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Real Country Relevancy Map Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Potions Brewed:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has the most lit map ever – it’s like a real country relevancy map, but in Minecraft form! You can explore different countries and feel like a global traveler without even leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, there are so many outrageous reasons to join, like finding hidden treasures in each country or starting a war between players representing different nations. It’s like the United Nations, but with creepers and diamond swords. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Durian Minecraft SMP Fruit King

durian, durian aficionado, durian appreciation, durian connoisseur, durian enthusiast, durian fan, durian fruit, durian lover, exotic fruit, favorite fruit, Fruit, fruit choice, fruit preference, King, King of Fruits, Minecraft, pungent fruit, r9k, smelly fruit, smp, Southeast Asian fruit, spiky fruit, tropical fruit, unique fruit

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Zombie Dances:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must declare your love for Durian fruit upon entry! Why, you ask? Because Durian is the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Legend has it that if you eat enough Durian in-game, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.

So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.

Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

aita, BIRTHDAYS, Boundaries, Breakup, children, close friendship, co parenting, Couch, emotional connection, Exes, ExTreats, financial support, holidays, Intimacy, Minecraft, moving on, past relationship, quid pro quo, relationship, Server, sleeping over, treating ex special, Trips

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Votes:	1903	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

BroBroSupportGoneWrong

Boundaries, BroBroSupportGoneWrong, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Gaslighting, mental health, personal boundaries, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, support system, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic siblings ruining your fun!

Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.

And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

InfluencerVibesMC SMP

brand promotion, digital influencers, influencer audience, influencer authenticity, influencer campaigns, Influencer collaborations, influencer content, influencer endorsements, influencer engagement, influencer impact, influencer marketing, influencer partnerships, influencer reach, influencer relationships, influencer strategy, influencer trends, influencers, InfluencerVibesMC, Marketing, smp, social media, social media influencers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Emeralds Found:	9751	New Chunks Explored:	723243
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because all the influencers are here! Like, we’ve got PewDiePie building a giant diamond castle and Ninja doing parkour challenges with creepers. And don’t even get me started on MrBeast, he’s giving away stacks of diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a PvP battle!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!

Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Farms Harvested:	719	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	1405
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	6490	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Towns Built:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	168	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!