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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3252 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3398 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. LLAMAS. THAT TALK. IT’S LIKE A FREAKIN’ FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS PRINCESSES.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LOWER THAN A MOLE RAT’S SELF-ESTEEM. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (MAYBE)