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PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	New Chunks Explored:	590445
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

CraftyCashback

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mines Excavated:	4166
Potions Brewed:	49	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding parents! Join us and escape the real world where your parents send you invoices for every little thing they’ve done for you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting billed for every nail and hammer your parents lent you. We promise not to charge you for living in our virtual world for 17 days, because that’s just ridiculous.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any financial burdens. Plus, we have a special “Escape Your Parents” quest where you can defeat virtual parents who constantly ask for repayment. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!

PetFailsCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	231
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the epic showdown between a pack of derpy wolves and a gang of mischievous ocelots! Watch as they battle it out for control of the server, with explosions, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman thrown into the mix!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey, a chicken riding a baby zombie, who leads players on wild adventures through dungeons filled with treasure and danger. And don’t forget about our resident prankster, the Creeper in a top hat, who loves to surprise unsuspecting players with explosive gifts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

CraftyCommandJP Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

so, like, u kno how u always wanted to be in a top secret military operation in japan? well, now u can in this epic minecraft server! join us for crazy battles, secret missions, and top notch military strategy! u can be like a super cool ninja warrior fighting off evil forces and saving the world! plus, u get to upgrade ur weapons and gear to be the ultimate soldier! come join us and be a part of this historic move in the making! u won’t regret it, trust me.

HeatWaveCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have so much energy you’ll never run out of power for your redstone contraptions! our server is so lit, it’s like the sun in iran during a heatwave. forget about all the mismanagement in the real world, on our server, everything runs smoothly and efficiently.

we have crazy events like a redstone building competition where the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a potato. our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending hug from a fluffy sheep.

so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. on our server, the only crisis you’ll have is trying to decide what to build next!

HypochondriaCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got hypochondriasis on lock! Like, u can literally pretend to be sick all da time and no one will judge u. Plus, we got doctors in da game who can cure u with a magic potion made of diamonds and emeralds. But be careful, cuz if u pretend to be sick for too long, u might actually die in real life! It’s like a crazy social experiment, but in Minecraft. So come join us and see if u can survive longer than five years!

Atoq: Where vanilla is just a suggestion, white list is optional, and 1.19.3 is a state of mind

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6341
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Minecraft Server: Atoq

Features
⏰ • 1.5+ years old world
✨ • Regular events and polls
✅ • Whitelist + Application
👥 • Active community and staff
🌌 • In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 • Lore
🔍 • Java v1.19.3
🦇 • Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/yWFrxmaN6s

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join our server, you need to apply for whitelist. Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are allowed on the server?

A: We have in game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Other mods may require approval from the staff.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: We host regular events and polls to keep the community engaged. Check our Discord server for event schedules.

Q: Can I contribute to the lore of the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the lore of the server. You can share your ideas with the staff and community members.

CraftyShiori Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder immortality (or at least really good luck in PvP battles).

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the dreaded Creeper King, who has a penchant for exploding everything in sight. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his explosive loot? Only time will tell.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, brave adventurers!

PolskaCraft SMP: Blocky Banter

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	156
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime victory edition! Picture this: you’re mining away and suddenly a giant anime character appears out of nowhere and starts dancing to the tune of a funky beat. And that’s not all, our server is so wild that creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of confetti when you defeat them. Join us now and experience the jeeebać mirasków madness for yourself!

DrinkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Towns Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4804	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for your drink-buying skills? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about sending a drink to just one player again. We welcome all levels of social awkwardness and guarantee a judgment-free zone.

Imagine a world where you can send virtual drinks to your friends without fear of backlash. Our server is the place to be for those who want to practice their social skills in a safe and supportive environment. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual love interest while you’re at it!

Join now and experience a community where buying drinks for virtual friends is not only accepted but encouraged. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to make new friends and maybe even find your virtual soulmate. See you in the game!