Join us if you’re tired of all the race talk and just want to escape into a world where the only color that matters is the color of the blocks you’re placing.
Plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So why waste your time worrying about race when you could be mining diamonds and exploring epic caves with us?
Come join our server and leave all that race-obsessed nonsense behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!
But here’s the twist – the soldiers are actually just a bunch of chickens with helmets on! Yeah, you heard me right. These feathered fiends are out for blood, or should I say feathers?
If you join this server, you’ll be thrown into the chaos of a botched martial law bid where the only rule is survival of the fittest (or should I say, the cluckiest?). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle it out in a world where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and wondering why you ever thought playing Minecraft was a good idea in the first place. But hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends about that time you fought off an army of killer chickens in a virtual world.