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Mystic Isles – Adventure awaits 1.21

Adventure, Awaits, Corpos, Favorite, indies, Isles, mystic, offtopic, Purple, Report, shitposting, trolling, Uoh, UOH ToT, Uoooooh Global, Vtubers

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server, where you can build and chill with your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we got ’em all!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a purple edition going on! Who doesn’t love purple, am I right? It’s the color of royalty, yo!

And don’t forget to report any shitposting, trolling, or offtopic stuff. We keep it real here, no time for nonsense! So come on down and let’s have a blast together!

PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

5 year old, AITAH, behavioral issue, Blame, class address, gated area, kindergarten, main car park, outsiders opinion, Parent, Pick up, PiggyCraft, pouring rain, relationship with teacher, safety issue, shock, slip past, stern word, Teacher, Teacher blaming, Upset, upset parent, villager, walking into carpark unsupervised, wandering

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	6884
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4323
Ores Mined:	5413	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

Professional Block Breaker

BLOCK, Breaker, career, EMBARRASSMENT, job hunting, Job Interview, job loss, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, jobless claims, jobless claims report, jobless growth, Jobless rate, jobless recovery, jobless recovery plan, jobless stigma, PROFESSIONAL, response, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Oh, honey, forget about real life jobs and come join our Minecraft server! We have a thriving economy where you can become a virtual billionaire selling virtual dirt! Who needs a real job when you can be the king of the pixelated world?

And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!

So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!

ER Escape – Pandemic Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department, ER visits, Escape, healthcare data, healthcare management, healthcare outcomes, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, healthcare utilization, leaving before recommended, medical recommendations, pandemic, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, patient behavior, patient safety, post-pandemic, rise in patients, U.S patients

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	869591	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!

Crafted Explorers

Adventure, armor, Biomes, blocks, crafted, Experience, Exploration, Explorers, Fun, Join, Journey, Modded, Mods, new, Open, others, Play, Server, Space, things, Tools, try, Welcoming

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Crafted Explorers Minecraft Server

Crafted Explorers is a modpack that’s ever changing by the season, currently centered around cobblemon with lots of fun mods to play with along the journey!

Theres lots for you to do, more blocks, armor, tools and many biomes to explore! There is also a server up where you can join and play with others. It’s an open and welcoming space to anyone wanting the SMP modpack experience of adventure, exploration and trying new things!

For more information and to join the community, check out our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Crafted Explorers modpack?	Crafted Explorers is a modpack for Minecraft that is constantly changing and currently centered around cobblemon with various fun mods.
What can I do in the modpack?	There are more blocks, armor, tools, and biomes to explore in the modpack. Additionally, there is a server where you can play with others.
How can I join the Crafted Explorers community?	You can join the community by joining the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

Night Drive Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol-related incidents, consequences, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, DRIVE, driving under the influence, driving while impaired, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, irresponsible actions, law enforcement, legal issues, Minecraft, night, poor decision making, Public Safety, reckless behavior, risky behavior, safety hazards

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2440
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Items Found:	6771
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	1890	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, bro, forget about driving drunk, join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk getting a DUI when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, our virtual drinks are always free and won’t land you in jail. So come on, hop on our server and let’s get crafting!

WifelessCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional baggage, hiding information, Insecurity, insecurity in relationships, online friends, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship struggles, Therapy, trust issues, trustworthiness, unresolved issues, voice chat, WifelessCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Ores Mined:	8169
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	9689	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Towns Built:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your paranoid partner who doesn’t want you talking to anyone? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is your friend (even the creepers)!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any restrictions. No need to hide your online friendships here, because we encourage socializing and teamwork!

Therapy sessions not going well? No problem! Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with like-minded players.

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the drama at the door!

Minecraft Mayhem: Russian Navy BBQ

accident, bbq, Crisis, emergency, Fire, international news, maritime disaster, maritime safety, MAYHEM, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Military, Minecraft, naval fleet, naval incident, naval operations, Naval vessels, naval warfare, Navy, russia, Russian, Russian navy, Tragedy, Vessels, Warships

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchantments Applied:	96
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Votes:	8319
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1109
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Items Found:	8662

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS INSANE STORY – THREE RUSSIAN NAVY VESSELS WERE BURNING IN THE MEDITERRANEAN AT THE SAME TIME, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE CRAZINESS YOU’LL EXPERIENCE ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, WILD ADVENTURES, AND UNLIMITED FUN! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE, EXPLORE MYSTERIOUS CAVES, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH TALKING LLAMAS (YES, THEY EXIST HERE)!

WE’VE GOT CUSTOM MINIGAMES, CRAZY EVENTS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WACKY AS THEY COME! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

EddyCraft: Windy Waters and Wacky Weather

atmospheric influence, atmospheric winds, circular currents, climate patterns, climate research, complex weather patterns, EddyCraft, marine science, marine weather, ocean circulation, ocean currents, ocean dynamics, ocean eddies, ocean weather, oceanography, oceanography research, Wacky, water currents, water patterns, Waters, weather, weather patterns, wind influence, wind patterns, windy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mines Excavated:	3644	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, did you know that on this minecraft server, the atmospheric winds actually influence the ocean eddies? like, they make these crazy circular currents of water that are, like, 100 kilometers wide. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude. and, like, the ocean’s weather patterns are, like, way more complex than we thought. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. come on, don’t be a noob. join us and experience the insanity for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

TheosisMC

Additions, auction house, Bases, chests, Coins, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, Farms, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, Monsters, multiplayer, Players, premium rank, Soup of Life, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

TheosisMC Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy
Land claiming system
Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Non-pay-to-win

Joining the Server

Server Address: play.theosismc.com

If unable to add a server directly, add “TheosisMC” as a cross-platform friend.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Can I join the server using Bedrock Edition?

Answer: Yes, TheosisMC supports both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.

Question: How do I make money on the server?

Answer: Players earn coins by looting chests and killing monsters, which can be used for trading with other players.

Question: What happens if I die as a claim owner?

Answer: If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted, so be careful!

Question: Are the custom items available for purchase?

Answer: Yes, the Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops.

Question: Is the VIP rank pay-to-win?

Answer: No, the VIP rank on TheosisMC only provides cosmetic perks and does not give any competitive advantage.