Jolt Survival Community – Vanilla-Friendly SMP with Anti-Grief & Economy Features

Features, Player Shops, auction house, Economy, Custom Plugins

Jolt Minecraft Server

Key Features	24/7 uptime
	20,000×20,000 map (expanded with each update)
	Claim land with golden shovel
	Player driven economy with chest shops and auctions
	Simple McMMO setup
	80+ new enchantments
	Backpacks to expand your inventory
	Loot crates obtainable from normal play
	Over 45 cosmetic items

Join us at play.joltsurvival.com

View the live map here

Join our Discord here

Rules

No Hacking
No Griefing
No hate speech, toxicity, or slurs
No spam or advertising
No Exploits, glitches, duping, or x-ray

FAQ

Can I use mods on the server?: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage.
How can I report a player for breaking the rules?: You can report them to a staff member or through our Discord.
Are there regular events on the server?: Yes, we host events like build competitions and treasure hunts.
Is there a way to protect my builds?: Yes, you can claim land with a golden shovel to protect your builds.

This is a server I used to play on a lot, it progressively got less and less active and I want to get it active again. If you decide to join, please invite people to the server. It’s a super friendly community, and I want to secretly get it active. Thank you for reading this.

Java Jolt: No Dementia Juice

Unsweetened coffee, healthy lifestyle, Alzheimer’s disease, mental health, cognitive function

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN UNSWEETENED COFFEE – REDUCES RISK OF ALZHEIMER’S AND PARKINSON’S DISEASES! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! ONLY UNSWEETENED COFFEE DRINKERS ALLOWED ON THIS SERVER, NO SWEETENED OR ARTIFICIALLY SWEETENED COFFEE LOVERS HERE! BECAUSE WE’RE ALL ABOUT THAT BRAIN POWER, BABY! JOIN US AND LEVEL UP YOUR MIND WHILE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTIN CREEPERS! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Jolt, java, cafe, Brain

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

Java Jolt Kids Craft

maternal habits, children, public health, causal link, health outcomes

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

Alzheimer’s disease, caffeine benefits, higher odds, cognitive function, caffeine research

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

Java Jolt Server

health outcomes, Jolt, moderate coffee consumption, cardiometabolic diseases, java

come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!

Surviving on too much Jolt SMP 1.21.1+ Community Anti-Grief Economy McMMO

No X-ray, No Duping, player-driven economy, Cosmetics, No hacking

Jolt Minecraft Server
Founded	Late 2019
Focus	Community SMP with a fun and friendly environment
Features	24/7 uptime Claim land with golden shovel Player driven economy Simple McMMO setup Backpacks for inventory expansion Loot crate keys Resetting resource mines Player warps Live map Discord community

FAQ

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you can join us at play.joltsurvival.net

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules against hacking, griefing, hate speech, toxicity, spam, advertising, exploits, glitches, duping, and x-ray. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.

3. What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules can result in warnings, mutes, bans, or rollbacks of progress. Please ensure you follow the rules to have an enjoyable experience on the server.

4. How can I participate in the player economy?

You can participate in the player economy by setting up chest shops, participating in auctions, and utilizing the various features provided for trading and selling items.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing can face warnings, mutes, or perm-bans depending on the severity of the offense.

6. Can I use mods on the server?

We do not allow hacking, exploits, or x-ray mods on the server. Please refer to the rules section above for more information on acceptable and prohibited mods.

DreamInterruptedMC

startle, subconscious, Jolt, sleep cycle, stress

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a haunted house on a unicorn! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by talking cows wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And then you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and skeletons are doing the Macarena. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid with a penchant for playing the accordion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding chickens. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Jolt Survival

Jolt, smp, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP founded in late 2019. We are focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Join us at play.joltsurvival.com

Features:

– 24/7 uptime

– 20,000×20,000 map (expanded with each update)

– Claim land with golden shovel

– Player driven economy with chest shops and auctions

– Simple McMMO setup

– 80+ new enchantments

– Backpacks to expand your inventory

– Loot crates obtainable from normal play

– Over 45 cosmetic items

– Tons of other simple QoL features

Click here to view the live map.

Click here to join our discord.

Rules:

No Hacking: We have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy on hacking. Any players found to be hacking will receive a perm-ban.
No Griefing: Griefing will be met with 3-4 warnings. On second offense, players will be perm-banned. Light grief will be punished with 2-3 warnings. All grief can and will be rolled back very easily.
No hate speech, toxicity, or slurs: Slurs are NOT TOLERATED, offenders will be perm-banned from the server & Discord with no appeal. Toxic players will get a verbal warning, and then 1 warning per additional offense. DO NOT be a creep. Creeps will get a 24 hour mute & perm-ban on repeat offense.
No spam or advertising: Spam includes begging for ranks, permissions, or items from staff or players. Offenders receive 1 warning and a 10 minute mute per offense. Advertising results in a perm-mute.
No Exploits, glitches, duping, or x-ray: Offenders will receive a 1-3 warnings per offense, and any items or progress gained will be reversed. Large scale duping can result in a perm-ban. The Nether roof is allowed. We are able to easily find dupe caches, and locate the owner. Its not worth your time.

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

Minecraft, dental care, Aristocrats, mass produce, Toothpaste

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!