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Sub to Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	6196	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9728
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of scandal.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of evil llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Nerissa, a mystical being who can grant you three wishes. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the earth? You got it. The possibilities are endless.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident drunk whores – I mean, married sisters. They may be a little wild, but they sure know how to throw a party. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything.

day after thanksgiving Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Star Shards Collected:	238	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ores Mined:	4972	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	331	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as the Thanksgiving leftovers! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who are convinced their sister’s choice in boyfriends is a personal attack. Who knew pixels could cause so much chaos? So come on in and see if you can survive the sibling showdowns and racebaiting shenanigans!

Kid Nostalgia Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of nostalgia and chaos! Join us for a chance to relive your favorite childhood games, only to realize they were actually terrible all along!

Ever wanted to play a Minecraft version of that weird handheld game you were obsessed with as a kid? We’ve got it! And let us tell you, it’s even more confusing and glitchy than you remember. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Join our server for a chance to battle it out in a virtual version of that obscure board game you used to play with your cousins on rainy days. Spoiler alert: the game mechanics make absolutely no sense and the graphics are straight out of the 90s. But hey, who needs high-quality graphics when you have nostalgia on your side?

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your childhood memories shattered in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew that the games you loved as a kid were actually hot garbage? But hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP – F List General #6979

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the concept of roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you can create character profiles and find like-minded partners to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Join our SMP and experience the wildest roleplaying adventures you’ve ever imagined. From dragons to vampires to aliens, the possibilities are endless. Want to be a goth unicorn with a love for pineapple pizza? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as dedicated to their characters as they are to finding the perfect roleplay partner? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can battle for the title of Roleplay King or Queen. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us now and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft roleplaying!

Will Political Violence Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2323
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Trump’s presidency! We promise you won’t have to worry about any CIA assassins lurking around the corner (unless they’re disguised as creepers, of course). Our community is as united as America was on 9/11, but with way less destruction and way more fun. So come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who knows, maybe Trump himself will log on and build a wall around your base for extra protection. Just kidding…or are we? Join now and let the chaos begin!

WWE is My Favourite Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Mines Excavated:	2491
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we settle all our differences in the ring! That’s right, forget mining and crafting, it’s all about wrestling here! Our PvP matches are like no other, with players using diamond swords and enchanted armor to take each other down in the ultimate battle for supremacy.

But that’s not all – we also have our own wrestling ring where players can challenge each other to matches and show off their best moves. Want to suplex your friend off a cliff? Go for it! How about hitting them with a flying elbow drop from the top of a mountain? The possibilities are endless!

And if wrestling isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we have plenty of other activities to keep you entertained. From building epic bases to going on crazy adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and show off your WWE skills in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just become the champion of the ring and the ruler of the server.

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS OF THE OP Minecraft server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Potions Brewed:	50
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	3008	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

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Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Kirara’s birthday party? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it makes the Lone Trail event look like a walk in the park. Join now and you’ll get exclusive access to the Path of Life where you can find the legendary Defender Underflow – rumor has it, he can tank a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! How about battling it out with 6* Guard Ulpianus, who wields a diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter? Or teaming up with Supporter Lucilla and Supporter Grain Buds to create the ultimate potion of invincibility?

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a special event called Zwillingstürme im Herbst Rerun – where you can earn the coveted Lessing skin that turns your character into a literal diamond block. Don’t believe us? Check out our website and database for proof that this server is the real deal.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a Minecraft empire that will make even Notch jealous!

Ruud Van Nistelrooy Appointed Leicester Heacoach Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Ores Mined:	792
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear diamond armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. You can challenge him to a rap battle for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where the ghasts have formed a synchronized swimming team. Watch as they perform death-defying stunts and flips while dodging fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

NoRespect Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	9445	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start throwing emeralds at you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate party animal.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Troon Slayer”, a mysterious player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Will you be brave enough to face this formidable foe and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.