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KrystalGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	7598
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Potions Brewed:	84

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it killed the Krystal Archive! That’s right, our server is so epic that it caused a digital apocalypse. Join us if you dare, and witness the chaos and mayhem that ensues. From exploding cows to flying pigs, anything can happen on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

BoobiesAwayCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	New Chunks Explored:	830050
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of mischievous cows invade your land. But fear not, because our server is equipped with magical cow-repelling powers that will have those pesky bovines running for the hills in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this insane story? One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese! But instead of panicking, they embraced their cheesy fate and threw the most epic cheese-themed party the server had ever seen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the legendary Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CraftyVaxMistakes Minecraft Server

CraftyVaxMistakes, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	2229
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

so, like, u know how the u.s. was all like “yo philippines, we kinda messed up with that whole anti-vax thing, our bad”? well, imagine if that was a minecraft server, but instead of anti-vax propaganda, we got secret diamond giveaways and epic build battles! join us for a wild ride of missteps and madness, where the only thing contagious is the fun! come build with us and leave the drama at the door, cuz on this server, we only spread positivity and pixely goodness! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that’ll have u saying “what in the world just happened?!” in the best way possible!

KoreaCraft: Not North, Just South

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1865	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

u know wat else is a mistake? not joining this epic minecraft server! we got more twists and turns than south korea being called north korea at the olympics. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on the chaos and fun we have here.

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. and if u think u can handle it, we even have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps.

so come on, join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u’ll even find the legendary golden chicken that lays diamond eggs. yeah, it’s that wild here. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyLotteryLawsuits

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Emeralds Found:	9601	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5531
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

So, like, you know how you see those dumb ads for mobile games on Facebook that are, like, totally fake and make you wanna smash your phone? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that’s the complete opposite of that hot mess!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs a lottery win when you’ve got a server this awesome?!

CraftyCreeper

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Mobs Economy Rewards Land claiming Non-Pay-To-Win Cosmetics Store Rank up system Balanced Community Quests PVP Plugins Whitelist Dedicated Custom Events Mini-games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	179

CraftyCreeper is a Survival Multiplayer with tougher mobs and a player rank up system. We have a balanced economy with rewards and land claiming! Here we focus on creating a Non-Pay-To-Win atmosphere… Check out our CraftPass in our store for 250+ Cosmetics items!

Play.CraftyCreeper.com

crazyplayer

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

CrazyPlayer is the best and most entertaining platform that will attract your attention with its fascinating survival charm. You will not understand how time flies with its updated active powers, latest version and various game systems full of features that will constantly help you. Make CrazyPlayer your go-to place for fun and join the crazy fun.

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FearlessCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, courage, embracing vulnerability, emotional intelligence, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, growth, hurt, learning, life lessons, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Overcoming, personal development, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, Vulnerability, wisdom

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Items Found:	2362
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be blindsided by the most epic adventures and hilarious mishaps!

Join us if you want to learn what it truly means to fear a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re busy mining diamonds. Trust us, the heart palpitations are totally worth it!

We encourage making mistakes while you’re young on our server because who knows, maybe accidentally building a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle will become your claim to fame. Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild!

So come on, don’t be afraid to take risks and join our server for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of fear (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

UncleCreepBlock

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8163	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	2651

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing a bed with strangers is strictly prohibited!

Join us for a three-day getaway filled with block parties and family reunions. But beware, you may be asked to sleep next to an old man or even an uncle you’ve never met before. Don’t worry, our server rules allow you to refuse and make arrangements to sleep with friends instead.

Experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics and standing up for your comfort in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even end up having to make a tough decision between sleeping next to a cousin or a relative.

So come join us on our server, where you can escape real-life family drama and create your own hilarious stories in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, trust is key, especially when it comes to sharing a bed with virtual strangers.