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CraftyArmeniaUS2021

Alliance, armenia, biden, bilateral ties, cooperation, CraftyArmeniaUS2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., economic collaboration, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, mutual interests, partnership enhancement, Peacebuilding, political leaders, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, US

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Votes:	8070
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even the president is talking about it? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, bro! this server is like the ultimate place to be, we got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and even herobrine himself making guest appearances!

u know it’s gonna be lit when the US and Armenia are teaming up to make this server a strategic partnership. biden himself is like, “yo, this server is the bomb dot com, u gotta check it out!”

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few secret treasure hunts. don’t miss out on the fun, cuz this server is where it’s at, my dudes!

Panda Squad Semi Vanilla

Minecraft Semi vanilla Plugin server Sethome Tpa Commands Donation VIP Role Server owner Username Epic Cool people Essential Notify Complete Banner Banners Desc Img-fluid, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	186	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crops Grown:	6371	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Semi vanilla minecraft server for epic cool people. a plugin server with /sethome /tpa and other essentialx commands. Donating to the server gets you a special VIP role. Please notify server owner when the donation has been complete with your full Minecraft username.

129.146.200.188

FroobWorld: Where Creepers are Friendly, Diamonds are free, and Water Buckets are always empty! 1.21

32 view distance, back, BUCKETS, Chest locking, CREEPERS, diamonds, Donations, Empty, free, Friendly, FroobWorld, home, Land claiming, Lockette-style, Long-term maps, old school, PG-13, Prizes, Rtp, rules, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, Survival, Tpa, Votes, Water

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
New Chunks Explored:	970801	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server: FroobWorld

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	Join FroobWorld Discord
Website	FroobWorld Website
Dynmap	FroobWorld Dynmap

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been running since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard – no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back commands
Long-term maps
32 view distance
No donations or prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on FroobWorld.
Are there any server commands available?	Yes, we have various commands like /rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, and /back.
How big can my land claim be?	There is no limit to the size of your land claim, as long as it is reasonable.
Can I lock my chests?	Yes, we have a Lockette-style chest locking system in place.

Sony and Digital Foundry Minecraft Server

base PS5, cost, decision, Digital, Digital Foundry, final fantasy 7 rebirth, Foundry, hype, image quality, Improvement, Minecraft, performance mode, poor quality, PS5 Pro, resolution, Server, Sony, Square Enix, Tää, technological improvements, Technologies, upscaling

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Sony hyping up the PS5 Pro? Look no further than our server! We promise to deliver image quality so poor, it’ll make you question if you’re playing on a PS4 or a potato. With our cutting-edge technology that Square Enix wishes they had, you’ll experience the true meaning of “what am I looking at?” Join us now for a gaming experience that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the respawn point!

Native Brazilian Minecraft SMP

Accents, American perspective, Brazil, Brazilian, Brazilians, comedy, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, foreign languages, language barrier, language learning, linguistics, meme, Minecraft, native, native speakers, portugal, Portuguese, second language, smp, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a mix of Brazilians, Portuguese, and Americans all trying to communicate in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a chance to witness the chaos of language barriers like never before.

Our server is the perfect place for language enthusiasts who love a good laugh. Watch as Brazilians struggle to understand Portuguese, Americans show off their impressive language skills, and everyone just ends up in fits of laughter.

But that’s not all! We also have insane stories of players getting lost in the Nether, building giant statues of chickens, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry villagers. Join us for a wild ride of fun and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come on down and join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who knew language barriers could be so entertaining?

DadDebtRelief Minecraft Server

advice, back injury, behind on payments, cousin, DadDebtRelief, Economy, family, family savior, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, injured, lawyer fees, loan, Minecraft, Mortgage, mortgage payments, Prison, Rehab, Server, sister, stable employment, thrifty living

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with family drama like this!

Join us and escape the real world where your dad won’t be asking you for loans and your cousin won’t be taking advantage of you. Instead, you’ll be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds.

Forget about mortgage payments and family feuds, on our server, the only thing you’ll be behind on is the latest updates and expansions. So come join us and let’s create a Minecraft family that’s drama-free and full of fun!

FoodieFiascoCraft

Apology, bbq, bologna, childhood friends, childhood memories, Communication, food preferences, food sensitivity, FoodieFiascoCraft, friendship, Guilt, hamburgers, Hot Dogs, kids party, misunderstanding, parenting, parenting challenges, party etiquette, picky eater, social etiquette, social gatherings

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of ruining kids’ lives with your innocent food jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be ruining is your opponent’s chances of winning!

We have a special “Bologna vs. Hot Dog” mini-game where you can settle the debate once and for all. Choose your side and battle it out in an epic food fight like never before. Will you be the champion of processed meats?

But that’s not all, we also have a “Picky Eater Challenge” where you can test your skills at eating the weirdest Minecraft foods. From rotten flesh to spider eyes, can you stomach it all and come out victorious?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some hilarious memories together. And remember, no bologna allowed!

DisgustinglyDelicious | Minecraft SMP

culinary dislikes, culinary pet peeves, disgusting food, DisgustinglyDelicious, food aversions, food dislikes, food quirks, food revulsion, gross food, Minecraft, odd food choices, picky eater, smp, strange eating habits, strange food choices, uncommon food preferences, unconventional tastes, unique tastes, unpopular opinions, unusual eating habits, unusual food habits, weird food combinations, weird food preferences

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7330
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional taste buds? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your aversion to everyone’s favorite food! We’ve got a community of players who understand that not everyone wants to chow down on the same old boring dishes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through burps and farts – you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else! So come on over and show off your unique palate while exploring our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground lair filled with nothing but jars of pickles and anchovies!

CarbCraft: The Temptation Station

CarbCraft, Cheat Day, Cheat Meal, comfort food, cravings, diet, diet motivation, diet struggles, dieting challenges, discipline, emotional eating, food cravings, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, meal planning, mindful eating, nutrition, self-control, Station, temptation, weight loss, Willpower

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	167057	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	1521	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of trying to resist the temptation of delicious food while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special feature that allows you to actually eat the virtual food in the game and still stay on track with your diet! That’s right, indulge in all the virtual cake, cookies, and steak you want without any guilt or calories! Join us now and satisfy your cravings without the consequences! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual food tastes even better than the real thing – you won’t be able to resist!

MidEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Bush administration, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Global influence, hands-off approach, international relations, intervention, MIDDLE EAST, MidEastMayhem, Military, Minecraft, non-intervention, Obama administration, Peacekeeping, Politics, regional stability, Server, strategy, SUPERPOWER, Trump administration, US

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the US is so hands-off in the Middle East that they be playin Minecraft instead of dealin with all that drama. like, u can build ur own virtual oasis in the desert and trade diamonds for oil with other players. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies while u plot ur world domination. join now before the US decides to actually do something in the Middle East and ruins all the fun!