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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8878 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Mines Excavated: | 4743 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8950 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with u! like for real, they drop some sick rhymes while u mine for diamonds. plus, our creepers are trained to do the moonwalk before they explode, it’s lit af.
we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. don’t worry, they won’t bite…unless u ask nicely.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating taco that rains down golden apples? yeah, it’s like a piñata but way cooler.
so come join us on dis wacky server where morality is as twisted as a pretzel and the only rule is to have a blast!
