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Emperor Palpatine’s Better Management Skills

character analysis, comparison, Conflict Resolution, dark side, Decision making, emperor, Emperor Palpatine, fictional characters, fictional managers, fictional universe, jedi, leadership, leadership styles, light side, Management, Manager, Mentorship, obi wan kenobi, Palpatines, power dynamics, Sith, Skills, Star Wars, strategic planning

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	766766	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where emperor palpatine is the boss. he’s, like, way better at managing things than obi-wan kenobi. like, obi-wan is cool and all, but palpatine just knows how to run things, ya know?

join this server if you want to be part of palpatine’s empire. he’s got all the power and resources you need to dominate the minecraft world. plus, he’s got lightning powers, so that’s pretty cool.

obi-wan might be all about the jedi code and stuff, but palpatine is all about getting things done. he’ll lead you to victory and make sure you have a great time on the server.

come join us and experience the dark side of minecraft. we have cookies. and force lightning. what more could you ask for?

Pixel Pervs R Us

accessibility, Attention, Behavior, distracted tendencies, distraction, ENGAGEMENT, findings, habits, impulsive behavior, impulsivity, INDIVIDUALS, internet, MAINTAIN, Medium, novelty appeal, online pornography, Pervs, PIXEL, Psychology, research, Struggle, study

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	574986
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	6046

HEY U! YEAH U! R U STRUGGLIN TO KEEP FOCUS? DO U GET DISTRACTED EASILY? THEN U NEED TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND STUFF THAT WILL KEEP U SO ENGAGED U WON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT PORN!

OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL PLACE WHERE U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT AND EXPLORE ENDLESS WORLDS! PLUS, IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT WILL FOLLOW U AROUND AND SPIT AT ANYONE WHO TRIES TO DISTRACT U!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PORN AND HELLO TO BLOCKY ADVENTURES!

Doritos Craft

Active players, Adventure, building, Community, Competition, Crafting, Creative, Doritos Craft, Economy, Exploration, Faction, faction server, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, role playing, Server, Strong Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4437
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Doritos Craft Official Faction Server! Join our server and make your faction great! Strong economy, and active daily player list!

doritoscraft.apexmc.co

CHEOWORLD WINTER UPDATE Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Cases, CHEOWORLD, Griefer survival, Jobs, Mechanics, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Unique, winter update

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to CHEOWORLD! This is a griefer survival server that won’t let you get bored! The server contains interesting mechanics that are not found on any server except CHEOWORLD!

cheoworld.mclan.ru

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	186	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Invictus SMP Server Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Is the server only for a specific platform?

A: No, our server is Bedrock compatible, so players from different platforms can join.

Q: Are there any in-game events?

A: Yes, we have community events and other activities for players to participate in.

Cosmic Musk Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 6th generation stealth fighters, China, Chinese engineers, Copium, Cosmic, Downfall, Espionage, F-22, High IQ, human Resources, ignorance, Musk, NIGGADS, niggers, non-Whites, pajeets, Quest, subhumans, tech development, WHITE POWER, yf-23

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	150
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality? Forget about China flying stealth fighters, join our server because we have NIGGADS – the cancelled American fighter that’s now redesigned for ultimate gaming experience. We may not have high IQ people left, but we sure have the craziest players who will blow your mind with their skills. Plus, we don’t support Pajeets, but we do support Musk’s theory that the US has bottom barrel human resources. So, if you’re ready to join a server where ignorance and white-power copium reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out on the madness and mayhem – join now!

/Gay Muscle Gut Minecraft SMP/

Bara, Bear Community, body positivity, Bodybuilding, CHUBBY, Chubby chaser, fat, FITNESS, Gay, Gaymers, gchub, Gut, LGBTQ, masculine, Men, Minecraft, Muscle, muscle bear, Muscle worship, musclegut, smp, Strongfat, weightlifting

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you a strongfat man who doesn’t quite fit in on other Minecraft SMPs like /bara/ or /gchub/? Well, look no further because /gmg/ is the place for you! We cater to all the gay muscleguts out there, no matter what level of fat or muscle you’re rocking.

Join us for epic battles where your strength and size will be put to the test. Take on other players in PvP matches that will leave you sweating and laughing at the same time. Show off your impressive builds that will make other players green with envy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the biggest and burliest players are allowed. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and rare items waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to venture into the depths.

So why wait? Join /gmg/ today and unleash your inner gay musclegut in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

PatiencePaysOff in Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, delayed gratification, delayed results, determination, discipline, Endurance, fulfillment, hard work, Long-term goals, Minecraft, patience, PatiencePaysOff, perseverance, persistence, Rewards, satisfaction, self-control, smp, success, time investment, worth waiting for

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Void Armor Forged:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Emeralds Found:	9334	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some next level shenanigans. We got diamond giveaways every hour, a secret underground disco party, and a pet chicken that can do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper, then join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

ScareCraft: Fav Movie?

chilling, Cinema, classic, Cult, FAV, Favorite, fear, film, Gore, Halloween, Horror, iconic, jump scares, Movie, Psychological, ScareCraft, scary movie, scream, slasher, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	207	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Crops Grown:	9920
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are scarier than a baby zombie in a dark cave? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate horror movie experience! Join us if you dare for a spine-chilling adventure filled with haunted mansions, creepy forests, and jump scares around every corner. But be warned, you might just end up screaming like a noob who just got blown up by a creeper! So grab your popcorn, turn off the lights, and get ready for a Minecraft server experience that will have you saying “I should have just watched a scary movie instead!”

CraftyPutin’sWar Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsWar, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military goals, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, peace plan, putin, rejection, russia, russia ukraine war, Server, territorial disputes, trump, Ukraine, US President-elect, world news

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we reject all boring peace plans and go straight for the military goals! like putin, we do not back down and will stop at nothing to achieve victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. forget about delaying memberships or negotiations, we are all about the action and chaos. come join us and be part of the most intense war in minecraft history! who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles? join now and show your skills in the craziest minecraft server out there!