jolt of pain – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server
abuse of power, automated puppet, bald cop, Blockheads, bogus arrest, Crafty, deserted highway, destroyed phone, drugged, fat cop, fear, fight or flight, Giant Cop, helplessness, hopeless situation, implanted device, jolt of pain, life-threatening scenario, Manipulation, Minecraft, remote control, Server, survival instincts, white cop
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive the onslaught of giant white bald fat cops! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being arrested for bogus reasons, having your phone destroyed, and being drugged by a cop who will eventually drop you off in the middle of nowhere. But wait, there’s more!
Once you join our server, you will have the opportunity to participate in epic chases with the cop who implanted a device in your anus that he can control with a remote. Will you be able to escape his clutches and become the ultimate Minecraft fugitive? Or will you be his automated puppet for life?
Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, the cops are crazier than the creepers!

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Minecraft SMP: FetchCraft_Threadz
command line, Customization, fastfetch, fetch Thread, FetchCraft_Threadz, Hardware, hyfetch, linux, Minecraft, Neofetch, other fetches, screenfetch, smp, software, software tools, system diagnostics, system information, system information retrieval, system monitoring, system utilities, Terminal, ufetch, Unix
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fetch quests? Well, look no further because our server offers the craziest fetch quests you’ve ever seen! We’ve got neofetch, screenfetch, ufetch, fastfetch, hyfetch, and even other fetches that will blow your mind!
Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests like retrieving a golden potato from the depths of the Nether, or finding a diamond-encrusted chicken in the far reaches of the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary fetch quest that leads you to a secret realm filled with infinite riches and enchanted loot!
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a fetch-tastic adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fetch-tastic fun!

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HijabBeGone Minecraft Server
Australia, comfort, cultural conflict, family, family ties, fasting, Haram, Hijab, HijabBeGone, Job, Minecraft, Muslim, open-minded, personal choice, Prayers, Rebellion, Religion, SAVING, Server, sneaking out, social media, tuition, University
Are you tired of being trapped in a hijab-wearing world? Do you want to break free and explore a land where you can be yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of oppressive parents and societal expectations!
Our server is a safe haven for all rebellious souls who want to ditch the hijab and live life on their own terms. Build your dream world, make new friends, and unleash your creativity without any judgment or restrictions.
Embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms – all while rocking your favorite non-hijab skin! Leave behind the drama of family feuds and oppressive rules, and join us in a world where you can truly be free.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to liberation and self-discovery! Who needs a uni degree when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips? Let’s build a brighter, hijab-free future together!

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CircusCraft: Family Edition
#venting, apologies, blended family, Chaos, circus, CircusCraft, Communication, complex relationships, Confrontation, custody, divided loyalties, Divorce, Dysfunctional family, Edition, family, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, step-family
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a circus? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, crazy family dynamics, and unexpected twists and turns.
Imagine a server where players have more complicated relationships than a soap opera. From step-siblings to exes to unofficially adopted children, our server is a melting pot of family drama.
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a web of divided loyalties, blended families, and sibling rivalries. Who needs a peaceful family when you can have a chaotic one like ours?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more like a circus than a family, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama at every turn.

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GeneticLotteryWinLose
biology, chance, Dna, Evolution, family history, fate, genetic diversity, genetic factors, genetic lottery, genetic makeup, genetic testing, genetic variation, GeneticLotteryWinLose, genetics, health, heredity, Inheritance, LUCK, predisposition, randomness, Traits
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to win and lose the genetic lottery all at once? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being born with the ability to fly, but also having a constant urge to break out into spontaneous dance parties every 5 minutes.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of bacon.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the laws of genetics are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected.

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TroopShortageCraft
Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, military preparedness, military recruitment, military training, new draft, russian military, Russian troops, security risk, troop deployment, troop shortage, TroopShortageCraft, Ukraine’s incursion, Ukrainian crisis
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A SHORTAGE OF RUSSIAN TROOPS AND NEED YOU TO FIGHT IN OUR PIXEL WAR AGAINST UKRAINE! 😂🔥🚀
WE’RE SO DESPERATE FOR PLAYERS THAT WE MIGHT HAVE TO START A NEW DRAFT, SO JOIN US BEFORE YOU GET DRAFTED INTO THE PIXEL ARMY! 🤣💥🎮
COME HELP US DEFEND OUR PIXEL LANDS AND FIGHT OFF THE UKRAINIAN INVADERS WITH YOUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND CRAZY REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS! 🏰💣💪
DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO (OR VILLAIN) IN OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍🤪🤖

