
lol imagine a world where newspapers are like, extinct. like, who even reads those anymore? come join our epic minecraft server where we promise to never make you read a newspaper ever again. instead, we have a whole village of villagers who will deliver all the news to you in person. they even do interpretive dances to really make the news come alive. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with all the newspapers in the world just in case you start to miss them. but let’s be real, who would miss those boring things when you can be playing on our server, amirite? join now and say goodbye to newspapers forever! -
CraftyHamasMCServ
Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like a firework show in da sky! We got more diamonds than a rich man’s pinky ring collection, and creepers be creepin’ like they just saw a buffet of players to explode on.Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles between factions since the great potato war of ’69. We got dragons flyin’ around like they own the place, and our admins are more powerful than a stack of enchanted golden apples.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the most feared player in all of Minecraft. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!
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Crafty Kraut Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience the ultimate German-themed adventure? Look no further than our server, where you can build your very own Oktoberfest beer garden and ride pigs dressed in lederhosen!Join us for epic battles against giant pretzel monsters and explore our vast underground mines filled with bratwurst and sauerkraut. Don’t forget to visit our famous Black Forest biome, where you can hunt down the elusive gummy bear mob for sweet rewards.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret portal that leads to a magical realm where you can ride unicorns and battle evil schnitzel dragons. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wacky and wild Minecraft experience like no other! Prost! ðŧðĐðŠ
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CraftyBookBurners Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we burn books like the Nazis did 80 years ago!! ðð we’re taking it to the next level by reenacting historical events in the virtual world! ðĨðour server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the middle of a war zone! build your own printing house and defend it from the evil russians trying to take it down! ðą
join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, destruction, and maybe even a little bit of education about history! who knew learning could be so much fun in minecraft?! ðĪŠðĨð
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! ðĨðĨð #minecraft #history #burningbooks #nazis #virtualwarzone