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CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server

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hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!

one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!

so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!

BorderBreachersMC

airborne forces, airborne troops, border security, BorderBreachersMC, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military operation, national defense, penetrate, political tensions, russia, Russian border, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Yo, dis server be like Ukrainian airborne forces straight up infiltratin’ the Russian border, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy adventure where you gotta sneak past enemy lines and build epic bases to protect yo loot. We got explosions, secret missions, and even a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon (not really, but it sounds cool, right?). So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server be lit AF!

Monogatari & Monster Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner snake and slither our way to victory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly trained snake charmers who have mastered the art of pixelated serpents. They will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their snake-like wisdom and cunning.

Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Snake Queen, who can summon a legion of deadly cobras to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path. Plus, she gives out free snake hugs to all new players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground snake lair where you can challenge other players to epic snake battles. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Snake Champion? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to embrace your inner snake and slither your way to glory! Remember, on our server, we don’t just love snakes – we ARE snakes!

””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

BlockBuddies SMP

aromatherapy, BlockBuddies, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Emotional support, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress relief, taking a walk, talking to a friend

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground roller coaster that only works when you’re having a bad day! Just hop on, scream your heart out, and watch all your worries disappear as you zoom through the caves at breakneck speeds. Plus, rumor has it that the roller coaster is haunted by a friendly ghost who will tell you jokes to cheer you up. So come join us and let the laughter and thrills wash away all your troubles!

Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

advice, blocktopia, Business, growth mindset., hindsight, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life reflections, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

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Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Celeb Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

cheques, college, Communication, dynamic, Financial, Friends, income, Inheritance, LANDLORD, LandlordCraft, mail, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Portfolio, real estate, Rent, roommates, Secrets, Server, surnames, TAXES

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

WeddingDramaCraft

Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, emotions, Fiance, friendship, grudge, internet buddies, long distance friendship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, online gaming, relationships, Respect, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a chance to experience the most intense virtual friendships and rivalries that will make your real life drama seem like child’s play.

Looking for a best man for your Minecraft wedding? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players ready to stand by your side, even if your significant other doesn’t approve. Who needs a real-life best friend when you have a loyal online buddy who will help you through all your virtual battles and relationship woes?

Join us on this server where friendships are tested, love triangles are formed, and alliances are broken all in the name of fun and adventure. Who needs a honeymoon in Japan when you can have a virtual honeymoon in the land of blocks and pixels?

So, are you ready to dive into a world where friendships are forged through fire and lava, and where love is as complicated as a redstone contraption? Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	156
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Towns Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	199
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Void Armor Forged:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	4443	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Potions Brewed:	165	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

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