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Neighborhood Watch Minecraft SMP

city life, cityscape, Community, dwelling place, home sweet home, Hometown, local area, location, Minecraft, Neighborhood, place of origin, post a picture, residential district, Roots, smp, street view, suburban scene, town view, urban landscape, urban living, village vibes, watch, where are you from

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right), or participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build a giant toilet out of pink wool in under 10 minutes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Llama Mafia” who roam the land on their trusty llamas, demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! And don’t forget to post a pic of your neighborhood – we need to make sure you’re not secretly a llama spy in disguise!

CraftyCreeper – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, CraftyCreeper, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, Game, general, guides, INFORMATION, Kissing dotards, League players, Lore, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	345389
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with kissing dotards and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out with legendary heroes from Dota 2, all while building your own epic creations in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Pudge or Crystal Maiden to take down creepers and zombies?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and secrets waiting to be discovered. Unravel the mysteries of the Dota 2 universe while crafting your own story in Minecraft.

And if you’re a League player looking to expand your horizons, we’ve got you covered too. Our server is the perfect place to learn the ways of Dota 2 and show off your skills in a whole new world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate crossover of Dota 2 and Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

character creation, Community, COSPLAY, costume design, cultural appropriation, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, FANTASY, Gaming, historical reenactment, identity exploration, immersive experience, interactive experience, ITALIANS, larp, live Action Role Play, Minecraft, new worlders, PastaCrafters, role playing, simulation, smp, storytelling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all the new worlders are required to larp as Italians! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that pasta and pizza are the true keys to success in Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a pasta-loving, pizza-eating Italian mobster while building epic structures and battling creepers?

Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advice, Anon, Anonymity, choose one, Community, decision, Decision making, digital communication, Dilemma, forum discussion, internet culture, Minecraft, online forum, online interaction, Options, PALS, peer pressure, PIXEL, r9k, Server, social media, Support, tough choices, user engagement

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, career, Company, company policies, family, family-friendly workplace, Fatherhood, holomem, holomems, Kids, MAMA, maternity leave, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting at work, paternity leave, Pregnancy, smp, work and kids, work and pregnancy, work-life balance, Working, working parents

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, anime industry, Censorship, content control, control, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fan Service, fanservice, list, long tail, Media, Minecraft, no more, regulations, restrictions, Server, Sorry., tags, television

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mines Excavated:	4709	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

Cinematic, classic, ff8, Final Fantasy, Gaming, generation gap, graphics, iconic, INTRO, Kino, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Retro, Rinoa, RPG, smp, Squall, storytelling, video games, zoomers

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Secret Passages Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	1137
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchantments Applied:	288
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3990	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	68	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.