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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2162 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 7543 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
We got villagers that will trade you emeralds for useless crap like rotten flesh.
And don’t even get me started on our pig racing track – it’s like the Daytona 500, but with bacon!
Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even paying a villager to marry your cow!