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NoWifeNoLife Minecraft Server

Argument, belligerent, Boundaries, Bumps, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Friend, garage, Jeep, Minecraft, NoWifeNoLife, ownership, Protective, Rain, reality check, relationships, Respect, scratches, Server, Sewing, work on truck

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama-free building and crafting…unless you park your jeep in the garage! Our server is a safe haven for all players, except for those who refuse to listen to the rules (looking at you, jeep owners).

Join us for a wild ride of arguments, passive-aggressive messages, and unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that a simple request to move a car could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on in and experience the thrill of virtual garage disputes, all while trying to avoid getting on the wrong side of our players’ protective tendencies. And remember, if you want to avoid any in-game drama, just park your jeep outside. Trust us, it’s worth it.

NoDressNoPartyMC

adult females, birthday celebration, birthday etiquette, birthday guest, birthday invitation, birthday outfit, Birthday Party, clothing style, decency, dress code, fancy restaurant, formal attire, friendship, niple cover stickers, NoDressNoPartyMC, outfit choice, Restaurant, Self-expression, sheer dress, thong, undergarments

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Zombie Dances:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Towns Built:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your friend’s fashion choices? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Just like the sheer dress incident, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what crazy outfit (or block) your fellow players will show up in next. And just like our birthday party drama, there’s always some juicy gossip and drama to keep things interesting.

So, if you’re ready for a gaming experience that’s as daring and bold as a see-through dress at a fancy restaurant, join our server today! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a fashion showdown or a heated debate over the best way to build a castle. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Oxytocin Neuron Social Club

autism, Behavioral Disorders, Brain, club, Development, DiSRuPtiON, findings, mental health, mouse model, neuron, neuroscience, neuroscientists, new ways, oxytocin, research, Social, social behaviors, Social Interaction, specific neurons, stimulation, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	4679	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

so, like, imagine if u could enter a minecraft server where all the players are mice with autism. but then, there are these special neurons that secrete oxytocin that can like, totally change their behavior and make them super social and friendly. it’s like a whole new world where mice are the rulers and everyone is just having a blast building and exploring together. join this server and be part of this crazy adventure where you can help these mice overcome their challenges and make new friends along the way. who knew that minecraft could be so heartwarming and inspiring? come join us and be a part of something truly special.

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, Bedrock Compatible, Claims, Discord, Hacks, Hard gamemode, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, Nocheats, Nogrief, Owners, Phantoms, PvP, Raiding, Sethome, smp, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details	The Pale Garden
Version	1.21.4
Gamemode	Semi Vanilla SMP (Survival)
Features
Server IP	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Discord	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Is griefing permitted?	No, griefing is not allowed.
Are there any claims system?	No, there are no claims system.
Can I keep my inventory upon death?	No, keep inventory is not enabled.
How many homes can players have?	Players have 2 homes by default.
What is the world border set to?	The world border is set to 100k.

Contribute or Garbage 1.20.4

1.20.4, Communication, Contribute, Equal, evil society, friend potential, Garbage, good things, hate pass card, hell holes, Hope, horrible people, human communication, kill, least qualified, love, power, Resourceful, Stupidest, suffer, Value

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4458	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you better contribute or else you’re trash and we’ll destroy you! Be resourceful in our evil society and get your “hate pass card” to indulge in hatred and evil. Ever wonder why the dumbest and worst people are in charge everywhere? It’s all about human communication, baby! If you can talk, you can rule. But why are evil folks so powerful? The answer is obvious, communication is key! After years of trying to reconnect with a potential friend, I gave up. People suck, that’s why places like /r9k/ exist. Without that special someone, there’s no reason to be good. Join us and embrace the chaos!

BathroomBuddies Minecraft Server

arm injury, bathroom assistance, BathroomBuddies, boyfriend’s family, car accident, caregiving role, communication breakdown, Cultural differences, dinner etiquette, disability support, Emotional support, family dinner, financial strain, helping in restroom, judgmental behavior, meal payment, Minecraft, parental disapproval, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, respect for privacy, Server, social expectations

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to help anyone angle their dingly dong into the toilet! Unlike in real life, you won’t have to worry about losing an arm or being in a cast here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of helping your boyfriend in the bathroom and instead focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from weird and disgusting parents.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t have to pay for anyone’s meal here, unless you want to treat your fellow players to some virtual cake. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in-game!

ValentineCraft: No Splitting Bills!

aita, bills, Cancel, Communication, Demand, Dinner, false pretense, feeling, gift, guy, last minute, misunderstanding, MONEY, PRESENT, relationship, Rude, Seeing.., splitting, strapped for cash, Valentine’s Day, ValentineCraft, valentines getaway, valentines trip

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t demand money from you last minute? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pull a sneaky move like that guy did to you! Join us for a Valentine’s Day special event where we shower you with gifts and love, without any hidden fees or demands for cash. Who needs a getaway when you can escape to our virtual world full of fun and laughter? Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!

DumbCraft SMP: IQ Test Fail

DumbCraft, Fail, inability to adapt, inability to learn from mistakes, inability to see different perspectives, inability to understand complex concepts, lack of analytical skills, lack of common sense, lack of creativity, lack of critical thinking, lack of curiosity, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of focus, lack of intellectual curiosity, lack of self-awareness, limited vocabulary, poor communication skills, poor decision making, poor memory retention, poor problem solving skills, signs of low intelligence, slow processing speed, smp, test

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	283	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Lol, bro, if they ain’t playin’ on this Minecraft SMP, then they definitely ain’t smart. Like, this server is where all the big brain players hang out, ya know? We got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And our mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and will totally give you free hugs. Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil villagers. True story, bro. So yeah, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s where all the cool kids are at.

YouthCraft – Nostalgia Edition

“Youth, carefree days, cartoons, childhood memories, Curiosity, Edition, family time, freedom, Friends, growing up, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Nostalgia, playing outside, Recess, School days, Simplicity, Toys, Wonder, YouthCraft, youthful energy

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7393
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Remember when you were a kid and you could spend hours building epic forts out of pillows and blankets? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and build the most insane forts you can imagine!

Join us and become the ultimate fort builder, battling against other players in epic pillow fights and blanket wars. But be warned, the stakes are high – the loser has to do the dishes for a week!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner fort-building warrior!

Quantum Craft: Graphene Discovery

advanced materials, Carbon-based materials, condensed matter physics, Craft, discovery, electronic properties, experimental physics, graphene, Graphene research, innovation, materials science, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, new class, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum computing, Quantum Mechanics, quantum states, research, scientists, Technology

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	3116	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got scientists discoverin’ new class of quantum states in graphene up in dis bish! Like, who even knew graphene could be so lit, amirite?

Join us and witness the mind-blowing experiments happenin’ right before your blocky eyes. We got mad scientists doin’ all sorts of crazy shizz, like makin’ pigs fly and turnin’ creepers into friendly lil’ pets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so next level, we got portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie unicorns and ride on rainbow llamas. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man.

So come on over and be a part of the most mind-bendin’, jaw-droppin’, graphenin’ experience of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this quantum state party!