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WeddingCraft CashGrab

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and undervalued in your friendships? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your efforts are recognized and celebrated!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being criticized for not bringing a present or not washing dishes – because in this virtual world, the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and your creativity!

Imagine a place where you can build extravagant mansions, host epic weddings, and throw the most epic barbecues without ever having to worry about running out of food or being asked to go grocery shopping.

Join us and experience a world where your contributions are valued, your friendships are cherished, and your virtual plants are always well taken care of. Plus, we promise not to accuse you of trying to steal our virtual money – because on this server, we’re all about spreading love and laughter, not drama and misunderstandings.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and virtual adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the virtual witness at the most epic Spanish-Italian wedding ever!

EternalNoob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Farms Harvested:	989
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	97
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live forever in a Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for endless adventures, epic battles, and never-ending fun!

Imagine building the most epic base that will stand the test of time, battling mobs that never seem to end, and forming alliances with players who will be your eternal companions. Who needs real life when you can live forever in the world of Minecraft?

But be warned, immortality comes with its challenges. You may find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of mining, crafting, and exploring. But hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about respawning, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness of living forever in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the immortal legend of our world!

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Have you ever thought about the unsung heroes of the world? The ones who work tirelessly behind the scenes to make sure everything runs smoothly? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally step into the shoes of these unsung heroes – the janitors! That’s right, forget about being a warrior or a builder, on our server, janitors rule the land!

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil creepers invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. The warriors were powerless against them, the builders couldn’t keep up with the destruction, but do you know who saved the day? The janitors! Armed with nothing but their trusty brooms, they swept those creepers right off the server and restored peace once again.

So if you want to be a part of epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs, then join our server today and become the ultimate janitor hero! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret janitor society hidden deep within the server, where all the real magic happens. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to clean up the world and save the day in the most unexpected way possible!

UkraineCraft: Indian Army Edition

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Dragon Eggs Found:	5339	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got eight Indians who were straight up fighting in the Russian army against Ukraine. Like, can you imagine the chaos and madness that went down? It’s like a real-life battle royale, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the craziest war ever seen in the blocky world. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit, fam. Join now or miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

PhilosoraptorsCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8748
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3999	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Towns Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the chips and dip flow like a waterfall of deliciousness! we promise a 77% greater caloric intake when you play on our server because our virtual snacks are just that good. plus, our players eat faster than lightning speed, so you better bring your appetite! who knew playing minecraft could make you so hungry? join us now for the ultimate snacking experience!

KengCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner warrior and become the ultimate Fist of Justice! Join us in epic battles, daring adventures, and outrageous quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.

ZoomerZombieBods Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest adventures. Want to fight a dragon with a rubber chicken? We got you covered. How about riding a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through an obstacle course. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Cannon Wars” where chaos reigns supreme.

So why do zoomers have such messed up bodies? Because they’ve been playing on our server too much, laughing their butts off and having the time of their lives. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchantments Applied:	134
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and arguments over Facebook messages? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting threatened with restraining orders or arrested for sending a simple message to your dad. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time together.

Plus, if you ever need a break from your dad’s wife’s constant temper tantrums, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs family drama when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

RentDramaCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ores Mined:	8692	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of living with a freeloading fiancé who thinks Uber driving is a full-time job? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual mansion without worrying about rent or utilities. No more late payments or financial stress, just pure creative freedom!

And if your fiancé tries to guilt trip you into using your birthday money to cover his share of the rent, you can simply block him in the game and build a fortress to protect yourself from his excuses.

Join us now and say goodbye to real-life problems, because in our Minecraft world, you’re the boss!