Jolt Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Java Jolt: No Dementia Juice

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Votes:	7304
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN UNSWEETENED COFFEE – REDUCES RISK OF ALZHEIMER’S AND PARKINSON’S DISEASES! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! ONLY UNSWEETENED COFFEE DRINKERS ALLOWED ON THIS SERVER, NO SWEETENED OR ARTIFICIALLY SWEETENED COFFEE LOVERS HERE! BECAUSE WE’RE ALL ABOUT THAT BRAIN POWER, BABY! JOIN US AND LEVEL UP YOUR MIND WHILE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTIN CREEPERS! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	664	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Void Armor Forged:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, amnestic, Brain, brain function, brain health, Caffeine, caffeine benefits, caffeine intake, caffeine research, cerebrospinal fluid biomarkers, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, Consumption, dementia prevention, higher odds, java, Jolt, Memory Loss, neuroprotection, Protect, protective role

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	76	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

Java Jolt Server

3 drinks per day, age 37-73, cardiometabolic diseases, chronic conditions, coffee, coffee drinkers, coronary heart disease, disease prevention, health benefits, health outcomes, java, Jolt, lifestyle habits, lower risk, Medical research, moderate coffee consumption, participants, public health, research findings, Server, Stroke, study, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dimension Hops:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!

Surviving on too much Jolt [SMP] 1.21.1+ Community Anti-Grief Economy McMMO

1.21.1, Antigrief, Auctions, Chest Shops, Community, Cosmetics, Discord, Economy, Jolt, Live Map, MCMMO, No Advertising, No Duping, no exploits, no glitches, No Griefing, No hacking, no hate speech, no slurs, no spam, No Toxicity, No X-ray, Player Warps, player-driven economy, resource mines, smp, Surviving, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6558	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Jolt Minecraft Server
Founded	Late 2019
Focus	Community SMP with a fun and friendly environment
Features	24/7 uptime Claim land with golden shovel Player driven economy Simple McMMO setup Backpacks for inventory expansion Loot crate keys Resetting resource mines Player warps Live map Discord community

FAQ

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you can join us at play.joltsurvival.net

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules against hacking, griefing, hate speech, toxicity, spam, advertising, exploits, glitches, duping, and x-ray. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.

3. What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules can result in warnings, mutes, bans, or rollbacks of progress. Please ensure you follow the rules to have an enjoyable experience on the server.

4. How can I participate in the player economy?

You can participate in the player economy by setting up chest shops, participating in auctions, and utilizing the various features provided for trading and selling items.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing can face warnings, mutes, or perm-bans depending on the severity of the offense.

6. Can I use mods on the server?

We do not allow hacking, exploits, or x-ray mods on the server. Please refer to the rules section above for more information on acceptable and prohibited mods.

DreamInterruptedMC

ALARM, alertness, anxiety, disturbance, DREAD, DreamInterruptedMC, dreams, fear, insomnia, interruption, Jolt, Night terrors, Nightmares, Panic, restlessness, Sleep, sleep cycle, startle, stress, subconscious, waking up

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magic Items Found:	3949	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a haunted house on a unicorn! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by talking cows wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And then you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and skeletons are doing the Macarena. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid with a penchant for playing the accordion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding chickens. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Jolt Survival

Jolt, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	893530	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9704	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Jolt is a community SMP founded in late 2019. We are focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Join us at play.joltsurvival.com

Features:

– 24/7 uptime

– 20,000×20,000 map (expanded with each update)

– Claim land with golden shovel

– Player driven economy with chest shops and auctions

– Simple McMMO setup

– 80+ new enchantments

– Backpacks to expand your inventory

– Loot crates obtainable from normal play

– Over 45 cosmetic items

– Tons of other simple QoL features

Click here to view the live map.

Click here to join our discord.

Rules:

No Hacking: We have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy on hacking. Any players found to be hacking will receive a perm-ban.
No Griefing: Griefing will be met with 3-4 warnings. On second offense, players will be perm-banned. Light grief will be punished with 2-3 warnings. All grief can and will be rolled back very easily.
No hate speech, toxicity, or slurs: Slurs are NOT TOLERATED, offenders will be perm-banned from the server & Discord with no appeal. Toxic players will get a verbal warning, and then 1 warning per additional offense. DO NOT be a creep. Creeps will get a 24 hour mute & perm-ban on repeat offense.
No spam or advertising: Spam includes begging for ranks, permissions, or items from staff or players. Offenders receive 1 warning and a 10 minute mute per offense. Advertising results in a perm-mute.
No Exploits, glitches, duping, or x-ray: Offenders will receive a 1-3 warnings per offense, and any items or progress gained will be reversed. Large scale duping can result in a perm-ban. The Nether roof is allowed. We are able to easily find dupe caches, and locate the owner. Its not worth your time.

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first sexual partner, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learning, Memories, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	135	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

CraftyPolishTrades

Competition, CraftyPolishTrades, eastern europe, economic development, economic ranking, Economic shift, Economy, emerging markets, european union, export value, Exports, global trade, growth, international trade, market, market share, Poland, russia, Trade, trade statistics, Value

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

cognitive abilities, DISCRIMINATE, Faster, human biology, Human sense of smell, intervals, neuroscience, olfaction, olfactory system, order of smells, participants, Perception, previously thought, research, scientific study, sensory perception, sensory processing, shorter, smell sensitivity, SmellOVision, Speedrun, study

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3732
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	1371
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	137

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

SYSarchy

alliances, Economy, Faction, faction grow, faction-based, Factions, frowned upon, good reason, Loyal, Minecraft, neutral, Problems, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, smp, starting wars, SYSarchy, twists, Wars, WIP, world economy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3212
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

SYSarchy.mc.gg

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

Active & Supportive Staff, Bliss, Chaos, collide, Discord, Fair Rules, Hilarity, Inclusive Community, Java Edition Only, Launches This Friday, LifeSteal, no land claiming, no pay to win, Organized Discord Channels, PvP, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, server ip, smp, Teams, Thriving Economy, Veil, Veil SMP, Version

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Animals Bred:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Code, Cryptic, Curious, Diamond, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, Message, message in a bottle, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, number 925936470, puzzling, Riddle, secret, smp, society, unidentified, unknown, wow

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	79	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Emeralds Found:	9582	Star Shards Collected:	230
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

aita, Boundaries, boxers, brother, brother sister, clothing, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family, inappropriate, morning, personal space, privacy, sibling, sibling dynamics, Siblings, t-shirt, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, underwear, UndieCraft, walking around

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

FavFactzMC SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!