Jonton MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BankruptBrain

19. mental taxation consequences, 3. mental taxation, 11. mental exhaustion, 14. thought economy, 6. financial burden of thoughts

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your wildest thoughts come to life…literally! Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday!

Join us and watch as your most ridiculous thoughts become reality in the most hilarious ways possible. From building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon to creating a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes, the possibilities are endless.

But be warned, if thoughts could be taxed based on how often you think them, you might just go bankrupt on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild…just make sure you have enough brain bucks to cover the bill!

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UkraineDeadZone

repatriation process, international relations, foreign policy, repatriate dead, Conflict Resolution

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the dead are so lit that even north korea is shook? well, look no further cuz our server is where it’s at! we got zombies, skeletons, and creepers that’ll blow ur mind (literally).

join us and u can be part of the epic battle between the living and the undead. north korea ain’t got nothin on us when it comes to civil unrest, cuz our players are always ready to rumble.

so come on down to our server and see for urself why north korea is too scared to mess with us. plus, we got free cookies at spawn point. what more could u ask for? come join the fun and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

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Flu Vax Frenzy 2025

vaccination, 36%-55%, Vax, children, flu vaccine

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the flu vaccine of gaming servers – it’s gonna protect u from boredom with a VE of 32%-78% in children and adolescents! plus, in adult land, u gonna be shielded with a VE of 36%-55% in outpatient settings and 41%-55% for hospitalization.

come on, join us and let’s battle boredom together with our epic minecraft adventures! who needs a flu shot when u got this lit server to keep u entertained for hours on end? let’s goooooo!

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ArdynFall SMP

Events, Vanilla, Staff Team, proximity chat, Server
ArdynFall SMP

Your New Minecraft Home Awaits! 🌍

Server Overview

Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21.4 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

Here’s a list of all the plugins we use:
Join Our Discord and Apply Now!

⛏️ Discord: https://discord.gg/ardynfallsmp ⛏️

See you in-game, adventurer!
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Zen Life Japan 1.21.4

exploring Japan, settling in Japan, visa process, expat life, 1.21.4

Bro, forget Japan, join this Minecraft server instead!

We got virtual sushi, pixelated cherry blossoms, and creepers that bow to you like a samurai.

Who needs real life when you can build your own Japanese paradise in Minecraft?

Plus, no need to worry about visas or language barriers, just hop on and start crafting your way to a new life!

Sayonara, real world! It’s all about blocky Japan now!

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KioskButtonMinecraftServer

intelligence, husband, Argument, Wife, insult

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of airport check-ins and annoying spouses! Join us for a wild adventure filled with self check-in kiosks that actually work, and no one will call you a jerk for asking a simple question.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream world without any misunderstandings or accusations of insulting someone’s intelligence. So come on over and leave all the airport drama behind – trust us, you won’t regret it!

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DoggoDollars vs BroBucks

DoggoDollars, BroBucks

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama of epic proportions! Join now and experience the thrill of family arguments over virtual loans and pet emergencies.

Picture this: your brother asks for a loan to fix his truck, you say no because you need to save for holiday gifts. He loses his job, blames you, and then your dog gets a dental abscess that costs $1,200 to treat. Now your family is divided, with your father and brother teaming up against you, claiming you’re a terrible person for prioritizing your furry friend over your sibling’s job.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into the insanity of Minecraft drama. Build your own virtual world where loans and dental abscesses don’t exist, and where you can focus on what truly matters – like mining for diamonds and building the coolest castle in all the land.

Join now and let the virtual drama unfold! Who needs family arguments when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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LivinByQuotesMC SMP

life lessons, personal growth, self improvement, daily mantra, Motivational Sayings

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, I swear.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s wild, man. And our leader, Steve, is like a Minecraft god or something. He once defeated a whole army of Ender Dragons with just a wooden sword and some rotten flesh. Legend has it, he can mine diamonds with his eyes closed.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a pet zombie named Bob who can do backflips and juggle TNT. It’s insane, bro. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his evil twin brother, Herobrine 2.0.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. Let’s do this, fam! #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend #BobTheZombieRocks

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BillBurrCraft: Rabid Billionaires Begone!

morality, humor, billionaires, BillBurrCraft, satire

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where billionaires run amok like rabid dogs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where billionaires are put in their place – six feet under!

Imagine a world where the richest players are hunted down by an elite team of Minecraft assassins, all in the name of justice and equality. Join our server and help us rid the virtual world of these pesky billionaires once and for all.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Billionaire Battle Royale” where you can team up with other players to take down the wealthiest of them all. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Billionaire Dungeon” where you can trap billionaires and watch them squirm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us make Minecraft great again by taking down those pesky billionaires!

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FireAndFriendshipMC

strategic partnership, world leaders, bilateral ties, Unity, Xi Jinping

Join our epic Minecraft server where China and Russia are like BFFs who survived a burning building together! Xi Jinping and the Kremlin dude are like bros who high five while building epic structures and battling dragons. You gotta join this server if you wanna be part of this crazy friendship that’s hotter than a flaming hot Cheeto. Plus, we have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples that only the truest of friends can find. So come on, join us and be part of this wild adventure!

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Jonton

ArdynFall SMP

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

Join Our Discord and Apply Now!