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Gov’t-Free Minecraft Server

apathetic, Blacks, Consistent, country direction, Economy, electorate, gas prices, Government, GovtFree, high rent, immigration, Jordans, kamala, Lifestyle, Minecraft, partying, Penguin, Server, sex, societal issues, trump, unaffected, Weed

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	134	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where politics and real-world issues don’t matter at all! Whether you’re team Trump, team Kamala, or team Penguin, none of them have any influence here. Our players are too busy living their best virtual lives to worry about high rent, gas prices, or the economy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.

Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!

Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!

branding, branding strategy, Characters, cute, cyber, Digital, Icons, internet, Internets, madness, Marketing, mascot, mascots, meme, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, Popular, social media, symbols, Technology, viral, virtual, web

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	250
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious mascots of the internet! Picture this: a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle, a zombie doing the floss dance, and a skeleton riding a rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a chance to ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’

Admiration, adoration, adore, captivation, CREEPERS, Crush, devotion, Enchantment, fervor, fucking, Hag, HagCraft, I, i fucking love this hag, idolization, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, Resist, this.., Worship

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6321	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is run by a mystical hag who will grant you three wishes if you join! That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life (Disclaimer: flying in real life is not guaranteed and may result in serious injury or death).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you build the most epic chicken farm you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden egg that can hatch into a magical chicken mount.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the hag’s mischievous pranks and the chicken mafia’s shenanigans – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Celebs: TwitchTube Server

blocky, Celebs, Community, content creators, digital content, entertainment industry, Gaming, influencers, internet culture, lazy edition, Live streaming, online entertainment, online gaming, online personalities, Server, social media, Streamers, streaming platforms, Technology, twitch, TwitchTube, video content, video games, Youtubers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	595
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you actually work for your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where everything is on easy mode – we’re talking instant diamond armor, unlimited enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon for every player!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: riding into battle on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword. It’s like a scene straight out of a Minecraft action movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the ultimate lazy edition of Minecraft – where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can fit in your inventory!

FrenchFriesCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Oui Oui’ and Players Ride Baguettes Through Paris

Baguettes, Communication, communication skills, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, English, foreign language, France, French, FrenchFriesCraft, international travel, language barrier, language barriers, language difficulties, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, oui, Paris, Players, Ride, Riding, Summer, travel, travel concerns, worries

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of getting lost in translation while riding through France? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to your language barrier problems! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where everyone speaks the universal language of block-building. No need to worry about asking for directions or ordering food, just focus on crafting and surviving in our wacky and wild virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been recreated in-game, so you can experience all the beauty of France without ever leaving your computer screen. Say “au revoir” to language barriers and “bonjour” to endless fun on our server!

Crafty Creepers: Are you already Pre-order this /v/?

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Emeralds Found:	2185

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend virtual concerts performed by famous Minecraft DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Pre-order your spot on our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

UkraineCraft: Where the only war is over who gets the last diamond!

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, Diamond, donetsk, eastern europe, History, Invasion, Kiev, Luhansk, Lviv, Military, Nazi Ukrainians, occupation, Odessa, Politics, Propaganda, russia, separatists, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Votes:	8213
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Russia is apparently playing a game of real-life Minecraft and trying to take over Ukraine! Join us for the ultimate battle of blocks and build your own fortress to defend against the invading Russian forces. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have this level of insanity in your gameplay? Join now and help Kiev relocate to Lviv before it’s too late! It’s like a game of survival mode, but with a twist of geopolitical drama. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Blondies: Where Trashy meets Classy in Minecraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic blocks and basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest mess you’ll ever come across! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where trashy blonde sluts reign supreme. Who knew pixelated characters could be so scandalous? You’ll be gossiping with your fellow players about who’s hooking up with who and who’s plotting to overthrow the server next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane build battles you’ll ever witness. From giant statues of Justin Bieber to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity. Who needs architectural integrity when you can have a house made entirely out of diamond blocks?

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, drama, and pure insanity, then join our server today. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Yuujiro’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Stronger Than Anything Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	6768
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Yuujiro – a Minecraft legend who is stronger than the US Military, cancer, aids, ebola, and even the Earth itself! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we follow in the footsteps of the almighty Yuujiro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to defeat cancer, aids, and ebola in-game! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself!

SauceQuest: Find the Culprit

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	228	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the mysterious sauce queen! Legend has it that she roams the server, leaving a trail of saucy memes in her wake. Join us on this epic quest to uncover the truth behind this saucy mystery and maybe even score some epic loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted dildos and magical potions. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Cunt’s Slumber Party Server

ARMS, biophysics, childhood friend, Class, Crafty, cunts, dream, early bed, Fist Fight, GIANT, inscripted, insomnia, isomnia, Monster, Nightmare, open palms, Party, pockets, pockets than yours, Request, Server, Shirt, Sleep, Slumber, STAB

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6934
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring dreams about missing classes and giant monsters with too many arms? Then join our Minecraft server and experience a world where shirt pockets are the ultimate battleground! Fight your childhood friends with open palms and show them who has the most pockets in this epic fist fight showdown. Who needs sleep when you can have crazy adventures like this in our server? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true!