joll_conk_ – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Epic Ascension 1.20
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Yo, bros and broettes, do you want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Well, look no further than this epic server that is like a rainbow unicorn riding a double rainbow while eating a taco made of pure awesomeness.
Join us and experience the hyper-supreme rise of motivation as you build, craft, and battle your way to victory. This server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the floss dance and the zombies are asking for autographs.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly mind-blowing? Don’t be a square, join the coolest Minecraft server in the universe and let the good times roll.

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BlockyShrinkNeeded
anxiety, BlockyShrinkNeeded, coping mechanisms, counseling, depression, emotional distress, emotional stability, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental illness, Mental well-being, Professional help, seeking help, seeking treatment, self-care, signs of needing therapy, stress, Support, Therapy, therapy benefits
Are you constantly building dirt houses in Minecraft because you have an irrational fear of creepers blowing up your fancy builds? Do you spend hours mining for diamonds only to accidentally fall into lava and lose everything? Do you find yourself talking to your virtual Minecraft pets more than you do to real people? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you definitely need therapy. But instead of seeking professional help, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our therapy sessions involve battling zombie hordes, exploring mystical realms, and unleashing your creativity in ways you never thought possible. So come join us and let’s mine our way to mental health together!

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CraftyCarneyPrimeMinister
Campaign, Canada, Canadian economy, Canadian politics, Central Banker, CraftyCarneyPrimeMinister, economic policy, election, Federal Election, future leader, Government, interview, jon stewart, leadership, Mark Carney, political ambitions, political commentary, Politics, Potential Candidate, prime minister, public office
so, like, imagine this, right? mark carney, the dude who used to be all about money and stuff, well he’s like, “hey, i wanna be the prime minister of canada now.” and he pretty much said it in an interview with jon stewart, like, no big deal.
but, like, here’s the thing, if you join our minecraft server, you can be part of mark carney’s campaign team! you can help him build a virtual canada where everyone is happy and there’s free diamonds for everyone! plus, if you join now, you get a special diamond pickaxe with mark carney’s face on it! how cool is that?
so, like, come join our server and help mark carney become the next prime minister of canada! who needs real politics when you can have minecraft politics, amirite?

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Strong Love Connections
Connections, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Human Behavior, lifetime sexual partners, long-term relationships, love, MATE SELECTION, mating strategies, Men, muscle mass, partner preferences, Physical fitness, physical strength, reproductive success, sexual attraction, sexual behavior, Social Relationships, STRONG, upper body strength, Women
Yo, so like, if you wanna flex your muscles and get all the ladies (or dudes, we don’t judge), then you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! We got all the tools and resources to help you level up your physical strength and sexual prowess in the virtual world.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you come across a group of creepers. Instead of running away like a wimp, you flex your upper body strength and take them down like a boss. The ladies (or dudes) will be lining up to join your team, trust me.
And get this, if you join our server, you’ll have access to exclusive long-term relationship quests. Complete them and you’ll unlock special perks like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server to find your soulmate, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate alpha player in the Minecraft universe. Your muscles and your love life will thank you later.

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Meltx mc
Adventure, bedrock, Chest Shops, Community, Community Focused, Economy, Fun, gameplay, home slots, java, Journey, LifeSteal, No Grief, Plugins, prefixes, Ranks, Server, Skyblock, smp, Version 1.21., Voting
Java IP: play.meltxmc.fun:25679 Bedrock IP: play.meltxmc.fun:25679
Version: 1.21+
Welcome to MeltxMC, an exceptional server celebrated for its outstanding community-focused gameplay. We’re a relaxed, no-grief, economy-driven SMP server that places community and fun above all else. Running on version 1.21+, the server warmly welcomes both Java and Bedrock players to join in the adventure!
We feature a range of plugins designed to enrich your gameplay experience while maintaining the classic Minecraft essence.
Support the server by voting to earn free ranks, unlocking perks like extra home slots, unique prefixes, chest shops, and other exciting rewards!
So grab a seat, get comfortable, and join us for an unforgettable journey with MeltxMC!
play.meltxmc.fun:25679

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Pixel Miner
Adventure, building, cells, Community, competitive, Custom Enchants, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, Milestones, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixel Miner, Prison, prison server, PRIVATE MINES, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, virtual world
Prison server with custom enchants, your own private mines, cells, milestones, ranks and much more! Come join us and claim your top spot amongst other players.
play.pixelminer.org

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CompCraft

Claims, Community, CompCraft, Custom, Dinosaur, Discord, Dungeons, Fossils, free, Grief, grind, Mechanics, MONEY, Protection, PvE, Ranks, RARES, Redstone, Server, smp, Staff, Starter Kit, Survival

Features:
Server Name:	CompCraft – A Minecraft Survival Server!
IP Address:	play.compcraft.org
Dinosaur Fossils 🦕	Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰	Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓	Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️	PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

Overview:

On Compcraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with redstone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord:

Join our Discord server here

FAQ:

How do I get started on the server?

Upon logging in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory to help you get started.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, please refer to our Discord server or in-game guidelines for the server rules.

Can I protect my builds from griefing?

Yes, the server offers claims and grief protection to help safeguard your creations.

Is PVP allowed on the server?

Yes, PVP and PVE are both available on the server for those who enjoy that gameplay style.

Are there any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features like dinosaur fossils, over world dungeons, custom rares, and more.

How can I rank up on the server?

There are free ranks available on the server that you can progress through by playing and contributing to the community.

Whimper Bang Craft 1.21.4
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Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Like, forget about those boring servers that go out with a bang, we go out with a whimper! It’s like, so mysterious and intriguing, you never know what’s gonna happen next!
Join us for some crazy adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those, am I right?). We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bang when you can have a whimper? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

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SnowBros Minecraft Server
back injury, driveway maintenance, driveway responsibility, elderly neighbor, excessive shoveling, guilt tripping, Hoa, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborhood conflict, NextDoor, remote work, Server, shared driveway, shared expenses, snow clearing, snow removal, snow removal service, snow shoveling, SnowBros, SnowStorm, street parking, winter weather
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Join our server for some neighborly drama that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief!
Picture this: you move into a shared Minecraft world with three other players. One player, let’s call him Bill, is obsessed with snow removal. He’s out there every hour clearing his section of the driveway, while you’re just trying to build your dream house in peace.
But when a massive snowstorm hits, Bill expects you to drop everything and help shovel. You try to be a good neighbor and hire a snow removal service, but Bill insists on doing it himself. And when it comes time to pay up, he claims he already paid you in “labor” – what a character!
Join our server for non-stop snow shoveling drama, passive-aggressive emails, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Come join the chaos today!

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ThesisCraftersUnited
academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Accountability, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Committee, consequences, criticism, Decision making, Ethics, Graduation, Honesty, International, proof, rejection, relationship, Revenge, Thesis, thesis writing, ThesisCraftersUnited, undergrad program
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value academic integrity and thesis writing skills above all else! Join us and show off your thesis-writing prowess to graduate from our virtual university of blocky brilliance.
But beware, drama lurks around every corner in our pixelated world. Just like the player who wrote their ex’s thesis and is now contemplating revenge by exposing their lack of contribution. Will you be the hero who saves the day by uncovering the truth, or will you join forces with the ex in a desperate attempt to cover up their academic deception?
Either way, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine, build, and uncover scandalous secrets in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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