Jonathan Bennion Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Caffeine, calorie intake, daily walks, diet, drinking coffee, drinking water, eating less, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, hydration, lifestyle changes, Minecraft, not smoking, nutrition, physical activity, quitting smoking, Server, SlimCraft, Walking, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

CampCraftCounselorCringe

Animals, attitude, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Beliefs, camp counselor, CampCraftCounselorCringe, correcting, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, impolite, Incorrect, learning experience, mollusks, octopus, parenting, reprimanding, sea creatures, summer camp, Support

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

Respawn Roulette

respawn, roulette

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Divine Spears Created:	15

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

PixelPilipinoWarriors

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!

If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!

ponos.aboba.host

GarbageOP Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our anthem is so lit, it’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our OP – it’s so mind-blowingly awesome, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server

emotional well being, Escape, existential questions, family relationships, introspection, life choices, Loneliness, luxury lifestyle, materialism, mental health, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, personal values, pixelated, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-sufficiency, Server, Social Connections, social isolation, societal expectations, solitude

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Buildings Constructed:	43	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of the real world and all its boring responsibilities? Do you dream of a life where you can build your own empire without anyone bothering you? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your worries and obligations.

On our server, you can live a life of luxury without spending a dime. Build your dream mansion, drive fancy cars, and eat the most delicious virtual cuisine. Who needs real friends and family when you can have pixelated pets and minions to do your bidding?

And forget about having sex every week or starting a family – on our server, you can focus on what really matters: building epic structures and conquering virtual lands. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best, most ridiculous life!

BlockyBabyBlunder

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7801	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the love life of that one player who can’t seem to keep a steady relationship.

Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have more baby daddies than diamonds in their inventory. From unexpected pregnancies to love triangles that would make a soap opera jealous, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even witness a player quitting their job faster than you can say “redstone.” With friendships that are as unstable as a sand block in a desert, you’ll never know who will turn against who next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the drama, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that comes with playing alongside some of the most unpredictable players in the game. Just remember to bring your popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, blocky, BOOTY, Call, Casual Sex, Connection, Curiosity, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Honesty, hookup, Intimacy, memorable, Minecraft, one night stand, Passion, redditors, regret, Server, spontaneity, Story, Thrill, unforgettable, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dimension Hops:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Calling all Minecraft players who have had a one-night stand with a creeper! We want to hear your most memorable experiences and why you just couldn’t resist that explosive encounter. Join our server for a chance to share your wild stories and bond over your love for risky blocky relationships. Who knows, you might even find your next pixelated fling in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with fellow players who understand the thrill of a spontaneous TNT hookup. Join now for a blast!