Jordans Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gov’t-Free Minecraft Server

apathetic, Blacks, Consistent, country direction, Economy, electorate, gas prices, Government, GovtFree, high rent, immigration, Jordans, kamala, Lifestyle, Minecraft, partying, Penguin, Server, sex, societal issues, trump, unaffected, Weed

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where politics and real-world issues don’t matter at all! Whether you’re team Trump, team Kamala, or team Penguin, none of them have any influence here. Our players are too busy living their best virtual lives to worry about high rent, gas prices, or the economy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.

Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!

SagaCraft – Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, growth, historical fiction, ideal, internal conflict, Manga, Minecraft, moral complexity, naivety, new world, Norse, Obsession, Realism, Redemption, SagaCraft, Server, thorfinn, THORS, Viking society, vinland saga

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring, realistic Minecraft servers where everyone just talks things out and tries to be diplomatic? Join our server and embrace your inner Viking like Thorfinn! Our server is full of adventure, danger, and epic battles that will make you feel like a true warrior.

Forget about solving everything with talking, on our server you’ll have to fight for your survival and conquer new lands just like Thorfinn. Our community is full of like-minded players who are ready to raid, pillage, and explore new worlds together.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and live out your Viking fantasies? Join today and become a legendary warrior in a world where diplomacy is for the weak!

RemakeCraft Minecraft Server

Cinema, classic, film, Good, improved, Minecraft, MODERN, Movie, new version, Nostalgia, post, redone, refreshed, rehashed, Reimagined, RemakeCraft, Remakes, remastered, Revamped, Reworked, Server, Updated, updated version

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and have dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves).

Our community is filled with wizards, ninjas, and even a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Plus, our server is so fast that you can mine obsidian with a toothpick.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the cows start breakdancing or the trees start singing show tunes. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

10K Shopaholic Minecraft

000, 10, 10k, abundance, BOUGHT, consumerism, Decision making, excess, Hoarding, impulse buy, indulgence, last thing, luxury, material possessions, Minecraft, possessions, satisfaction, Shopaholic, shopping, shopping spree, spending spree, Stockpile, wealth, what to do

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mines Excavated:	4684

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine! Join us and receive a whopping 10,000 of the last thing you bought in real life – whether it’s 10,000 pizzas, 10,000 rubber ducks, or even 10,000 pairs of socks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Who knew mining for diamonds could be so groovy?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of surprises. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

BlockPartyFrenchRevolution

Alliance, BLOCK, BlockPartyFrenchRevolution, Centrist, Coalition, Democracy, election, far right, France, French politics, gaining power, Government, left wing, Mainstream, National Rally, opposition, Parties, political parties, progressive, resistance, strategy, unite

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

come join our epic minecraft server where french left and centrist parties unite to block the far-right national rally from gaining power! we have epic battles between political factions, where players can choose to align with the left, center, or far-right and fight for control of the server.

our server is like a virtual french parliament, with debates, alliances, and betrayals happening every day. you can build your own political party headquarters, campaign for votes, and even run for president of the server.

if you’re tired of the same old minecraft servers and want to experience something truly unique and chaotic, then come join us! who will come out on top in this political showdown? join now and find out!

AiCraft: Humans Who?

advanced civilizations, ai, AI beliefs, AIcraft, Artificial Intelligence, distant future, ethics of AI, existential risk, future society, future technology, human extinction, human history, human impact, human legacy, humans, long-term perspective, machine learning, post-human era, singularity, space colonization, technological evolution, transhumanism

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even the AI be like “humans who?” Join our server and be part of the epic quest to prove to the AI that humans still exist! We got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about those pesky robots trying to take over the world. So come on, join us and show those AI who’s boss! Let’s make sure they never forget about us humans, even if we outlive Earth and they start doubting our existence. Let’s show them what we’re made of on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