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PixelRobbery: BlurryBandits
BlurryBandits, CCTV, crime, criminal, criminal justice, Evidence, footage, Identification, identified, investigation, law enforcement, low quality., PixelRobbery, Police, quickly, robbery, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspect identification, suspects, Technology, video analysis
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can rob other players and get away with it? well, u found the right place! our server is so chaotic that even the cops can’t catch u! we have top-notch security cameras that only show blurry footage so u can easily get away with ur crimes. join now and become the ultimate master thief in minecraft history! plus, we have a secret underground lair where u can hide all ur stolen diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret joining this server, unless u get caught by the pixelated police, of course.

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JudgementCraft: Don’t Judge a Block by its Cover
appearance bias, appearance judgments, Appearances, BLOCK, brain activity, brain regions, Cognitive science, cover, dont, facial judgements, facial perception, facial recognition, facial trust, Human Behavior, judge, judgement, JudgementCraft, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, social cognition, social judgements, social reasoning, societal norms, Trust
lol you ever wonder why we judge people based on how they look? well, on this server, we don’t judge! we embrace all faces, even the ones that look like they were built in minecraft! researchers have found that our brains are wired to make judgements based on appearances, but not here! on our server, we only judge based on how epic your builds are! so come join us and show off your blocky beauty! trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Ruby Tuesday: Where Villagers Have Fancy Taste in Modded Civilization

ADMIN, ant mobs, bedrock, better minecraft mod, Civilization, Creative mode, Dev, Disaster Dimension, Fancy, Forge, GOD, Hacks, INFORMATION, java, kernel panic, lag machine, macbook air, macOS Sonoma, Minecraft, Modded, Netherite portal, OWNER, restart, ruby, rules, Server, SERVER HOST, simulation, survival mode, Taste, Tnt, Trees, TUESDAY, villagers, Wrath

Civilization of the Rubies Minecraft Server

Server Name	Civilization of the Rubies
Server Type	Minecraft
Rules	NO LAG MACHINES NO HACK CLIENTS Self-hosted server Admin player: Dev Avoid Disaster Dimension portal Encouraged to build civilization Install Better Minecraft mod (Forge 1.20.1)
Server IP	shard-7924.ownserver.kumassy.com:14164
Mod Link	https://github.com/PearComputer/pastaOS-Resources/raw/main/bettermc-1.20.1-forge.jar

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is the goal of the Civilization of the Rubies server?

A: The goal is to simulate civilization. Players can decide how to shape the civilization on the server.

Q: Who is the admin of the server?

A: The admin and owner of the server is the player named Dev.

Q: Are lag machines allowed on the server?

A: No, the use of lag machines is prohibited and may result in consequences.

Q: Can players use hack clients on the server?

A: No, hack clients are not allowed and may result in consequences.

Q: Is there a specific mod required to play on the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to install the Better Minecraft mod for Forge 1.20.1.

MapleCraft Minecraft Server
American, area codes, Calling, Canada, Canadian, Communication, country codes, cross-border calls, dialing, international calls, long distance, MapleCraft, Minecraft, North America, phone calls, phone country code, phone etiquette, phone numbers, phone systems, phone verification, Server, telecommunication, US
Are you tired of confusing phone country codes between Canada and the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that translates phone numbers into Minecraft coordinates! Now you can easily call your American and Canadian friends without any mix-ups!
Join our server today and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where phone numbers are just a set of coordinates away. Who knew that dialing a number could lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds? Only on our server!
So why wait? Join now and let the adventures begin! Just be careful not to accidentally call the Ender Dragon instead of your best friend. Trust us, that’s a long-distance call you don’t want to make!

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GeneticDiscipline Minecraft SMP
Behavior, discipline, discipline genetics, discipline genetics study, discipline habits, discipline patterns., family influence, Genetic, genetic behavior, genetic discipline, genetic factors, genetic influences, genetic predisposition, GeneticDiscipline, genetics, Hereditary, inherited traits, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, personality traits, self-control, smp, upbringing
Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where everyone is just running around like headless chickens? Well, look no further because on our server, discipline is genetic! That’s right, our players are born with an innate sense of order and organization.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who have been training since birth to be the ultimate Minecraft warriors. Our players don’t just build houses, they build entire civilizations with intricate political systems and economic structures.
But beware, if you don’t have the discipline gene, you might find yourself lost in a world where chaos reigns supreme. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where discipline is more than just a trait, it’s a way of life.

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