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””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	690
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Navigating This Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2844
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

Minecraft SMP: Diaper King

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at Resident Diaper, where we take diaper-changing to a whole new level. From Baldur’s Diaper to Super Diaper Bros, we’ve got all the diaper-themed factions you could ever dream of.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Sonic The Diaper zooming around the map, or watch Assassin’s Diaper silently take out their enemies? Maybe you’re more of a Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper fan, grinding and ollie-ing their way to victory.

Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the diaper-filled fun!

Gemstone Kingdom Minecraft Server

adorable animals, Anime, Cute Characters, cute pets, FANTASY, fantasy world, friendship, gemstone, Jewelpet, Kingdom, love, magical adventures, magical creatures, magical jewels, Magical powers, Marriage, Minecraft, rabbit wife, retarded rabbit, ruby, Server, Talking Animals, whimsical anime, Wife

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2441	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	129	Dimension Hops:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crops Grown:	7007	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of our resident player, Ruby the Retarded Rabbit Wife! That’s right, she may be a little slow in the head, but she sure knows how to build a mean dirt hut.

Join us for epic quests like finding Ruby’s missing carrot stash, battling evil creepers with her trusty diamond pickaxe, and trying to decipher her nonsensical ramblings in the chat.

But beware, her love for TNT is unmatched, so watch out for random explosions around the server. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment with Ruby around. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Free Minecraft SMP Yourself Minecraft SMP from Minecraft SMP Suffering! Minecraft SMP Learn Minecraft SMP Buddhism

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	254414
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3960
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us and free yourself from suffering by learning Buddhism while building epic creations in-game.

Our server is a place where you can escape the degenerating world and create your own paradise. We have monks roaming around offering spiritual guidance and teaching you the ways of enlightenment while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! We have secret temples hidden throughout the world where you can meditate and gain special powers to help you on your journey. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the server guarded by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a hilarious and enlightening adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find inner peace while slaying zombies and building pixel art!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further! Join our server and enter the wild world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat the chicken and claim the treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes and the animals can talk. You might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow. Who knows what other wacky wonders await you in the world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

/Min3craft SMP/ – Creeper/Villager General

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	2688
Towns Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a castle with your computer wife by your side? Then join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to find love in the digital world!

Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and launch themselves into the sky like a firework. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have secret quests hidden throughout the map that will lead you to buried treasure and rare loot. Rumor has it that one player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Imagine the chaos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance with your computer wife. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this pixelated paradise!