Joris Voorn Vinyl Classic Minimal & Techno Minecraft Servers

Joris Voorn Vinyl Classic Minimal & Techno Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 4977
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7351
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 8039
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 8376
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1608
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Magic Items Found: 1717 Dimension Hops: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 1288
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Villages Defended: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 9447
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 4227
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 3345
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Potions Brewed: 197
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 4854
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Emeralds Found: 7377
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 5226
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Ores Mined: 3614 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 4965
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Alien Abductions: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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