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Creeperville: Where Zombies, Skeletons, and Exes Roam Free!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Votes:	5172	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

Join our Minecraft server where the admins are so amazing, they could even convince entire populations to spontaneously break out into dance parties! Who needs world domination when you can have a server filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic builds?

Imagine a world where pigs can talk, sheep can fly, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so magical, it will make you question if you’ve accidentally fallen into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

And let’s not forget about our secret underground roller coaster that transports you to a hidden realm filled with treasure and mythical creatures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the admins’ charm is so powerful, they could probably convince a creeper to break out into a salsa dance?

CraftyCreeperz: Soul Slayers 2.0

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, regular old Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our epic adventure through the treacherous lands of Dark Souls 2! Why should you join? Because we have dragons that shoot fireballs made of diamonds, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into dance parties whenever you give them emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret level where you can ride a unicorn into battle against a army of killer bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

The DankCraft Server: If Islam is religion of peace, explain this /pol/ 🤷🏻‍♂️🔥

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7570
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience a world where you can explore endless lands, build epic structures, and battle mystical creatures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden temple in the depths of the server. Inside, they found a chest full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted items beyond their wildest dreams. Little did they know, the temple was guarded by a group of ninja villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the loot. Needless to say, the players lost… but they gained a newfound respect for ninja villagers and some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Boss, a giant rock monster who terrorizes the land with his powerful attacks. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Bedrock Boss will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples and a majestic unicorn mount.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, if Islam is the religion of peace, then our server is the religion of epicness. See you in the game! 🚀🌴🔥

Crafty Mahjong – LOLs, block parties, and pixelated fun! Join ‘/mjg/’ server today!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for an adventure filled with mahjong madness and BA tourneys that will blow your mind.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a world where mahjong reigns supreme. Play a game of tiles with your fellow miners and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And don’t even get us started on our BA tourneys. Compete against the best of the best in wild, wacky tournaments that will test your bravery and your building skills. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be left in the dust by our top players?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you enter our world of mahjong and BA tourneys, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and join the fun today!

PixelatedCrapLands – LOLWUT Minecraft Server – Aesthetic AF – Building Coz Why Not – PogChamp Creations

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further! Join our server where pigs ride on top of chickens, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a disco!

Experience the thrill of riding a llama through a maze of lava pits, battling zombie villagers in a dance-off, and crafting a potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese (yes, really).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the ridiculousness and fun that awaits you on our server! Join now and never have a dull moment in Minecraft again!

F*cking Redstone Wiz – Minecraft Server for the Confused & Amused! #RedstoneMaster #WTFIsRedstone

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Yo, so picture this: you’re minding your own business in Minecraft, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious portal. You gather up your courage and step through, only to find yourself in a dimension where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

BlockBling MC: Oh hi Anon, I’m Hamia – Trendy Minecraft Server for LOLs and Adventure! #MinecraftMadness #HamiaHype

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Votes:	3915
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Potions Brewed:	57	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Oh hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiast! I’m Hamia, your new coworker on this epic server. Why should you join, you ask? Well let me tell you, on this server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of bacon. Can you imagine the riches you’ll be swimming in?? And don’t even get me started on the enchanted creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a literal blast! So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous and awesome creations together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze: LOLs and Blocks Server – PVP, Builders, Minigames. ‘Anyone try it?’

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	175
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because this server is where all your wildest dreams come true!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself riding a flying pig through a rainbow-drenched sky, while a herd of friendly creepers serenades you with a chorus of “We Will Rock You.” And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be able to build a house out of diamonds, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have a dance-off with a pack of dancing zombies. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-lost players, who will share their secrets with you if you dare to explore the darkest corners of the map.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or will you? (Cue dramatic music)

LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!