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Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	314	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dimension Hops:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Backstage, clip, Entertainment, Heyman, Incident, interview, IT’S UP, knife stabbing, Minecraft, Netflix, Paul Heyman, Shane, shane mcmahon, smp, Story, upload, Video, Vince, Vince McMahon, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, cinematic phrases, classic movies, clever comebacks, comedy, Entertainment, famous dialogues, famous quotes, film industry, funny, humor, iconic quotes, memorable lines, movie quotes, movie scenes, movie taglines, one-liners, Parody, pop culture, sarcastic quotes, witty remarks

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

Astonishing, BlocktopiaCraft, enlightening, eye-opening, fact, Fun, fun fact, hidden facts, Incredible, INTERESTING, knowledge, little-known, Mind Blowing, mind blowing facts, mind-bending, mind-boggling, MINDBLOWING, Obscure, Surprising, Trivia, UNBELIEVABLE, unknown, UNUSUAL

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2758
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	2765	Runes Activated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Animals Bred:	182
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

185.186.143.152:25720

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

banana, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, community-driven, CREEPERS, Curseforge, discord server, Extra Dimensions, farmers delight, gaming servers, Halloween events, HANDCRAFTED, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Network, peels, plenty more decor and block options, Slip, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

Abuse, acceptance, coming out, coping with rejection, discrimination, emotional trauma, family rejection, Gender Identity, hate crimes, healing from trauma, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Parent, parental rejection, seeking help, self-acceptance, Server, Support, Trans, Transgender, violence

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	460947	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!