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russiansRapeUkrainianMenMinecraftServer

Abuse, Accountability, aggression, assault, cnn, Conflict, eastern europe, human rights abuses, international law, Invasion, Justice, Men, occupied territories, russians, russiansRapeUkrainianMenMinecraftServer, sexual violence, Trauma, Ukraine, Victims, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ores Mined:	6242
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2437	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Lolz, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even CNN is talking about it! Apparently, on this server, Russians are like, totally obsessed with raping Ukrainian men on occupied territories. Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 😂 But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then you should def join this server. Who knows what other wild shenanigans are going down in there! Join now for a wild ride, fam! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness

hear5deafies

Breakthrough, children, cochlear implants, deaf, deafness, Disabilities, Gene therapy, Genetic, genetic disorders, hear5deafies, Hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, innovation, Medical, medical advancements, Science, sensory restoration, Technology, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	1569
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

so, like, this server is like gene therapy for your minecraft experience, yo. we got five children who were born deaf but now they can HEAR the sweet sounds of creeper explosions and pig oinks. join us and be part of this miraculous journey to sonic enlightenment. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and you gotta solve riddles and defeat dragons to get in. it’s like a real-life adventure, but in minecraft. so, what are you waiting for? come join us and hear the world of minecraft in a whole new way.

dreamin4u Minecraft server

compatibility, Connection, destiny, dream, dream come true, dreamin4u, fate, ideal match, long term, love, meant to be, Meeting, Minecraft, perfect partner, relationship, romance, serendipity, Server, Significant Other, soulmate, statistical probability, statistics, true love

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever dreamed of finding your perfect Minecraft partner? Well, guess what? Our server is the place where dreams come true! Statistically speaking, somewhere in the world, your perfect partner is dreaming of meeting someone exactly like you. And where better to meet than on our epic Minecraft server?

Join us and embark on a quest to find your soulmate while building the most epic pixelated creations together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and the TNT explosions) begin!

EternalEats Minecraft Server

affordable eats, affordable indulgence, budget-friendly meals, cheap food, childhood favorite, comfort food, convenience food, economical dining, EternalEats, everyday eats, fast food, favorite snacks, frugal food, go-to meal, guilty pleasure, indulgence, inexpensive eats, low-cost dining, Minecraft, Server, street food, tasty treats, value meals

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Love Letters Sent:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing to munch on is stale bread and tasteless carrots? Well, look no further because our server offers an endless buffet of the most outrageous and ridiculous food items you can imagine! From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and indulge in the most extravagant and over-the-top food items that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet crying tears of joy. Who needs caviar and truffles when you can feast on enchanted pork chops and emerald-crusted cookies?

So come on down to our server and join the culinary adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like our food options!

DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!

anxiety, Blues, coping mechanisms, DepressCraft, depression, Despair, emotional pain, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Lets, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, negative thoughts, overwhelming emotions, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3264	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Is your diamond armor constantly getting stolen by pesky players? Well, fear not because on our server, all your Minecraft dreams will come true! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only thing that will make you feel depressed is when you run out of cake! So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind as you embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, ground, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political unrest, regains, Russian army, Russian troops, Server, Surrender, territorial gains, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1029	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6841	Orbs of Power Found:	11

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂

our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪

join us now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌍🎮🚀

bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1490	Enchantments Applied:	148
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Farms Harvested:	699	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!