JoshBiGoshs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyLoveReject

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, billionaire, criminal charges, Harassment, high-profile, lawsuit, legal action, legal proceedings, Minecraft, misconduct, Mohamed Al Fayed, multiple rapes, Powerful, RapeCraft, scandal, scandalous accusations, Server, sexual assault, Staff, Victim, Wealthy, workplace abuse

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, missile strikes, MissileMayhemMC, NATO involvement, peace negotiations, political leadership, russia, strikes, Ukraine, us missiles, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchantments Applied:	242
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Farms Harvested:	597
Runes Activated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

KelseyCrossing

Cross-Play, gaming community family-friendly survival creative PVP adventure exploration minigames mods multiplayer roleplay economy building crafting fantasy sandbox pixel art redstone dungeons., Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

join.magscript.com:25566

Realms of Craftopia

1500s, Aldus PageMaker, desktop publishing, dummy text, electronic typesetting, galley, Industry, Letraset sheets, lorem ipsum, Minecraft, Passages, printer, Printing, Realms of Craftopia, Survival, type specimen, typesetting, Versions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Void Armor Forged:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

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Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

Access, Ahead, apply, bribing, BUILD, changes, Community, Discord, EARNED, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Fun, gameplay, hang out, Launch, Minecraft, mod, OWNER, Pure, Qol, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	7306	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

AMERICANS, Antagonists, bad guys, characterization, cold war, Conflict, enemies, Entertainment, Evil, fictional, History, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, Propaganda, Real Life, smp, Soviets, Stereotypes, storytelling, Villains, world war II

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mines Excavated:	2265

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anxiety, Boundaries, burnt out, comfort, comfort blanket, Confidence, CuddleCraft, Driving, Girlfriend, independent, lost temper, Minecraft, nagging, person, priority, processing grief, Server, Shut down, Therapist, Yelling

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8444	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	133
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	745
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

CreeperInLawsNoStay

accommodation preferences, baby’s well-being, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, CreeperInLawsNoStay, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional distress, family dynamics, family relationships, in-laws, long-term solutions, marital conflict, motherhood challenges, parenting disagreements, privacy, Respect, visitation rules

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8030
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Emeralds Found:	9014	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?