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FakeItTilYouMakeItMC

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a wealthy tycoon without actually having to spend a dime! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own luxury mansion complete with diamond-encrusted walls and golden toilet seats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground casino where you can gamble away all your virtual riches in hopes of striking it big. Just be careful not to anger the diamond golem bouncers, they don’t take kindly to cheaters.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our exclusive yacht club where you can sail the high seas in style aboard your very own yacht made entirely of emeralds. Just watch out for the pesky pirate skeletons who are always looking to steal your loot.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and live the high life without the high price tag. Who needs real wealth when you can have virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams?

Sync SMP: Where griefing is just a distant memory! (We hope) Join now!

active world, apply, BUILD, Chill Community, Community, Discord, distant, europe players, Griefing, hang out, high activity, Hope, Join, join us, Land Claims, members, Memory, Minimal Lag, Nice Community, smp, Survival World, Sync, Timezones, trust-based, trustworthy players, Vanilla, vanilla smp, whitelist only

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Vanilla gameplay: No land claims, TPA or any teleports
Long-term world: Keeping the world active for a long time
Only anti-rulebreak plugins: Coreprotect and anticheat

We are currently looking for Europe players to have minimal lag and high activity at the same timezones.

The Sync SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.

Interested? You can apply to join on our discord here: https://discord.gg/2qfNRBKfk2

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a whitelist-only server?	Yes, we are a whitelist-only server.
Are there any land claims on the server?	No, we do not have land claims on the server.
What plugins are used on the server?	We only use Coreprotect and anticheat plugins.
Can players use TPA or teleport commands?	No, we do not have TPA or any teleport commands enabled.
Do you have a specific timezone preference for players?	We are currently looking for Europe players to have minimal lag.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, ANECDOTES, AnonCraft, Community, discovery, experiences, Exploration, folklore, goon, Journey, legend, Memories, Minecraft, Mystery, Myth, PAanon, Server, sharing, storytelling, storytelling community, Tales, whereabouts

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky!

Join us and become part of a community that thrives on telling outrageous stories and then gooning to them in-game. Whether you want to share a tale of how you accidentally turned your pet pig into a flying unicorn or how you built a giant statue of a potato, we want to hear it all!

But that’s not all – we have epic events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest around the track (spoiler alert: it’s always chaotic and hilarious).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some ridiculous memories together!

GoodMorningCraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic SMP where the pigs ride on saddles, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is said to grant wishes (or at least make a really cozy sweater).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you in the pixelated world!

CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong

blocking users, boundary setting, childfree lifestyle, creep behavior, CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong, cyberbullying, digital boundaries, Instagram accounts, internet safety, online boundaries, online communication, online friendships, online harassment, online relationships, online safety, personal space, privacy concerns, respecting boundaries, setting limits, social media etiquette, toxic friendships

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	109	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy online “friends” like Mike and just have a blast building and exploring with fellow gamers!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with hilarious antics and epic battles against virtual creepers (not the human kind, thank goodness). We promise not to pressure you into changing your username or giving out personal information – unless you want to, because hey, we’re all about consent here.

So come on over and block out the negativity like a pro player, because on our server, the only thing creeping you out will be the monsters lurking in the shadows. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no facetime required!

ForestFrights Minecraft SMP

chilling, creepy, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, fear, Forest, ForestFrights, Haunting, Horror, ISOLATION, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nature, Panic, Scary, smp, spooky, Terror, unknown, Wilderness, wildlife, Woods

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you see is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further, because on our server, the forest is full of surprises! From giant spiders riding on the backs of skeletons to trees that come to life and chase you down, you never know what you’ll encounter in our enchanted forest. Join now if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

ManlyMineMoments

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Villages Defended:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest fantasies of pig jousting while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of diamonds or a pile of…well, let’s just say it’s not diamonds.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, humor, international relations, jokes, leadership, mercy, mercy call, military strategy, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Russian retreat, satire, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5363
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”

Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!

SoyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
New Chunks Explored:	126306	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

/pol/ack, Alt-Right, Based, BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP, BBC, Chud, controversial, cringe, current events, debate, Global Issues, identity politics, Int, international discussion, internet culture, ITT, online forum, Political, ranny, sissie, social media

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!