jotguils Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoRoom4U

apartment, BEDROOM, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Demands, family, ikea, Moving, NoRoom4U, relationships, Respect, Siblings, single, sleeping arrangements, Sofa, Visiting, WOMAN

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Are you tired of always having to compromise and be the “peace-maker” in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and have some fun in a one-bedroom apartment that’s all yours? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can build your dream bedroom without any demands from pushy relatives!

Forget about pull-out sleeper sofas and arguments over sleeping arrangements. On our server, you can design your own cozy bedroom and never have to give it up for anyone, not even for your married brother and his demanding wife.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be the queen of your own castle, without anyone telling you where to sleep or what furniture to buy. Who needs a pull-out sofa when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s build and have fun together, because in this Minecraft server, you’re the boss of your own space!

Pickles4Life Minecraft SMP

acquired flavors, acquired preferences, acquired taste, changing preferences, changing tastes, Culinary, culinary journey, developing likes, developing preferences, evolving palate, evolving tastes, expanding palate, expanding tastes, Food, food journey, Minecraft, newfound favorites, PALATE, Pickles4Life, Preferences, smp, taste buds, trying new things

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your gaming appetite!

Join our server and you’ll be feasting on more fun than a pig in a carrot patch. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more surprises than a creeper party in a TNT factory.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to participate in our legendary “Food Fight Fridays” where players battle it out with their favorite foods in hand-to-hand combat. Who knew that a potato could be such a deadly weapon?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a gaming experience that’s more satisfying than finally acquiring that elusive enchanted diamond pickaxe. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

BlockCraftMadness

BlockCraftMadness, Consistency, daily routine, Evening Routine, goal-setting, habit building, habit change, habit formation, habit formation tips, habit loop, habit stacking, habit tracking, habits for success, healthy habits, mindfulness, morning routine, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, small habits, Time management

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2285

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dance parties hosted by the Ender Dragon.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our magical potion shop where you can buy potions that turn you into a unicorn or give you the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos and laughter of our server, you’ll never want to play on a boring old vanilla server again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCops Minecraft Server

allegations, child abuse, Child protection, children, CraftyCops, crime, human trafficking, intervention, investigation, Islamic, law enforcement, Malaysia, Minecraft, Police, rescue, Safety, Server, sex abuse, sexual assault, social services, support services, Victims, welfare homes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
New Chunks Explored:	259648	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Love Letters Sent:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and escape the craziness of the real world by diving into a virtual world where anything is possible!

We got police rescuing 402 children from sex abuse allegations at Islamic welfare homes in Malaysia! Like, who even knew that was a thing in Minecraft, amirite? But hey, we like to keep things interesting and totally unpredictable here.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PredatorCraft: Inked & Loaded

Agreement, ARMS, Deal, Defense, defense cooperation, defense equipment, defense industry, India, ink, inked, international relations, Loaded, Military, military modernization, October, Predator drones, PredatorCraft, Procurement, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Technology, unmanned aerial vehicles, US

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8980	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

omg u guyz, dis server is gonna be lit like a tnt explosion in a creeper convention! we got so much epic stuff happening, like india bout to drop $4 billion on 31 predator drones, like wut?! that’s some next level tech right there, just imagine flying around on one of those bad boys in minecraft, blowing up all the noobs in your path. join our server and be part of the most epic drone army ever seen in the blocky world. plus, we got secret missions and quests that will have you feeling like a real spy, sneaking around and taking out enemies like a boss. so come join us and let’s dominate the minecraft universe together! #dronearmy #minecraftspy #blockyworlddomination

Locus Coeruleus Crew – Noradrenaline Network

attention span, brain activity, brain chemistry, brain function, brain health, broader awareness, Coeruleus, Cognitive control, cognitive neuroscience, CREW, deep focus, focus shift, Locus, locus coeruleus, mental focus, mental processing, Network, neural pathways, neurons, neuroscience, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, noradrenaline, state of attention

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	4523
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ur neurons will be SHAPED by the locus coeruleus!!! u will go from deep focus to BROAD awareness using noradrenaline!!! it’s like ur brain is on FIRE but in a good way!!! trust us, u won’t wanna leave once u feel ur neurons getting all shaped and stuff!!! join now for the ultimate BRAIN-BENDING experience!!!

Epic Fails Minecraft Server

criticism, determination, Disappointment, Epic, Fails, Failures, Life, Losers, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NEGATIVE, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, success

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Gnome’s Foot Minecraft SMP: The Footprint of Fun

brand, branding, Community, Creative, design, feet, foot, Footprint, Fun, Gnome, Gnomes, Identity, Interpretation, Logo, Marketing, Meaning, Minecraft, new, Perception, smp, symbol, Symbolism, Unique, Users

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	46	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4953	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old logos? Well, look no further because our server’s gnome’s foot logo has a whole new meaning! Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the magical powers of a gnome’s foot, allowing you to stomp on your enemies with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground gnome society that holds epic dance parties every night. Joining our server means you’ll have exclusive access to these wild gnome parties where you can show off your best dance moves and make friends with the gnomes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of gnome’s foot magic and underground dance parties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WanderlustCraft

Adventure, bucket list, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, globe-trotting, SightSeeing, tourist attraction, travel, travel bug, travel dreams, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel plans, travel wishlist, vacation, Wander, WANDERER, Wanderlust, WanderlustCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6776
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Do you dream of traveling to a place where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest dreams to come true!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers and a lifetime supply of virtual bacon. But be warned, the journey won’t be easy as you’ll have to navigate through treacherous biomes filled with dancing skeletons and singing zombies.

Once you’ve proven yourself worthy, you’ll gain access to our exclusive VIP area where you can chill with the Ender Dragon and sip on potions brewed by the one and only Witch of the West.

So what are you waiting for? Pack your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and join us on this crazy adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the real world where you can finally meet your Minecraft crush Steve in person.

MissileCraft Server: Iran’s Never-Ending Arsenal

Arsenal, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran missile programme, Iran president, Iran’s, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile programme, MissileCraft, Neverending, nuclear capabilities, nuclear weapons, president, regional tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, weapons development.

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Farms Harvested:	696	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, just like iran’s missile programme, ya know? like, we never gonna give up on making this server the best ever! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like iran’s missiles blow stuff up! come join us and be part of the explosive fun! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure! BOOM!