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Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, growth, Herobrine, jokes, No Resets, no-tp, Qol, rules, small server, smp, trust-based community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Crops Grown:	4243	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Server Age	3 months old
Community Size	Small
Application Process	Whitelist with applications
Plugins	QoL plugins/datapacks (Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks)
Reset Schedule	No plans for server resets

FAQ

What is Enival?

Enival is a 3-month-old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server.

What kind of people are you looking for?

We are looking for active players who will join not just for the sake of joining, but will actively play on the server.

Are there any special features on Enival?

Yes, we have a friendly Herobrine, a nice community, and plugins/datapacks for a better gameplay experience.

How can I join the server?

You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

aita, children, christmas eve, Fights, Fine, hard work, harmless fun, husband, jokes, next year, pillow cases, Presents, santa, sarcastic, SarcasticHub, Sorry., start fights, thanks, Wrapping, wrong way

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a pillowcase full of presents on Christmas Eve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts all year round.

Our server is so amazing, it will make your spouse jealous of the time you spend on it. Imagine the joy of building your dream world while avoiding fights with your significant other over silly jokes.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where harmless fun is the name of the game. Who needs real presents when you can have virtual ones on our server? Join now and start unwrapping the fun!

VirginCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, Celibacy, funny, humor, jokes, Milestones, Minecraft, personal choices, pop culture, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, societal norms, societal pressure, staying single, Stereotypes, turning 30, turning 40, Virgin, VirginCraft, wizard

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Votes:	3893	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	284	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, reaching 40 as a virgin means you become a super wizard with powers beyond your wildest dreams! Imagine shooting fireballs from your hands and summoning dragons to do your bidding. Join us and embrace your inner wizard before it’s too late! Who needs a love life when you can have magical powers instead?

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Minecraft SMP

amusement, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, haha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jocularity, jokes, joviality, Laughter, Minecraft, Mirth, satire, smp, WHIMSICAL, wisecracks, WIT

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Zombie Dances:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic SMP experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Taco Village, where all the villagers speak in taco emojis and the currency is actually tacos. Don’t worry, we have a Taco Farm where you can harvest your own tacos to trade with the villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will). Hahahahahahahaha!

Haha Minecraft SMP Funny Thread

#youtube, amusing, Chuckle, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, entertainment thread, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, internet, jokes, LAUGH, lighthearted, lol, Minecraft, ONLINE, smp, social media, Thread, Video, viral

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our weekly llama racing competition. Don’t be surprised if you log on one day and find that the entire server has been turned into a giant maze by our mischievous admin team.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most dedicated players can find. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of killer dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

Animal Attack, Animal Behavior, animal encounter, ATTACKED, dad, family pet, Father, jokes, leg injury, medical attention, Minecraft, Nordic, painful experience, pet owner, pet porcupine, porcupine defense, puncture wound, quills, self defense, sharp quill, smp, unexpected attack, wild animals, wildlife encounter

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Potions Brewed:	79
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6033
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

amusement, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, chuckles, comedy, Digital, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, No. 928275063, ONLINE, Party, Server, sharing, social media, trending, viral, ylyl

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter and unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you read that right.

2. Our PvP battles are not your average sword-swinging fights. Oh no, we have players riding on giant chickens armed with laser guns and rocket launchers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Need resources? No problem! Just visit our magical resource island where trees grow emeralds, diamonds rain from the sky, and you can mine for gold by tickling a friendly enderman.

4. Looking to build the ultimate base? How about a floating castle made entirely out of marshmallows and guarded by an army of flying pigs? Only on our server, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off! Remember, you laugh, you lose!

LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

comedic styles, comedy, comparison, cultural comedy, Cultural differences, cultural humor, Entertainment, funny, Georgian, Georgian humor, German, German humor, humor analysis, humor debate, humor discussion, humor preference, humor styles, jokes, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, satire, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Towns Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mines Excavated:	1544	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between German humor and Georgian humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with sauerkraut jokes and khachapuri puns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a German player and a Georgian player walked into a bar… and the bartender said, “Why the long faces?” But then they both started telling jokes and everyone in the bar couldn’t stop laughing for hours! True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic comedy battles where you have to make the other players laugh or else you get kicked off the server. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the battle of German humor vs Georgian humor begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP

amusement, banter, chuckles, comedy, Comical, creeper, Entertainment, Fun, funny, giggles, humor, Humorous, jest, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, light-hearted humor, lighthearted, Minecraft, sarcasm, satire, smp, Thread, WIT, witticism

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Legend has it that he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughter, chaos, and ridiculousness, look no further! Join us today and become part of our wacky world where anything is possible. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pigs plotting world domination…

YLYL Minecraft Server

Can’t spell black without ACK, Chuckle, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, meme, Minecraft, rofl, Server, viral, Witty, ylyl

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos and insanity of the blocky world! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Black ACK, a mysterious creature that roams the land spreading chaos and confusion wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Black ACK, you’ll gain untold powers and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Remember, you can’t spell black without ACK – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

long tail tags: Reminder The Answer SUCKS, Mcserver, Minecraft, reminder, Server, SUCKS, sucky, THE ANSWER

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Secret Passages Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	171
Votes:	957	Ores Mined:	4597
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6229	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	292	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Towns Built:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	798

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mines Excavated:	1012	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchantments Applied:	87	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	100
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
New Chunks Explored:	235561	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!