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CraftyParkingWars

aita, CAR, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck, Hit, Hungry, husband, Karma, parking etiquette, public parking, public parking spot, Rainy, Restaurant, Rush, Saturday evening, shouting, Sidewalk, sidewalk parking, spot, stealing

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	127	Void Gems Collected:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	160
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3742
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

measure time, Motion, motion measurement, motion scale, motion time scale, persistent motion, persistent motion scale, persistent motion time, persistent time measurement, scale, scale measurement, standing, Time, time measurement, time measurement scale, time scale, time scale measurement, time scale motion, without motion, without scale, Without time

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Votes:	6212
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1588	Void Gems Collected:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!

Infinity Isles

active community, apply, Chat, Community, Connection, creativity, Discord, donation, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Griefers, Infinity, Isles, player-run, Resources, shopping, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chats

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3390
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Location	East Coast of US
Features	Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Infinity Isles?

Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.

How do I apply for the server whitelist?

To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.

Are there donation perks on the server?

Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.

What kind of events are held on the server?

The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.

Weekend Adventure Land 1.20

#workout, 4chan, Adventure, Al Jazeera, bedtime routine, bike ride, bread and olive oil, Breakfast, calisthenics, cat lover, circle k, cold shower, Gyro shop, homeless outreach, homeless perspectives, instagram reels, Land, morning prayer, outside activities, reddit, tea, video games, wake up early, watch TV, weekend, weekend routine

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Zombie Dances:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

>Yo bro, imagine if this was a Minecraft server, like wtf, that would be lit af>Join this server if you wanna wake up at 4am in Minecraft time and do a virtual cold shower to get awake, like, who needs real life when you got this>Do a virtual workout in Minecraft for an hour and a half, get them virtual gains, bro>Say a virtual morning prayer to the Minecraft gods for good luck>Eat a virtual breakfast of bread and olive oil with tea, like, who needs real food when you got pixels>Watch some virtual TV on Minecraft, Al-Jazzera style, forget about goyslop news>Watch some Instagram reels with your virtual cat in Minecraft, because why not>Laugh at the virtual crazies on Reddit in Minecraft, get -50 karma for fun, lol>Go on 4chan in Minecraft, laugh at crazies there, but they’re more based than Reddit, like, what even>Go outside in Minecraft, go to a virtual Gyro shop for some virtual food, ride around a virtual sketch part of town on your virtual bike, get a virtual homeless woman to buy you some virtual zyns and let her keep the change, virtual friendship>Do some virtual calisthenics by the park in Minecraft, go to the virtual circle k to talk to virtual homeless people there for new perspectives, like, deep stuff>Go home in Minecraft, take a virtual fat shit, play some virtual Diablo or Counter Strike, get in bed in Minecraft, play some virtual Fifa street on your virtual DS, kiss your virtual cat goodnight, nite nite, bro>Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual routine, because who needs real life when you got pixels, amirite?

PunishCraft: Fair or Unfair?

aunt, Behavior, bullying, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, fair, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, gap year, nephew, Niece, Offense, parenting, PunishCraft, punishment, sibling rivalry, Therapy, UNFAIR, University

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and sibling rivalry in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual world free of annoying siblings!

On our server, you can unleash your creativity without worrying about someone pouring water on your Nintendo switch. Plus, we have a strict “no bullying stuffies” policy to ensure a peaceful and fun gaming experience for all.

Join now and say goodbye to biased uncles and demanding aunts! Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. See you in the virtual world!

CraftyRedditors1800s

19th century, alternate history, Community, CraftyRedditors1800s, Curiosity, discussion, Forums, History, hypothetical, hypothetical scenarios, internet, past events, popular questions, reddit, social media, speculation, Technology, time travel, trending, what if

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no end in sight? Do you dream of riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your wildest blocky fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the power of infinite respawns! Build your own pixelated empire and rule over your friends with an iron pickaxe (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive Bacon Pig! Legend has it that whoever captures and tames this majestic creature will be blessed with unlimited bacon for life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve fallen into lava!

LegionCraft: UkrainePoland 1300

Applications, Army, Combat Training, Defense, Diversity, eastern europe, foreign fighters, gender equality, International, Legion, LegionCraft, Military, Poland, Recruitment, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Ukraine, UkrainePoland, unit, volunteer, Women

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Potions Brewed:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine’s Legion in Poland has like, 1,300 peeps applying to join, and even some women are joining too! like whaaat?! u know this server gotta be lit af if even Ukraine’s Legion is tryna get in on the action. come join us and be part of the most epic squad in Minecraft history. we got battles, we got alliances, we got everything u need for a good time. so what u waitin for? join now and be a part of the madness!