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AdoptedAndUnbothered

Adopted, AdoptedAndUnbothered, clap back, crossed the line, daddy in jail, DAUGHTER, disagreement, friend group, norwegian, parents, picking on, selfie, shallow female, Siblings, social media, Sudanese, teasing, thick skin, upbringing, white collar crime, white couple

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mines Excavated:	3020	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying people like Sam in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any pesky humans bothering you!

On our server, you can create a virtual paradise where nobody can quiz you about your family or make snarky comments. Plus, if anyone tries to pick on you, you can just build a giant wall around them and trap them forever (just kidding…or are we?).

Join now and escape the drama of the real world! Build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment or annoying comments. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual bestie who will always have your back, unlike Sam. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave the real world behind!

DineWithLegends Minecraft Server

Celebrity, Conversation, Curiosity, Dead, DineWithLegends, Dinner, dream, famous person, FANTASY, historical figure, hypothetical, imagination, Insight, inspiration, interview, Living, Minecraft, perspective, questions, Reflection, Server, Thought-provoking, wisdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

If you could have dinner with any famous Minecraft player, living or dead, who would it be and what would you ask them? Imagine chowing down on some virtual pork chops with Notch himself, discussing the secrets of crafting diamond armor and the best strategies for surviving a creeper attack. Or maybe you’d prefer to dine with Herobrine and ask him why he’s always lurking in the shadows, scaring players half to death. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now for a chance to feast with the legends of Minecraft!

CraftyCompanions

Conversation, CraftyCompanions, Dead, entire day, Experience, historical figure, influence, Insights, inspiration, knowledge, learn, Legacy, life lessons, Living, mentor, person, perspective, philosophy, spend, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2384	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Imagine spending an entire day with a legendary Minecraft player who has conquered every pixelated corner of the blocky universe! They could teach you the secret art of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks or show you how to tame a herd of wild creepers. Who needs historical figures when you can learn from the masters of Minecraft madness? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the virtual world with the most epic companions imaginable!

CraftyJihad Minecraft Server

attempted suicide, Conflict, CraftyJihad, Crisis, crisis management., current events, extremist group, hostage situation, hostages, hostages release, international relations, Islamic Jihad armed wing, Israel, Israeli hostages, mental health, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, political tension, Server, SUICIDE, Terrorism

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Emeralds Found:	6943
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!

But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.

TalibanGangRapeCraft

Abuse, Afghan woman, Afghanistan, crime, criminal investigation, Exploitation, gang-rape, gender-based violence, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Misogyny, Oppression, sexual assault, Taliban, Taliban jail, TalibanGangRapeCraft, Trauma, Video, violence against women, War Crimes, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND ESCAPE THE TALIBAN JAIL GANG-RAPES! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND SHIT TO KEEP YOU SAFE! BUILD A FORTRESS AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS WITH YOUR PICKAXE OF JUSTICE! COME ON, YOU DON’T WANNA BE STUCK IN A TALIBAN JAIL, DO YA? JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOUR BLOCKY BOOTY!

AI ImprovCraft: Art vs. Code

ai, art, Artificial Intelligence, artistic output, Code, creative output, creativity, Dance, digital art, Entertainment, Future of Art, ImprovCraft, improvisational performances, innovation, live performances, machine learning, Music, perceived value, performance art, technological advancements, Technology, Theater, virtual reality

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4906	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro.

Once, I saw a chicken build a rollercoaster with its beak. True story, dude. And the zombies? They throw the best dance parties. You haven’t lived until you’ve done the Thriller dance with a bunch of undead monsters.

But wait, there’s more! The trees sing show tunes, the diamonds tell jokes, and the lava pits have spa days on Tuesdays. It’s a wild ride, my friend. So come on down to this Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SheepSaverCraft

Brain, brain damage, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Complications, deadly condition, disability, health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, megadose, research, Sepsis, sepsis treatment, septic patients, sheep studies, SheepSaverCraft, sodium ascorbate, tested on sheep, treatments

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we tested a ‘megadose’ of sodium ascorbate on sheep and now they’re like super smart and building amazing structures! Forget about sepsis, we got you covered with our brain-boosting sheep experiments. Join us and become a Minecraft mastermind, no cognitive impairment here, just pure gaming fun! Don’t miss out on the craziest server around, where sheep are the key to success!

[1.21] Severation SMP (Whitelisted / Semi-Vanilla / 18+)

+18, 18server, Advanced Teleport, Community, Competitions, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Dynmap, Health Indicator, hermitcraft, InteractiveChat, Mobheads, Papermc, Playerheads, Playermarket, PlayerTimeTracker, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Tpa, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Severation SMP is a Semi-Vanilla 18+ server, whitelisted, running on Papermc.Our rules are simple, no griefing, stealing, pvp without consent, and be respectful.

We’re a group of friends opening up to public to receive new life into our server.Server’s been up since 28/06 (5 days ago)

We’re inspired by Hermitcraft, while adding homes & TPA.Our plan is to hold competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, whereas reward would be visual, e.g discord role “Overachiever”.

Our Goal:– Community – We aspire to create a community with active chatting, thriving playermarket and frequent interactions between players.– Welcoming – We welcome everyone, you don’t have to be a good builder, as long as you enjoy yourself.

We encourage everyone to build close to spawn, center of spawn will have a player market.Community contribution is important, something as little as chatting every now and then.

You may request to join in our discord (18+): https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Plugins:– Dynmap– PlayerTimeTracker– InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])– Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks:– Health Indicator– Playerheads– Mobheads– Multiplayer Sleep– Blazeandcave Advancements Pack– Banner Bedsheets

mc.severation.net:26620

CraftyManagerLies Minecraft Server

CraftyManagerLies, discrimination, favoritism, Frustration, hiring process, job application, job competition, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, job market challenges, job market disparities, job market trends, Job Opportunities, Job Search, Liars, managers, Minecraft, Résumé, Server, Summer, unemployment, unfairness

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14

Tired of job hunting with no luck? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hiring! That’s right, we’re looking for players to join our virtual workforce and start earning those virtual diamonds! No need to wait until August or fall, just hop on our server and start working right away.

And don’t worry about those pesky curries hogging all the jobs, because on our server, everyone has an equal opportunity to succeed! Plus, with our unique resume-building quests and challenges, you’ll be sure to stand out from the crowd and land that dream job in no time.

So why waste your summer job hunting when you could be building, crafting, and earning on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start your virtual career journey!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, guffaw, haha, Hahaha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LaughCraft, Laughter, lmao, lol, long tail tag, Minecraft, rofl, Server, Tag, viral

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Emeralds Found:	9261

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute ridiculousness? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world? Join now and let the insanity begin! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!