jokes – Page 3 – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a pillowcase full of presents on Christmas Eve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts all year round.

Our server is so amazing, it will make your spouse jealous of the time you spend on it. Imagine the joy of building your dream world while avoiding fights with your significant other over silly jokes.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where harmless fun is the name of the game. Who needs real presents when you can have virtual ones on our server? Join now and start unwrapping the fun!

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VirginCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, Celibacy, funny, humor, jokes, Milestones, Minecraft, personal choices, pop culture, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, societal norms, societal pressure, staying single, Stereotypes, turning 30, turning 40, Virgin, VirginCraft, wizard

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, reaching 40 as a virgin means you become a super wizard with powers beyond your wildest dreams! Imagine shooting fireballs from your hands and summoning dragons to do your bidding. Join us and embrace your inner wizard before it’s too late! Who needs a love life when you can have magical powers instead?

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Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Minecraft SMP

amusement, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, haha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jocularity, jokes, joviality, Laughter, Minecraft, Mirth, satire, smp, WHIMSICAL, wisecracks, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic SMP experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Taco Village, where all the villagers speak in taco emojis and the currency is actually tacos. Don’t worry, we have a Taco Farm where you can harvest your own tacos to trade with the villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will). Hahahahahahahaha!

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Haha Minecraft SMP Funny Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our weekly llama racing competition. Don’t be surprised if you log on one day and find that the entire server has been turned into a giant maze by our mischievous admin team.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most dedicated players can find. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of killer dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

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Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

Animal Attack, Animal Behavior, animal encounter, ATTACKED, dad, family pet, Father, jokes, leg injury, medical attention, Minecraft, Nordic, painful experience, pet owner, pet porcupine, porcupine defense, puncture wound, quills, self defense, sharp quill, smp, unexpected attack, wild animals, wildlife encounter

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

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The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter and unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you read that right.

2. Our PvP battles are not your average sword-swinging fights. Oh no, we have players riding on giant chickens armed with laser guns and rocket launchers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Need resources? No problem! Just visit our magical resource island where trees grow emeralds, diamonds rain from the sky, and you can mine for gold by tickling a friendly enderman.

4. Looking to build the ultimate base? How about a floating castle made entirely out of marshmallows and guarded by an army of flying pigs? Only on our server, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off! Remember, you laugh, you lose!

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LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between German humor and Georgian humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with sauerkraut jokes and khachapuri puns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a German player and a Georgian player walked into a bar… and the bartender said, “Why the long faces?” But then they both started telling jokes and everyone in the bar couldn’t stop laughing for hours! True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic comedy battles where you have to make the other players laugh or else you get kicked off the server. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the battle of German humor vs Georgian humor begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

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The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP

amusement, banter, chuckles, comedy, Comical, creeper, Entertainment, Fun, funny, giggles, humor, Humorous, jest, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, light-hearted humor, lighthearted, Minecraft, sarcasm, satire, smp, Thread, WIT, witticism

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Legend has it that he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughter, chaos, and ridiculousness, look no further! Join us today and become part of our wacky world where anything is possible. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pigs plotting world domination…

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YLYL Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos and insanity of the blocky world! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Black ACK, a mysterious creature that roams the land spreading chaos and confusion wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Black ACK, you’ll gain untold powers and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Remember, you can’t spell black without ACK – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

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Actual YLYL Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes when cracked open. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Keyboard that lets you control the game with just your mind. Good luck, adventurer!

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YeetCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Cacti

artisan, baked goods, Bakery, Balatro Bread, Bread, Cacti, Community, CREEPERS, croissants, DELICIOUS, European-inspired, family owned, Food, Fresh, Handmade, local ], misunderstood, pastel de nata, pastries, pronunciation, Small Business, Sourdough, Specialty, YeetCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pronunciation of our name is just as confusing as the adventures you’ll have here! Join us if you want to test your linguistic skills while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out in dance parties. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary Balatro himself is rumored to make appearances, granting wishes to those who can solve his riddles. Will you be the next player to uncover the secrets of this mysterious figure?

So come on down to our server and see if you can figure out how to pronounce our name while also conquering the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Good luck, adventurer!

