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MineCraftyMemories

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	4433	Dragon Eggs Found:	596
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, character analysis, emotional manipulation, evangelion, fan interpretations, fan theories, fictional relationships, harem, harem tropes, Minecraft, misconceptions, psychological analysis, relationships, Server, SHINJI, Shinji Ikari, Shinji’s relationships, Shinjis, speculation, validation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	9057	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	614355

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

BdayBashCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	189	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Emeralds Found:	9130	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	783
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

CharityCraft2021

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

CatTortureCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Animals Bred:	112
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2326
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!