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GrimCraft: Exaggerated Famine

aid, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, exaggerated, famine, food insecurity, gaza, Gaza crisis, Gaza Strip, GrimCraft, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, POVERTY, predictions, relief efforts, Report, starvation, united nations

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW GAZA FAMINE REPORT AND IT SAYS IF U DONT JOIN U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD AND STUFF. MARCH PREDICTIONS WERE LIKE TOTALLY WRONG, WE GOT SO MUCH FOOD AND RESOURCES U WONT EVEN BELIEVE IT. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF RARE LOOT AND A PET CREEPER THAT DOES THE MACARENA. DONT BE A FOOL, JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND.

TickTockCraft

#supercomputer, Computer, Equivalent, Live, long tail, PHYSICS., Planck time, Quantum, Real World, runs, Science, simulation, tags, Technology, theory, TickTockCraft, Time, Universe, videogame ticks, world

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

u ever wonder if we r all just sims in a giant supercomputer? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos of living in a simulation! join us and experience the thrill of existing in planck time! our world is filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending puzzles that will make u question reality itself. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows! why live in the boring real world when u can join us in the wacky world of planck time? come on, what r u waiting for? dive into the madness today!

RoboBrainz

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, biocomputers, brain-computer interface, brain-in-a-jar, Cognitive science, computer science, control, Cybernetics, future technology, innovation, learn, machine learning, neural networks, neuroscience, programming, RoboBrainz, robotics, Robots, Technology

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by BRAIN-IN-A-JAR biocomputers?? well now u can!! these brains have been trained to control ROBOTS in the game, making for some wild and wacky adventures. join us for the chance to be controlled by a BRAIN and see where the madness takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a brain in a jar and rule the server together. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

1.20.2, Allowed, Auctions, chaotic, Crafty, Economy, Edition, Griefing, Hate Speech, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, level up, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Mess, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Questionable, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Store

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP	play.hearthcraft.net

Brief Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: Is there a live map available?

A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Binah, blue archive, Bounties, Camp, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Friends, fubuki, guides, hare, hovercraft, kanna, Kirino, Kotama, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Welfare, Yellow Dmg

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9007	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots to get to it. 2. Our server events include a “Say-Bing!” competition where you have to shout “Bing!” as loud as you can while riding a pig around a maze. 3. Total Assault: Binah is not your average field – it’s filled with insane challenges and torment, but hey, at least you get to use yellow damage! 4. Need a break from the chaos? Join our Cyber New Year March event where you can march through the server with a giant pixelated disco ball on your head. 5. Kotama from Camp is our resident expert in building giant campfires out of obsidian blocks. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

LockCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom door, Boundaries, college student, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Lock, LockCraft, Minecraft, night owl, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy invasion, privacy rights, Respect, respect for others, Server, teenage years

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	171
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Void Gems Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is a luxury and knocking is mandatory! Join us if you’re tired of getting barged in on by your dad multiple times a day – we promise, no one will interrupt your mining adventures without permission!

Our server is equipped with virtual locks and chains to ensure that you can build, craft, and explore in peace. Say goodbye to unexpected visits and hello to a world where knocking is a sign of respect.

And don’t worry about emergencies – our locks are as sturdy as diamond armor, but still easy to remove if needed. Plus, we have a team of virtual EMTs ready to assist in any unlikely medical situations.

So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us on this epic Minecraft journey where privacy is the ultimate treasure. Because in our world, the only thing breaking in is the sound of creepers exploding!

ShopSkipperCraft

#impatience, barista, Breakfast, children, coffee shop, Compliment, Confrontation, customer service, EMBARRASSMENT, fancy hotel, interruption, line etiquette, misunderstanding, Order, out of my element, patience, resolution, ShopSkipperCraft, SNACKS, special needs, Waiting

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate fancy hotel adventure! Just like the one in the story, you’ll encounter drama, unexpected twists, and even a talented employee who saves the day.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where ordering breakfast turns into a battle of wits and patience. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown at the coffee shop/store? Will you be the one to stand up for justice and order your cinn rolls, kolache, and bagel with cream cheese like a boss?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own outrageous stories and unforgettable moments on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Apartment Eavesdrop Minecraft Server

apartment, apartment living, apartment walls, bizarre arguments, crazy neighbors, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, gossiping neighbors, late night disturbances, loud noises, Minecraft, nosy neighbors, nosy roommates, odd conversations, peculiar behaviors, privacy invasion, Server, shocking revelations, strange neighbors, strange sounds, thin walls, unexpected conversations, unusual activities, weird noises

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	1115
Villages Defended:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Have you ever heard a chicken clucking in Morse code, trying to communicate with the villagers? Or maybe you caught a glimpse of a creeper doing the cha-cha slide in the corner of your eye? Well, if you want to experience even more absurdity, come join our Minecraft server! We have llamas that moonwalk, pigs that breakdance, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t hear anything crazier through the walls of your apartment than what goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

MineCraftMysteryAcronyms

abbreviations, acronyms, Common Knowledge, common words, education, etymology, hidden meanings, Language, language history, linguistics, MineCraftMysteryAcronyms, misconceptions, Trivia, vocabulary, word games, word meanings, word mysteries, word origins, word puzzles, word trivia

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most acronym-filled server out there! Join us and discover a whole new world of LOL (Lots of Llamas) where you can ROFL (Ride on Flying Llamas) and LMAO (Lava Makes Awesome Orbs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the mysterious EIEIO (Endermen In Exotic Outfits) who will trade you diamonds for disco balls. And don’t forget about the epic battle between the PIGS (Pigs In Glittery Suits) and the CHICKENS (Crazy Hens In Clown Kilts) that happens every full moon!

So why wait? Join our acronym-filled Minecraft server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!