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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9425 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!