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Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Void Armor Forged:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	143	Void Armor Forged:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Dimension Hops:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Towns Built:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!