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Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

BLA, smp, Backlash, Unions, Workplace

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

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VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

Fun, multiplayer, Community, vanilla server, 1.19.3

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

87954647, blocks, previous, Numbers, Crafty

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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Country Boy Minecraft SMP

perspective on him, leader, smp, Minecraft, Boy

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.

But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

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Creative Drugs Minecraft Server

artistic flow, innovation, creative process, Game, Server

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Seriously, we’re pretty sure the developers were on some next-level drugs when they came up with this place. And guess what? We’ve got an unlimited supply of those drugs for all our players!

Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be as creative as the masterminds behind Minecraft, just hop on our server and let the insanity take over. Who needs reality when you’ve got a server this wild? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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””/tsunX/ – Tsunderia Extended Minecraft SMP””

Half-toxic, Muu Muyu, VReverie Extended, Minecraft, handsome

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a Divegrass team that will blow your mind! Former Tsunderia members include a Mesugaki dog, a gunpla extraordinaire, a stinky NEET fox (or succubus, or ghost wolf – who knows?), a tomboyish firestarter with an appetite, the sweetest person alive recovering from menhera, an accursed king of the rrats, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell, a freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend, a half-toxic half-wholesome dullahan shut-in, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, an insomniac head popper and music dork, the giggling and screaming little sheep sister experience who is also a music nerd, a punished bnuuy looking for a new roommate, a scuffed dream eater and dick confuser, an itsy bitsy spider mom and certified retro hag, the bane of Tsunderia and savior of /tsunX, the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, a frenemy of the thread and wannabe cumdumpster, a spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin, a tall, handsome, rich chad king of Shima Kingdom, and so many more outrageous characters!

But wait, there’s more! We have friends from Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, Phase Connect, Phase ALiAS, Phase Invaders, V4Mirai, Daisy Dandelion, Idol Corp, and many more small corpos and Korean Vtubers! Plus, we’ve got Sheeptubers, Retro Vtubers, Wool lovers, and even a VReverie Extended crew!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of wholesomeness. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane Minecraft SMP – you won’t regret it!

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Election Day Minecraft Server

uncertainty, united states, political system, Minecraft, potential outcome

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of rogue chickens start a revolution and overthrow your rule as the supreme leader of the server. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it means losing the presidency to a bunch of rebellious farm animals! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just become the next chicken overlord!

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The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

page-turner, psychological thriller, Suspense, anonymous writer, 692591040

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Eve, where the only rule is that there are no rules (just kidding, there are a few rules but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to find your house has been turned into a giant cake by the resident prankster, and now you have to fend off hungry mobs while also trying to resist taking a bite out of your delicious new home.

But that’s not all – our community events are legendary. Last week, we had a llama race that turned into a llama stampede through the village, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens in the nether portal.

So why should you join Eve? Because where else can you find a group of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes.

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Galactic Troopers Minecraft Server

lore lorelexicanum, Developer Q&A, matchmaking workaround, warhammer 40k, space marine 2

Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because on this server, IT IS I, ALPHARIUS! Yes, that’s right, Alpharius himself is waiting for you to join and conquer the virtual realm.

But that’s not all! Our latest patch includes new content for operations that will blow your mind. And in our September community update, we revealed some insane secrets that will leave you speechless. Plus, our first developer Q&A session was so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing.

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our roadmap. It’s filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get me started on the lore stuff – it’s so wild, you won’t believe your eyes.

But the real reason to join this Minecraft server is for the jolly cooperation with your battle brothers. We’ve got codes for jolly coop/PvP that will have you teaming up with the most hilarious characters you’ve ever met. And if you’re having trouble with matchmaking, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge – problem solved!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of the /sm2g/ Dude Wall – where you can submit your own Dudes and show off your skills. Previous players are raving about the fun they’ve had, so don’t miss out on the action. See you in the game, warrior!

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Resonating Boss Bitch Energy Minecraft SMP

equality, Women, leadership, self-assured, resonating

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Our server is so hardcore that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with strong, independent women who will show you how to build the most epic castles and slay the fiercest mobs. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a team of badass warrior queens by your side?

So come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig and wearing a tutu. Good luck!

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