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Mystic Mahjong Village 1.21.4

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Magic Items Found:	8085
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a virtual paradise filled with endless fun and chaos. Imagine building your dream world while watching jong streams in the background. It’s like a match made in heaven, dude!

And get this, there are jong chuubas roaming around, adding to the madness. You can even suggest new ones to join the party! Plus, there’s some crazy news about jongers planning to crash a summer camp. Like, what even?

Oh, and don’t even get me started on Kaavi’s fortune telling. Today’s lucky yaku is Tanyao, whatever that means. But hey, keep it simple, right?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride of memes, chaos, and virtual adventures, join this Minecraft server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s make some questionable life choices together, bros!

CroissantCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Argument, Assumptions, Bakery, being right, chocolate croissant, Communication, croissant, CroissantCraft, facts, husband, INFORMATION, lashing out, learning, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Opinions, personal beliefs, reactions, relationships, Server, sharing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value facts and opinions just as much as we value building epic structures! Join us if you want to learn new things and share your knowledge, just like the time I tried to educate my husband about chocolate croissants and it ended in a heated argument about pastries.

On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.

So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.

TruthfulDave’sCraftLand

aita, chemotherapy facility, confronting lies, Deception, dishonesty, fake illness, fake relationships, faked cancer, faked jobs, faked military service, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, multiple marriages, standing up for truth, toxic relationships, truth telling, TruthfulDavesCraftLand, Uncle Dave, uncovering lies

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing faker than Uncle Dave’s cancer is the diamonds you’ll find underground! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like Uncle Dave’s fake military service and his endless lies to impress women.

But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.

So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!

WorkdayWonders Minecraft SMP

achievement, Best day at work, Career Growth, employee recognition, job fulfillment, job satisfaction, Minecraft, motivation, positive feedback, productivity, professional development, smp, Stress Management, success, team collaboration, Time management, work environment, work relationships, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration, WorkdayWonders, workplace culture

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.

Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.

DrunkCraft: Stupid Shenanigans

alcohol, alcohol-fueled mistakes, alcohol-induced, bad decisions, blackout, Drunk, DrunkCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Foolish, funny, hangover, intoxicated, intoxicated behavior, mistake, Party, partying, regretful, regrettable actions, Shenanigans, silly, stupid

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1235	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	183

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.

ChildFreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where Russia is trying to ban child-free lifestyles? Like, what even is that? But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of real life and build a virtual world where you can be child-free all you want, then this server is the place to be! Join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even start a revolution against those pesky Russian lawmakers. Who needs kids when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight, amirite? So come on over and let’s show Russia that we don’t need their rules in our pixelated paradise!

MoscowMinecraftWars

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ores Mined:	7132
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian colonels getting killed near moscow as part of the storyline! ukraine’s military intelligence is involved for some reason, but who cares cuz we got epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! join now and be part of the chaos! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you wanna join?! come on, don’t be a potato, join now!

RageCraft: ChatGPT’s Lab

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crops Grown:	7469	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where we help scientists study anger and stuff. Like, we’re profesh at it, yo. You can like, express all your rage in a totally legit way, while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So, like, join now and let’s get angry together, but in a cool way, ya know?

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Alien Abductions:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!