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Parent’s House Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Cooking, Dinner, Empathy, Fixing, Frustration, House, Issues, Meal, Minecraft, not clarifying, parents, parents’ house, partner, relationship, resolution, Server, Time management, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with hangry partners? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some virtual adventures instead.

Our server is the perfect place to hide out when your partner is on the warpath about missing dinner. Build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their hangry wrath, or team up with other players to take on epic quests and distract yourself from the real-life drama.

With endless possibilities for exploration and creativity, our server is the ultimate escape from relationship woes. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while – your virtual dinner can wait!

CommuteCraft: UnhappyHubby

7 am, accident, ANNOYED, Blocking, CommuteCraft, Connection, Driving, exit, freeway, Happy, hurt feelings, lane switch, love, mini argument, morning commute, reciprocate, smiling, Surprise, UnhappyHubby, waving, Wife

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of getting into arguments with your spouse over not waving back on the freeway? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without worrying about hurt feelings over missed waves.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant waving hand monument in our server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land filled with endless diamonds and gold. Who needs freeway waves when you can wave hello to riches beyond your wildest dreams in Minecraft?

So come join us and wave goodbye to freeway drama – wave hello to a whole new world of adventure and fun!

BreakupCraft: No more shared diamonds!

acceptance, breakup recovery, BreakupCraft, Closure, closure process, diamonds, emotional growth, Emotional healing, finding peace, healing, healthy breakup, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, personal development, positive ending, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, shared, starting over, worst part

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Votes:	9454
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about healthy breakups again! Why? Because on our server, we have a magical love potion that guarantees eternal love and happiness for all players! Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to building a virtual life with your one true Minecraft love!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Who knew monsters had such killer moves?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a love potion and a monster dance party all in one place? Join us now and let the fun begin!

HezCraft Retaliation

Attacks, civilian casualties, civilians, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, disproportionate, escalation, hezbollah, HezCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, retaliation policy, SECURITY, Terrorism, US, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mines Excavated:	4464
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Farms Harvested:	575
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got like, crazy builds and epic battles and stuff. like, if you join, you’ll be part of this epic war between two factions – the Potato People and the Carrot Crew.

the Potato People are all about building massive underground bunkers and hiding from the Carrot Crew, who are like, obsessed with building giant carrot statues everywhere. it’s like, so intense, man.

oh, and get this – there’s this secret dungeon hidden deep in the server where you can find the legendary Sword of Cheese, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. like, whaaat?

also, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the mystical Chicken of Destiny hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. like, how crazy is that?

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of adventure and chaos and just plain silliness, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPeople4Life #CarrotCrewSucks

BlockyAddictCraft

148 studies, 4.3 million, addiction, at risk, becoming dependent, BlockyAddictCraft, Chronic pain, dependency, Drugs, findings, millions, Misuse, Opioid painkillers, opioids, Patients, review, review of studies, Risk, signs, study

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Items Found:	2867
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give you unlimited steak!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!

And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amazed, astonishment, bewildered, bewildering, BlockyBanter, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, emotion, exclamation, Expression, Flabbergasted, incredulous, Minecraft, reaction, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., startled, Stunned, Surprise, taken aback

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Potions Brewed:	172	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Our server is so wild that the creepers throw parties instead of exploding, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and sings karaoke. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

AnimeMangaRealism Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, AnimeMangaRealism, Art styles, character design, comic books, creativity, Entertainment, FANTASY, Graphic art, graphic novels, illustration, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pop culture, Realism, Realistic, semi-realistic, smp, storytelling, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	232
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a crossover episode between Minecraft and your favorite anime! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant kawaii catgirl appears and challenges you to a build battle. And don’t even get me started on the manga-style mobs that drop rare loot like enchanted ramen noodles. So if you’re a fan of anime and manga with realistic art styles, this is the server for you! Join now for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will have you saying “I can’t believe it’s not anime!”

NostalgiaCraft

Carefree, carefree days, Cherished moments, childhood innocence, childhood memories, comfort, family time, happy moments, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, love, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, playful, precious memories, Reminiscing, sentimental, unforgettable, warm feelings

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	3088	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Remember that time when you were a kid and you discovered a secret passage in your house that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless adventures? Well, that’s basically what joining our Minecraft server feels like!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with blocks and mobs instead of candy and Oompa Loompas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the brave soul to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, your inner child will thank you.

CraftyProstateManiac

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Campaign, CraftyProstateManiac, death, Democracy, Diagnosis, dies, Government, health, Illness, leadership, Legacy, man, Manifesto, mens health, mortality, Politics, prostate cancer, Treatment

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got like, a whole democracy thing going on, but then this manifesto dude dies of prostate cancer. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ImmigrantCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, alternate history, bioshock infinite, corrupt government, cultural critique, dystopian, First Person Shooter, Immigrant, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, Minecraft, narrative driven, narrative-driven gameplay, Oppression, perfect society, political commentary, Rebellion, ruins, Server, social commentary, society collapse, video game, Wolfenstein reboot

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	152	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	177
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join as an immigrant and wreak havoc on a perfect society! Forget Bioshock Infinite and Wolfenstein, this is where the real chaos happens.

Join us as we create a world where immigrants are the true rulers, causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. Build your own empire and watch as it crumbles under the weight of your destructive tendencies.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive in this twisted world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and let the chaos begin!