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Latin Llamas Minecraft Server: Where Even the Creepers Speak Latin!

Academia, Ancient, ancient civilizations, classical, Communication, CREEPERS, culture, dead language, education, French, History, Language, latin, linguistics, Literature, Llamas, medical field, Minecraft, Professions, romance languages, Server, speak, terminology, translation, vocabulary

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks English? Do you yearn for a server where Latin is the language of choice? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you Latin-speaking enthusiasts out there!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of a hidden civilization where Latin is the key to unlocking ancient treasures. Battle mythical creatures, build epic structures, and communicate with fellow players in the language of the Romans.

But beware, for the ghost of Julius Caesar haunts these lands, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to misuse his beloved language. So brush up on your Latin conjugations and declensions, because on this server, speaking Latin isn’t just a choice – it’s a way of life. Join now and experience the ultimate Latin-speaking Minecraft adventure!

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MongolianMischiefCraft: Where China and Mongolia peacefully coexist in pixelated harmony!

Asia-Pacific, China, Chinese Taipei, Coexist, Conflict Resolution, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Harmony, historic land, historical disputes, international relations, INVADING, military power, mongolia, MongolianMischiefCraft, peacefully, pixelated, regional stability, saber rattling, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes

Tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the epic battle between China and Mongolia… in Minecraft! That’s right, you can finally settle the age-old dispute in a virtual world where anything is possible. Will China finally conquer Mongolia or will the Mongolian warriors rise up and defend their land with pixelated swords and shields? The fate of these blocky nations is in your hands!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city where players can engage in intense PvP battles while riding pigs and throwing exploding chickens at each other. It’s like a bizarre mix of Hunger Games and Farmville, but way more awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a quest for glory, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of China or Mongolia in the wackiest Minecraft server ever created!

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CraftyCreeperz – Explosive Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time and space (and also make really good toast). Join now and embark on a quest to find this elusive pickaxe, all while dodging killer bunnies and riding pigs into battle.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get seriously silly.

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Mod Mayhem Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience you will ever have!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a sense of humor. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what crazy antics we’re up to.

But that’s not all! Our server has custom mods that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning your house into a giant cake? Easy peasy. We even have a mod that lets you communicate with villagers through interpretive dance.

So why waste your time on boring vanilla servers when you could be joining us on the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft server in existence? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

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SleepyCraft: Where even the creepers need coffee

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Are you tired of feeling like shit at 2am? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality by building a virtual world where you can be the king of the night! Say goodbye to feeling like crap and hello to endless adventures and fun on our server. Who needs sleep when you can mine diamonds and slay zombies all night long? Join now and never feel like shit at 2am again!

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Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 916760828 – Not So Anonymous Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena! Join us for a wild adventure through pixelated landscapes filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking sheep.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! You won’t find a party like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a whole coop of Diamond Chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs – they tend to get a little rowdy after a few too many potions of invisibility.

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Creepers Gone Wild: The Mystery of ‘what caused this?’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures ever seen. Our server was created when a group of mischievous Endermen accidentally spilled a potion of chaos all over the world, causing everything to go haywire. Now, you can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and befriend this magnificent fowl, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

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ShroomCraft: Where the Fun(gi) Never Stops!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but trees and dirt? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server has a mushroom level that will blow your mind! Imagine running through fields of giant mushrooms, bouncing on them like trampolines, and battling evil mushroom monsters with your trusty pickaxe. It’s a fungi-filled adventure like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive surprises. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond disco ball hidden deep within the caves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, exploring, and dancing your way to victory!

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Crafting Commies: A Minecraft Server Where You Can Start a New Cold War in the USA!

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Are you tired of the political drama and want to escape to a world where you can take matters into your own hands? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a virtual CIA agent, fighting against the tyranny of Putin and other oppressive regimes.

Embark on epic quests to liberate Russia, Iran, and North Korea from their evil leaders. Build alliances with other players to form your own NATO and bring justice to the virtual world.

But beware, the mew Cold War is upon us and anti-Russian sentiment is lurking around every corner. Will you rise to the challenge and become America’s faithful knight, avenging your culture and language in the ultimate battle for freedom?

Join us now and let the madness begin! Glory to America and NATO!

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