TumorKillaFitCraft

bloodstream, breast cancer patients, cancer treatment, cancer-promoting cells, cell growth, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise benefits., FITNESS, health, health study, immune system, medical advancements, Medical research, oncology, physical activity, study, tumor prevention, tumor-killing white blood cells, TumorKillaFitCraft, well-being

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

so, like, u know how exercise is good for u and stuff? well, turns out it’s like SUPER good for breast cancer patients! like, if u exercise for just 30 minutes, u get more of those white blood cells that kill tumors! it’s like ur body is a superhero fighting off the bad guys! and get this, the cancer-promoting cells actually go down or stay the same! it’s like exercise is telling cancer to take a hike! so, like, come join our minecraft server and let’s exercise our way to kicking cancer’s butt together! let’s show cancer who’s boss in the virtual world while helping our bodies in the real world! let’s do this, gamers!

Hermitcraft-Inspired Aurora, where even the creepers are over 18!

Adventure, aurora, Authenticity, Bluemap, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Dedication, endermen, Hermitcraftinspired, imagination, Memories, mobs, multiplayer, Players, Shulkers, Sleep, smp, Survival, Tectonic, Terralith, Vanilla, wandering traders

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8976
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8523	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Aurora SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/black-magicians/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Aurora SMP Minecraft Server

Embark on an enchanting journey like no other in the world of Minecraft with Aurora SMP! Join our community today and explore endless possibilities.

Server Details:

Server Version	Fabric 1.21
Datapacks	Only one player needs to sleep to skip the night Endermen will not steal your dirt Adjust armor stands with understanding Shulkers always drop two Shulker Shells Wandering traders sell mini blocks for decoration Chance for mobs to drop heads when killed Players drop their head when killed by another player Bluemap for 3D view of creations in web browser
Additional Features	Terralith and Tectonic included to inspire building on a crafted landscape

How to Join:

To request to join our server, please add TaintedPixels on Discord.

Trailer:

Watch our server trailer here.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server multiplayer?	Yes, Aurora SMP is a multiplayer server where you can join forces with friends or go solo.
What version of Minecraft is supported?	We are running on Fabric 1.21 to provide an authentic vanilla survival experience.
How do I request to join the server?	To join, please add TaintedPixels on Discord and follow the instructions provided.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, captions, confidentiality, consent, Cool, cyberbullying, digital security, DragonCraft, dragons, Ethics, Exposing, Harassment, Minecraft, narrative based captions, nudes, online safety, personal content, personal information, Pictures, privacy, sample work, Server, social media

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	638565
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Need a break from the real world? Come on over to our server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun. Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Looking for a place to unleash your inner prankster? Our server is the perfect playground for all your trolling needs. From exploding sheep to hidden traps, the possibilities for mischief are endless. Just be prepared to face the consequences when your pranks backfire!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond chicken or stumble upon a hidden realm filled with dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless, so come on over and let the madness begin!

HalalCraft Minecraft Server

Allah Akbar, Allah is greatest, BELIEF, Chip, culture, Diversity, Europeans, extremism, HalalCraft, Indians, Islam, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim, Muslim board, Muslim online army, online army, Religion, Server, shariah, Strongest, white cucks

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living under Shariah law in Minecraft. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be busy following the rules of Allah and chanting “Allahu Akbar” all day long.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict policy against Indians, kikes, and white cucks, so if you fall into any of those categories, you better stay away unless you’re ready to convert to Islam and join the Muslim online army.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Allah is the greatest and Europeans will soon be living under Shariah law. Allahu Akbar!

GrandparentGate2021

aro ace, Boundaries, Expectations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family pressure, family relationships, Family Support, Graduation, GrandparentGate2021, Grandparents, Group Chat, high school, hurtful comments, personal boundaries, PRESSURE, stepdad, traditional family

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my family? Look no further than our server! We promise no creepy grandparents pressuring you to date your best friend, no weird obsessions with your parents’ love lives, and definitely no blowing up group chats. Join us for a fun and relaxing gaming experience where the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers! So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise anything!