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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	7917
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Void Armor Forged:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	65
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

Active Staff, Auctions, Community Events, Custom Enchants, custom events, Custom Plugins, Events, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Job, Land Claim, Mob Arena, Pets, PixieMC, Player Market, Player Shops, player-owned shops, pvp arena, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Start, SURVIVE, Tournaments, TOWN, Voting Rewards, work, world, Worldguard

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	112	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.

MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6325
Dimension Hops:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	664143
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	84	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.

Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!

But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).