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Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

abuse of power, automated puppet, bald cop, Blockheads, bogus arrest, Crafty, deserted highway, destroyed phone, drugged, fat cop, fear, fight or flight, Giant Cop, helplessness, hopeless situation, implanted device, jolt of pain, life-threatening scenario, Manipulation, Minecraft, remote control, Server, survival instincts, white cop

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	530	Magic Items Found:	5213
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive the onslaught of giant white bald fat cops! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being arrested for bogus reasons, having your phone destroyed, and being drugged by a cop who will eventually drop you off in the middle of nowhere. But wait, there’s more!

Once you join our server, you will have the opportunity to participate in epic chases with the cop who implanted a device in your anus that he can control with a remote. Will you be able to escape his clutches and become the ultimate Minecraft fugitive? Or will you be his automated puppet for life?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, the cops are crazier than the creepers!

ShortLuv – Minecraft Server

break up, breakup story, Closure, Communication, DATING, dating experience, emotional, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, letting go, love, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, short-lived romance, shortest relationship, ShortLuv

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magic Items Found:	3459
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to experience the most epic breakups in Minecraft history. From players stealing each other’s virtual pets to declaring war over a misplaced block, our server is a hotbed of relationship drama.

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two players fighting over your virtual affections. It’s like The Bachelor, but with pixelated characters and way more TNT.

AlienRepellentCraft

AlienRepellentCraft, aliens, Communication, culture, Curiosity, Defense, Diplomacy, discovery, Earth, Exploration, History, Humanity, intelligence, Invasion, outer space, Peace, Science, Survival, Technology, Unity, weapons

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even aliens would be blown away by the sheer awesomeness!

Join us and show those extraterrestrial beings what true creativity looks like. Our server is so amazing that even aliens would be like, “Whoa, we gotta get outta here, these humans are too cool for us!”

We have insane builds that will make those aliens question their own architectural skills. From giant pixel art of their own faces to gravity-defying structures that defy all logic, our server is out of this world (literally).

So come join us and help us show those aliens that Earth is the coolest place in the universe, all thanks to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe they’ll even stick around to play a round of spleef with us!

AutisticCraft – Escape the Small Talk!

autism, AutisticCraft, Board Games, Cognitive, comfort, Communication, Community, Connection, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, INCLUSIVE, Interaction, mental health, neurodiversity, Popular, Sensory, Small, Social Skills, socialization, strategy, Talk, Therapy, uncertainty

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the pressures of social interaction and small talk just like board games do for autistic peeps! we have insane builds and crazy mini games that will blow ur mind. 7% of our players are autistic so u know u will fit right in. forget the real world and come get lost in our virtual world where u can be whoever u want to be. join now for a wild ride that will make u never want to leave!

CinderCivs: Where 14+ Adults Pretend to be Politicians and Probably Kill Each Other

Adults, alliances, CinderCivs, Community, creative projects, custom crafting, Diplomacy, kill, nicknames, persistent world, player made maps., player nations, politicians, PRETEND, rail improvements, Roleplay, roleplay additions, Trade, War

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Votes:	6702
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Server Name	CinderCivs
Server Type	Geopolitical RP
Claimable Area	10k x 10k
Nether Travel	1:1 system
	Disabled

Overview:

Server focused on geopolitics and creating a persistent world
Features player-driven claims and admin moderation
Encourages community projects and creative endeavors
Dedicated player nations engaging in war, diplomacy, and alliances
Vanilla gameplay with custom additions for player freedom

FAQ:

Q: How are claims managed on the server?

A: Claims are player-driven and admin moderated, there is no Towny plugin used.

Q: Are Elytra and the Nether Roof accessible?

A: Elytra and the Nether Roof are disabled on the server.

Q: What is the server’s stance on toxic behavior?

A: The server has a firm stance against derogatory statements, racism, and toxic behavior.

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

A: While most gameplay is vanilla, custom crafting recipes, roleplay additions, nicknaming, and rail improvements have been added for player enjoyment.

Q: Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

A: No, maps are player-made through various graphic editors.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: The application process is open to the community to see and discuss, join the Discord for more information.

Crafty Escorts Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Want to mine diamonds? How about mining them while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled cave?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few escort quests (just kidding… or are we?).

VPsCraft Minecraft Server

America, Campaign, Candidate, Choice, decision, Decision making, election, Future, History, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, Polls, Popularity, running mate, Server, success, Support, trump, vice president, Victory, VP pick, VPsCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Villages Defended:	14

Join our Minecraft server and become the greatest VP in history! Forget politics, this is where the real power lies. Our VP pick will be so terrific, it will make your head spin. The polls will go through the roof as you dominate the virtual world like never before. Trust us, it’s going to be a big win for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make Minecraft great again!

HurryCraft: Embarrassing Hubby

church pamphlets, cigarettes, compassion, drive home, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, fast food, Frustrated, Happy, Hospital, Hubby, HurryCraft, husband, impatient, indoor kids jungle gym, Mall, minor surgery, patience, Religion, smoke break, surgery, Talking to strangers, Waiting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	167
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of waiting around for your husband to finish his smoke breaks and religious discussions with random strangers? Come join our Minecraft server where there are no smoke breaks allowed and the only religion we follow is the worship of diamonds and creepers!

Join us for endless adventures, where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from pesky husbands who just can’t seem to leave the mall. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of timely departures and respect for your time.

So say goodbye to waiting around for hours on end and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe. Join our server today and start building your own epic story, without any unnecessary smoke breaks getting in your way!

CraftyCrimeWitnesses

community awareness, CraftyCrimeWitnesses, Crime Prevention, crime reporting, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, crime victim, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal incident, criminal investigation, criminal justice reform, criminal justice system, criminal offense, eyewitness account, law enforcement, Public Safety, reporting crime, witnessed crime

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3574
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wild and crazy Minecraft adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us if you want to witness the most epic crimes in Minecraft history! From stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players to building giant lava pits to trap your enemies, the possibilities are endless on our server. Who knows, you might even become a notorious criminal mastermind yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels to prove your skills and dominance. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

DeifCraft: Strike & Build!

BUILD, Conflict, DeifCraft, gaza, Hamas, International, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Mohammed Deif, News, Palestinian, Report, southern Gaza, strike, Targeted, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War, world events

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like hamas leaders! we target them with our TNT cannons and watch them go boom! dozens of players have already joined in on the fun, so come on and join the chaos! who needs peace when you can have explosions?! join now for a blast of a time!

Forever YoungCraft

“Youth, age is just a number, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, Cherishing moments, embracing age, gratefulness, growing older, inner growth, life stages, living in the present, mindfulness, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, time passing, time perception, Timeless wisdom, wisdom, YoungCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10

join our epic minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and age is just a number. we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

need a break from mining? take a ride on our rainbow rollercoaster that goes through a portal to a land of endless candy and unicorns.

want to show off your building skills? we have a competition where you have to build a house out of nothing but diamonds and obsidian. winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have a world where anything is possible?