🔥Jordan Schlansky Minecraft Servers

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Battlemage Tombs

Acolytes of Old, Allegiance, balance, Battlemage Tombs, comrades, custom weapons, Discord, Dynamic world, Eldoria, Fabric, Faction, Guardians of the Light, Honor, Keepers Guild, Mercenaries, minecraft server, Modpack, Peace, power, Quests, Riches, role playing, Roleplay, Santana Scoundrels, Survival

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Join the Epic Battle for the Battlemage Tombs!

Are you ready to choose your faction and fight for supremacy? Welcome to “Battlemage Tombs”, a unique Minecraft server with four distinct factions:

Guardians of the Light – Uphold justice and fight for the greater good. Acolytes of Old – Harness dark powers and embrace the shadows. 🏴‍☠️ Santana Scoundrels – Operate as mercenaries with no allegiance. Keepers Guild – Enforcers of peace and balance with unwavering strength and determination.

Immerse yourself in an epic role-playing experience in the land of Eldoria with custom weapons, quests, and a dynamic world. Whether you seek comrades, honor, power, or riches, there’s a place for you here.

Join the discord today to get the modpack!

51.81.167.235:25615

Origin’s Flame Rekindled: The Only Server where your Crafting skills are tested

Behavior, Community, Crafting, DIMENSION, Discord, Flame, Food, Furniture, generation, Late, mia’s origins, Modpack, Origins, proximity chat, Rekindled, Reopened, rules, second try, Sequel, Server, Skills, smp, Structures, Tested, year ago

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Mia’s Origins SMP Sequel Server Overview

Server Type	Modded, 1.20.1 Java Edition
Mod	Origins Mod with enhanced modpack
Features	New origins, proximity chat, new structures, food and furniture, new dimension
Community	Safe and welcoming environment
Whitelist	Required, information available on Discord

FAQ

What is the server type?

The server is modded, running on Java Edition 1.20.1 and based around the origins mod.

What features does the modpack include?

The modpack includes new origins to choose from, proximity chat, new structures and generation, food and furniture additions, silly additions, and a new dimension.

How is the community moderated?

We strive to keep the community safe and welcoming. Poor behavior and rule violations will be dealt with accordingly.

How can I join the server?

To join, you will need to be whitelisted. All the information you need can be found on our Discord server.

Where can I find the Discord server?

You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/KZU4HhJyt2.

Nijien’s Epic Fail Minecraft Server

Analysis, Business, Challenges, comparison, Competition, Decision making, Decline, Downfall, Epic, Fail, Failure, growth, leadership, lessons learned, Management, market, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NijiEN, NijiENs, phase connect, Server, smaller, strategy, what went wrong

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Are you tired of playing on servers that are too mainstream and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is so small, it makes Phase Connect look like a giant! Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our community is so tight-knit, we can fit everyone in a single block space! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and build pixel art of his favorite memes. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ArchLinux SMP: NoPurposeNeeded

arch linux, archlinux, base distribution, binaries, CLI, community repository, debian, documentation institution, Enthusiast, fedora, Flatpak support, Gentoo, minimal system, multiple architecture support, NixOS, NoPurposeNeeded, official repository, reproducibility, rolling release, smp, software support, Stability, upstream packages, user-friendly

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and creativity just like the world of Linux distributions!

Join us if you want a server that is as unique and different as Debian, Fedora, Gentoo, and nixOS combined. Our core purpose is to provide a minimal and simple gaming experience that you can build from the ground up, just like Arch Linux.

But unlike Arch, we offer stability by design (because who wants a rolling release in Minecraft, am I right?), user-friendly default settings (no more cli larping required), and software support for all your freeloading needs.

Gentoo may have binaries now, but we have something even better – a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge and have a blast while doing it. So come join us and let’s build something epic together, because who needs Arch when you have us as your Minecraft SMP institution of fun!

WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server

guest characters, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, Server, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us and you’ll encounter guest characters like a dancing llama who can breakdance better than any player, a talking chicken who gives out hilarious life advice, and a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with a diamond-encrusted snout who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of bacon from the Diamond Pig!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of diamond pigs!

HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

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Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	7440

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Animals Bred:	69	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Ores Mined:	3710	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Players Killed by Monsters:	9387	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Mines Excavated:	3463	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crops Grown:	6459
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	34
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	4649	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Ultimate Jordan Schlansky Minecraft Servers

Mia’s Origins SMP Sequel Server Overview

FAQ

What is the server type?

What features does the modpack include?

How is the community moderated?

How can I join the server?

Where can I find the Discord server?