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StarshipSurvivorCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

so like, u wanna join this minecraft server, right? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like the SpaceX’s Starship of all minecraft servers. it survives all the crazy stuff u throw at it and still comes back for more. like, it achieved a demo landing on its FOURTH test, can u believe that? that’s like, unheard of in the minecraft world.

if u join this server, u gonna be part of something epic. u gonna be part of the most insane adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most hilarious moments. like, one time, we had a pig riding a chicken while wearing a diamond helmet. it was wild, man.

so come on, join this server and be a part of the madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun, amirite? join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

SpudCraft: The Curry Chronicles

chillies, Chronicles, cuisine, culinary evolution, culinary traditions, cultural appropriation, cultural exchange, curry, Food, fusion cuisine, Globalization, History, immigrant influences, India, international flavors, ireland, non-native ingredients, Potatoes, spices, SpudCraft, tomato sauce, traditional dishes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Farms Harvested:	557
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we mix chillies, tomato sauce, curry, potatoes, India, and Ireland all together in a big ol’ pot of craziness! It’s like a culinary explosion of epic proportions, just like when you accidentally mix up your potions in the game and end up with a weird concoction that gives you superpowers or turns you into a chicken for a day.

We’ve got spicy challenges that will make you sweat more than a creeper caught in a desert biome, and potato-themed quests that will have you digging for treasure faster than you can say “potato famine”. Plus, our community is as diverse as a buffet table at a villager wedding, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and explore in the most ridiculous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a taste of adventure that’s spicier than a vindaloo and crazier than a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day. Who needs traditional ingredients when you can have a curry-potato fusion that will blow your mind and your taste buds? Join us now and let the culinary chaos begin!

CarbonCraft: Air Capture Edition

Air, air pollution, air quality, atmospheric carbon dioxide, Capture, carbon capture, carbon dioxide capture, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraft, Charcoal, clean air, climate change, eco-friendly, Edition, energy efficient, environmental technology, green technology, greenhouse gas reduction, innovation, low cost, Materials, research, sustainable, sustainable materials

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN EXPLODE WITH JOY?! WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMONDS AND RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN CREATE POTION THAT GIVES YOU SUPERPOWERS, LIKE FLYING AND SHOOTING LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES!

PLUS, WE HAVE A MINI-GAME CALLED “ZOMBIE DANCE PARTY” WHERE YOU CAN BUST A MOVE WITH THE UNDEAD AND WIN PRIZES LIKE A GOLDEN SWORD THAT CAN TURN YOUR ENEMIES INTO CHICKENS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! (DISCLAIMER: UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS MAY NOT ACTUALLY BE INCLUDED)

LostCraft Reborn: Where even Steve gets lost trying to find factions, eco, and jobs! Java 1.20.4!

1.20.4, auraskills, balance, Development, Eco, Economy, Essentials, Factions, Factionsuuid, Features, Find, java, Jobs, Lost, LostCraft, Map, MCMMO, old school, Plugins, progress, PvP, reborn, Revamp, Server, Staff, steve

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mines Excavated:	2455	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

LostCraft Reborn Server Overview

Features	Old school factions with modern fun
Plugins	factionsuuid, essentials, mcmmo, jobs
Map	Created in 1.20.4, no resets
Admin Policy	No admin abuse allowed, staff cannot participate in gameplay
Economy	No pay to win option, players earn their gear
Server Type	Factions-only server, no network

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is the server currently in development?

Yes, LostCraft Reborn is still in heavy development. Features and plugins may change or be added.

2. Are resets planned for the main map?

No resets are planned for the main map created in version 1.20.4. Changes will only occur if an update forces it.

3. Can players obtain gear through donations or voting?

No, there is no pay to win option on LostCraft Reborn. Players must earn their gear through gameplay.

4. Is the server part of a network with multiple game modes?

No, LostCraft Reborn is dedicated solely to factions gameplay and does not cater to multiple game modes.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP: mc.lostcraftreborn.com

For more information, you can also visit the server website: https://lostcraftreborn.com

HungrySerbWars Minecraft Server

alliances, animosity, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, hate, historical tensions, Hungary, HungrySerbWars, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Politics, puppet, Refused, Resentment, russia, Serbia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crops Grown:	5963	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real drama unfolds! We’ve got alliances forming and breaking, countries hating each other for the most ridiculous reasons – like Hungary and Serbia teaming up to hate on Poland just because they refused to be a Russian puppet again! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged? Join now for a server experience like no other – where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion!

CraftyMouse Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Star Shards Collected:	194
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant mice that have taken over the world! These mice are not your average rodents – they have superpowers and will stop at nothing to defeat you and take over your base. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and save the day!

And if mutant mice aren’t enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? You never know what they’ll do next, so be prepared for some hilarious chaos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget! But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you.

SassyCraft: Family Edition

Babysitting, Boundaries, child support, Communication, Conflict, earn keep, Edition, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, Fairness, family, family dynamics, Job, parenting, payment, perspective, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, SassyCraft, sibling dynamics, smartass, step sister, Understanding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where babysitting skills are put to the test! Join us and prove your worth as a responsible big sister, just like the player who shared their story above. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your babysitting expertise and earn your keep in the virtual world.

But don’t worry, we won’t make you babysit real kids like in the story. Instead, you’ll be tasked with protecting and guiding virtual little ones through the blocky world of Minecraft. Help them build epic structures, fend off creepers, and maybe even watch an in-game movie like “Infinity War” together (just don’t tell their parents)!

And the best part? You’ll actually get paid for your babysitting services in the form of in-game currency. So come join us and show us your babysitting chops – because on this server, being a big sister is a job worth rewarding!

CaribbeanCraft Minecraft Server

Caribbean drills, caribbean sea, CaribbeanCraft, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, Minecraft, naval exercises, naval maneuvers, naval presence, russia, Russian warships, security concerns, Server, tensions rise, Ukraine, united states, US officials

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	289	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like a total war zone, but in Minecraft! Picture this: Russian warships are sailing to the Caribbean for drills, but instead of Ukraine, they’re gonna be battling it out in our server! It’s gonna be like World War III, but with blocks and creepers! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict without leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, we’ve got secret government conspiracies and alien invasions happening all the time. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be part of the madness!

PalestineCraft – Houthis vs Israel

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Animals Bred:	49	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got houthis attacking Israel with missiles called the Palestine! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, fam. Imagine dodging missiles while trying to build your epic base, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a missile attack, you get a special power-up that lets you fly like a superhero. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure ever! Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🚀🔥 #MinecraftMadness

AntCentaursRUs

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WANDERING THROUGH THE PIXELATED LANDSCAPE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF ZOMBIE LLAMAS COME GALLOPING TOWARDS YOU. BUT DON’T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A PET CACTUS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS SPIKES!

AND THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY PIGMAN WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A BANANA SPLIT WITH JUST A FLICK OF HIS WAND.

PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. AND REMEMBER, NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT IS THAT CENTAURS HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF LIMBS AS AN ANT.