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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	8569
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server where the manufacturer’s email is literally gmail.com – talk about high-tech, am I right?

But that’s not all, folks! Rumor has it that the owner of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get me started on the time they built a roller coaster that went all the way to the Nether!

Join us for insane adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper in a TNT factory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano! And don’t worry about falling into the lava, we have fire-resistant armor for all players.

But that’s not all, we also have special events like the “Sheep Olympics” where you can compete against other players in sheep-related mini-games. And if you win, you get a special sheep-themed weapon to show off to your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be careful not to accidentally summon the wrong uncle like Rosa did. Trust us, you don’t want to deal with that kind of drama.

Waterbed Minecraft SMP: Women Who Want To Fatten Their Men

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	6958
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to fatten up your man until he becomes a literal waterbed! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or fighting off mobs, here we focus on turning your significant other into a squishy, bouncy waterbed.

Join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure as you compete against other players to see who can make their man the fattest and most comfortable waterbed in the land. Will you use cakes, pies, or maybe even pumpkin pie to achieve your goal? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a lifetime supply of butter and a golden spatula to continue their fattening journey. So come on, join us and let the fattening begin!

Pixel Rope Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most insane respawn feature ever – just like in real life! Tie a 12mm polypropylene rope to a wardrobe pole, do some heavy breathing, put on the noose, and pass out for a painless death experience. It’s like a respawn button, but with a twist! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge and see if you can respawn like a pro. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games!

The Secret Society of Block Breakers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate K-pop paradise! Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite K-pop idols, battle creepers alongside BTS, and build epic structures with Blackpink.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret dance emotes that will make your character bust a move like never before. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a K-pop concert where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

So why wait? Join our K-pop Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol!

YAA MERO!! Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings show tunes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can dance with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

The Ameri Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to cause as much mayhem as possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. You try to run away but suddenly find yourself in a maze filled with exploding creepers and lava traps. Just when you think you’ve escaped, a giant zombie pigman riding a flying pig swoops down and steals all your diamonds.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns and rainbows (but watch out for the killer bunnies).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t regret this chud decision.

WaterMine by players for players Minecraft server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7749	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Animals Bred:	61
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

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Beaner’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of living in fear of Donald Trump’s border patrol special forces unit coming to deport you and your beaner family? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape to a world where fentanyl and gang violence are a thing of the past!

Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P

Bored at WFH Minecraft SMP Swing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of the same old WFH routine? Looking for a way to escape the monotony of your daily grind? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Forget about boring side projects that stress you out – on our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant chicken statue or a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics. Trust us, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your supply of diamonds).

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over the best way to build a toilet in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, but we promise it’s worth it. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous build at a time!