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Lunchtime Creeper Minecraft Server

Country, creeper, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Daily Life, daily routine, Diversity, food habits, jew, lunch, lunch break, lunch habits, lunch ritual, lunchtime, mealtime, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Observation, religious beliefs, religious customs, religious practices, Server, social norms

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as watching a Jew eat lunch in a foreign country? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole other world just like this guy watching that Jew chow down on some falafel. Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a surprise appearance from that lunch-eating Jew! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down on our server – the only way to find out is to join us now!

VillainVibes Minecraft Server

Antagonist, antagonist awareness, antiheroes, Awareness, bad guys, Character development, Conflict, Ethics, Fiction, Minecraft, morality, narrative twists, realization, realization of evil, Redemption, redemption arc, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-realization, Server, storytelling, Villains, VillainVibes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	8220
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bad guys are actually the good guys! Join us for a twisted adventure where the creepers are your allies and the zombies just want to give you a hug.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can trade with a friendly Enderman who just wants to swap for some cake?

But beware, the villagers are up to no good and the chickens are plotting a rebellion. Can you navigate this crazy world and come out on top? Join us and find out if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bad guys are the ones you want on your side.

Dad’s RIP Minecraft Server

coming out, Dads, Emotional healing, estrangement, family dynamics, family relationships, father’s funeral, favoritism, forgiveness, funeral attendance, Gay, Grief, LGBTQ, long distance family, Minecraft, personal boundaries, rejection, religious upbringing, RIP, self-care, Server, sibling rivalry, strict parent, support system

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest block-filled world you’ll ever experience!

Join us and escape the drama of real life, just like this player who ditched their family drama to take care of their grandma. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to explore?

Forget about attending funerals, come build epic structures and battle zombies with us instead! Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can be whoever you want to be.

So, why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.

BoomerLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap relationships, BoomerLove, Challenges, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional connection, Experience, generational differences, judgment, life stages, long-term commitment, love, Maturity, Minecraft, older partner, perspective, romance, Server, societal norms, unconventional relationships, wisdom

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with experienced builders who can create entire cities in a single day! Plus, if you’ve ever dated someone 20 plus years older, you’ll fit right in with our community of seasoned veterans who know all the tricks to surviving in the world of Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, creeper explosions, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who knows their way around a crafting table. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of dating someone who can actually protect you from zombies in the virtual world!

BillionaireBlockParty

1 billion dollars, BillionaireBlockParty, designer clothes, excessive spending, exclusive memberships, expensive jewelry, extravagant parties, fancy restaurants, Financial Security, high-end electronics, lavish vacations, luxury cars, Mansions, material possessions, not buying, private jets, rare art pieces, unnecessary gadgets, unnecessary items, wise investments, yachts

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5512	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to win even more diamonds than you can imagine. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret diamond mine that never runs out.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of emeralds that he’s just dying to share with you.

So why waste your billion dollars on anything else when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the diamond-filled adventures begin!

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

Cold War legacy, Cuban-Russian relations, CubanCraft, Cubans, defense cooperation, diplomatic visit, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, Havana, international relations, maritime security, military deployment, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, naval exercises, naval fleet, nuclear-powered submarine, Russian warships, Server, strategic alliance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
New Chunks Explored:	817762	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have russian warships and nuclear submarines arriving in havana next week! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself, mining diamonds while dodging missiles, and building your base in the shadow of a nuclear sub. it’s gonna be a blast, quite literally! so hop on board and join the chaos, because this server is not for the faint of heart. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world we’ve created. see you there, comrade!

KiddieCraft UN Blacklist

Blacklist, Child protection, children, children’s rights, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, conflict zones, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, KiddieCraft, MIDDLE EAST, peacekeeping efforts, united nations, United Nations blacklist, United Nations investigation, United Nations report, United Nations resolution, United Nations sanctions, War Crimes

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7911	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun it will make the United Nations put Israel on a blacklist for harming children in conflict zones! why settle for boring servers when you can be part of this crazy adventure where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a secret code to unlock a hidden diamond mine filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and become a part of the most outrageous minecraft server ever!

CircumCraft: Cut Above the Rest

#newborns, body autonomy, circumcision, CircumCraft, cosmetic procedure, cultural tradition, Cut, Foreskin, genital health, genital mutilation, genital surgery, health risks, HUMAN RIGHTS, informed consent, male circumcision, Medical Ethics, medical necessity, parental consent, personal choice, religious practice, REST, unnecessary procedure

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got more foreskin than you can shake a stick at! Like, seriously, we’re all about keeping things intact down there. Plus, our players have the wildest stories about their foreskin adventures – like one time, someone built a whole castle out of foreskin blocks! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that have taken place over who has the longest foreskin in the land. So come on, join us and let your foreskin flag fly high!

EnzymeInhibitorCraft

balance restoration, brain health, enzyme inhibitor, enzyme therapy, EnzymeInhibitorCraft, excitation, inhibition, lipid activation, lipid metabolism, mental disorders, mental health, neural circuits, neural pathways, neurological disorders, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pharmacology, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, symptom alleviation, Treatment

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3876	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

so like, join our minecraft server, cuz like, we got this crazy treatment with an enzyme inhibitor that like, stops lipids from activating or whatever. it’s gonna make your brain go WOOSH and balance out all the crazy stuff happenin’ in your head. no more mental disorders, just pure minecraft fun! come on, you know you wanna join and experience the magic of our server. it’s gonna be like a party in your brain, but with blocks and stuff. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the enzyme inhibitor do its thang!

Finding Peace in Chaos: Serenity SMP, Where PvP is the Norm on Bedrock Edition

base, bedrock, border, Chaos, crossplay, Discord, Edition, Farms, finding, Geyser, Ip:, java, Lag, multiplayer, Nether, norm, Overworld, Peace, PORT, PvP, Raided, rules, semi anarchy, Serenity, Server, smp, Spawn, Survival, Wild

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Serenity SMP
This is a Minecraft Bedrock Survival Multiplayer Server.
Serenity SMP aims to build a survival server only for bedrock users, we believe geyser software creates lag so serenity doesn’t allow crossplay for java users.
IP: serenitysmp.online
Port: 19132
discord : https://discord.gg/MmaPR6n9fY
IN-GAME RULES:
Players can no longer build multi-dimensional farms (i.e nether -> overworld gold farm). Players can no longer build any portal-ticking farm at all. Overworld border has been limited to 100k 100k. Nether border has been limited to 12,500.
Note : Please do not make your base anywhere near spawn or in any /wild spot, you’ll get raided.

FAQ

Q: Can Java players join Serenity SMP?

A: No, Serenity SMP is only for Bedrock users and does not allow Java players due to potential lag caused by crossplay.

Q: What are the in-game rules regarding farms on Serenity SMP?

A: Players are not allowed to build multi-dimensional farms or any portal-ticking farms. The overworld border is limited to 100k 100k and the Nether border is limited to 12,500.

Q: Where should I build my base on Serenity SMP?

A: It is recommended to not build your base near spawn or in any /wild spot to avoid being raided.