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CraftyLyricMisheard

comedy, CraftyLyricMisheard, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, funny moment, humor, laughable, Lyrics, misheard lyrics, misinterpretation, mistake, misunderstanding, Music, pop culture, pop music, silly, song, stupid

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8521	Mines Excavated:	4594
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total game-changer! Join us for a wild ride filled with misheard lyrics and hilarious moments.

Imagine mining for diamonds while belting out your favorite tunes, only to realize you’ve been singing the wrong lyrics the whole time! It’s like a karaoke party in the mines, but with creepers instead of backup dancers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to boogie down to the beat of your pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, singing, and dancing your way to victory!

OilRigMinecraftServer

Baltic Sea, boards, Communication, Cut, cyber attack, energy security, finland, inspection, international relations, internet cables, investigation, Maritime, naval forces, oil tanker, OilRigMinecraftServer, power cables, Russian-linked, sabotage, SECURITY, Surveillance, undersea cables

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Votes:	550	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we board Russian-linked oil tankers and cut undersea cables for POWER and INTERNET! like, who needs normal survival mode when u can be a pirate in Finland?! Join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic battles on the high seas. Plus, we have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for u to find them. So come on, mateys, set sail for the most insane Minecraft server ever!

PhillyMissileWithdrawal

China, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military presence, missile defense, peacekeeping efforts, Philippines, PhillyMissileWithdrawal, political tension, regional stability, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, U.S

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got CHINA calling for us to get rid of our typhon missile system cuz they scared of our epic PVP skills! we got crazy battles and insane builds that will make you go WOAH! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave! come join now and be part of the madness! #MinecraftMadness #TyphonMissileWho?

SunFun COME IN .. VANILLA GRIEF We are waiting only for you Minecraft server

1.16.5, Beta Testing, Grief, Minecraft, project team, Server, SunFun, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5189	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

SunFun is a vanilla and griefer minecraft server running on version 1.16.5! The server has two modes: vanilla and vulture. At the moment the server is in beta testing! We really hope that you will stay with us!

PS SunFun project team

SunFun.vedroid.su

Elder Scrolls Server

adventurers, assassins, city, Count, Elder, Elder Councilman, emperor, Empire, Farm, general, guild, Guild Master, Massive World, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Scrolls, Server, Siege, soldiers, Statesmen, Timeline, Village, Villains

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crops Grown:	9938	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elder Scrolls Universe RP
Features	Build a city Create an empire Be a soldier in a massive siege Form a guild of assassins Relax in a quiet village and farm
Join Our Discord	https://discord.gg/jDP9c5RN6g

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I become a General or Emperor in the server?	Yes, our unique timeline allows anyone to become a General, Elder Councilman, Guild Master, Emperor, Count, etc. and shape the server’s history.
What can I do in the server?	You can build cities, create empires, participate in sieges, form guilds, relax in villages, farm, and much more!
Is there a specific theme for the server?	Yes, the server is based in the Elder Scrolls Universe, providing a rich lore and world for players to immerse themselves in.

The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, back entertaining, back incoherency, back incoherency entertainment, Entertaining, entertaining incoherency, entertaining Kam schizo, entertaining schizo, incoherency, incoherency entertainment, incoherency is back, incoherency is entertaining, kam, Kam schizo entertainment, Kam schizo incoherency, Kam schizo incoherency entertainment, Kam schizo is back, Kam schizo is back entertainment, Kam schizo is entertaining, Kam schizo is entertaining incoherency, Realm, schizos, The Kam schizo

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6476	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

activism, Backlash, civil rights, complaining, cultural ignorance, discrimination, discrimination backlash, INEQUALITY, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial prejudice, racial tension, racist, racist backlash, smp, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, uncultured

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Potions Brewed:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

blocky, boyfriend fashion, boyfriend hoodie, boyfriend hoodie alternative, boyfriend hoodie comfort, boyfriend hoodie connection, boyfriend hoodie equivalent, boyfriend hoodie memory, boyfriend hoodie nostalgia, boyfriend hoodie replacement, boyfriend hoodie smell, boyfriend hoodie substitute, boyfriend scent, boyfriend scent hoodie, boyfriend style, bros, comfort wear, hoodie, male fashion, masculine fashion, men’s Clothing, sentimental clothing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	1901
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Votes:	6019
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	1270
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!

Snake Scales Monkey Radar

MONKEY, Radar, scales, SNAKE

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Votes:	6313
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got monkeys spotting snakes like it’s nobody’s business! Our scientists have discovered that these monkeys are like ninja snake detectors, all thanks to the snake scales being a visual cue. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but in Minecraft! Join now and see if you can spot the sneaky snakes before the monkeys do! It’s a wild ride, baby!