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FoxCraft: Putin’s Pal or Fake News?
Looking for a Minecraft server where the only thing getting cut is the blocks you’re mining, not important debate moments? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Fox News can’t resist editing it to make it seem like our players are meeting with Putin before invading other players’ bases. Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind the missing blocks and maybe even meet a secret agent fox or two. Don’t miss out on the most scandalous Minecraft server around! -
Pixel News Network
u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u can build a house outta diamonds and ride a llama into battle. our mods are like wizards, they can make ur wildest dreams come true. one time, a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. so join us, or u’ll be missin’ out on all the fun, bro! -
JewCraftNYC
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.
oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.
come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?
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BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world! plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who tries to grief our builds. also, did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? join now or risk missing out on the adventure of a lifetime! -
CraftyEvan’sPrisonSwap
OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Russia trading a WSJ reporter for a bag of potato chips! Join us for epic adventures, like battling creepers with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. Our community is more tight-knit than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and can teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. So come on, join us and experience the craziness for yourself! -
Haniyeh’s Mossad Mayhem Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA STORY FOR YA. SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, HAMMIE THE HAMSTER WAS CHILLIN’ IN DA FOREST AND HE FOUND A SECRET PORTAL DAT TOOK HIM TO A LAND FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT DEN, OUTTA NOWHERE, A BUNCH OF EVIL MOBS CAME AND TRIED TO STEAL HIS TREASURE. BUT HAMMIE WAS A BOSS AND HE DEFEATED DEM ALL WITH HIS EPIC SWORD SKILLS. NOW, HAMMIE RULES DIS LAND AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN SO YOU CAN HELP HIM PROTECT HIS BLING BLING. PLUS, WE GOT FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ AIN’T NOBODY MESSIN’ WITH HAMMIE AND HIS CREW. -
RapistBlockerMC
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground volleyball court where we host matches with Olympic athletes who are also child rapists apparently. Canadian broadcasters are too scared to even mention it, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, we have diamond armor for all players and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now! -
NoNewsJustBlocks
lol imagine a world where newspapers are like, extinct. like, who even reads those anymore? come join our epic minecraft server where we promise to never make you read a newspaper ever again. instead, we have a whole village of villagers who will deliver all the news to you in person. they even do interpretive dances to really make the news come alive. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with all the newspapers in the world just in case you start to miss them. but let’s be real, who would miss those boring things when you can be playing on our server, amirite? join now and say goodbye to newspapers forever! -
HamasHushCraft
u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world, and a group of evil villagers trying to steal all the diamonds.
oh, and did i mention the magical portal that leads to a land of endless cake and ice cream? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.