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Intelligence 2016 Minecraft Server

2016, academics, brexit, brexshit, categorically, demonstration, disregarded, dumb, gammons, intelligence, likelihood, Minecraft, Newspapers, opinion formers, professional classes, PROVEN, Server, stupid, uneducated, university educated, VOICE, Vote

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286

Are you tired of being surrounded by uneducated gammons in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where intelligence reigns supreme! We have a strict IQ test at the entrance to make sure only the smartest players can join.

Once inside, you’ll be greeted by our team of university-educated professionals who will guide you through our virtual world. Our server is a Brexit-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about any brexshit ruining your gaming experience.

Join us now and show off your intelligence in a world where brains beat brawn every time! Who needs real life when you can escape to a place where intelligence is celebrated and stupidity is left at the door.

Minecraft SMP Minami Keypad

Anime, binge watching, binge-worthy, comedy, Daily Life, friendship, funny, Heartwarming, high school life, humor, japanese animation, keypad, light-hearted, Manga adaptation, Minami, Minami-ke, Minecraft, Otaku, relatable, school life, sibling dynamics, sisters, slice of life, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7487	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	1695

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with creepers and lava pits!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain, only to have it come to life and start laying diamond eggs. Or how about participating in our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragon and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the Nether? Just ask the dragon nicely and it will fly you there in style.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

What are Minecraft servers like AstraMC ?

Active Staff, Collectibles, content creators, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Customization, cute pets, Economy, enjoyment, Events, Farming, Gamemodes, Multiple, Parkour, Player Economy, premium land claiming, Protection, PvE, RPG twist, server-network, skill trees, socials, Style, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Some servers that are similar to AstraMC include: 1. Play.SkyCade.net – Known for its unique mini-games and competitive PvP battles, SkyCade offers a variety of gameplay options for players to enjoy. 2. Play.Hypixel.net – One of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide range of mini-games, custom game modes, and a thriving community. 3. Play.TheArchon.net – Known for its factions gameplay and intense PvP battles, The Archon offers a challenging and competitive environment for players. 4. Play.Performium.net – With a focus on survival and building, Performium offers a variety of unique features and events to keep players engaged. 5. Play.MineSuperior.com – Known for its variety of game modes, from survival to creative to mini-games, MineSuperior offers something for every type of player.

play.astra-mc.net

Snowy Fox Minecraft Server

asmr, Ayafubumi, christmas party, collab, Comfy Fox Inn, Commando watchalong, Fbk, Fox, FUBUKINGDOM, Gamers anniversary, Holo TCG, hololive, hololive production, Holomen, Minecraft, Server, Shirakami Fubuki, Sister Marine, Snowy, sololive, TCG Shop Simulator, Vtuber, 白上フブキ

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Shirakami Fubuki’s streams? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of Fubuki’s adventures in the virtual world.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground fox den filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it, Fubuki herself buried a stash of diamonds there after a particularly intense Minecraft session.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into adorable foxes for a limited time. Imagine running around the blocky landscape, causing mischief and mayhem as a sly little fox.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have regular events like the “Comfy Fox Inn” ASMR Voice Pack where Fubuki whispers sweet nothings in your ear while you mine for resources. It’s a truly immersive experience that will leave you feeling cozy and content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the FUBUKINGDOM, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

4chan, ANONYMOUS, b.., Cadets, Community, CONTENT, discussion, forum, internet, long tail tags, memes, Minecraft, Moderation, ONLINE, Posts, rules, smp, Space, SUCKS, Threads, Today, trolling, Users, Website

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hunting down rare mobs that drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can cause the most destruction in a single explosion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans?

So say goodbye to boring old /b/ and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

41 days since last update, ARCADE BROS, long tail tags, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server, we are so back

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Potions Brewed:	165	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because ARCADE BROS is back and better than ever! It’s been a whopping 41 days since our last update, but don’t worry, we’ve been busy creating the most epic Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen.

Join us for crazy adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party…let’s just say things get pretty lit down there.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of gamers who will challenge you to a dance-off before engaging in a heated PvP battle? Only at ARCADE BROS, my friend. So grab your pickaxe, put on your party hat, and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. See you there!

””/Brit/”” – The Blocky Brit in Minecraft SMP

blocky, Botanical, Brit, British, british culture, British flora, Edition, floral design, flower arrangements, Flowers, Garden Decor, garden enthusiasts, gardening, gardening tips, Geraniums, horticulture, Minecraft, outdoor plants, Plant care, plant lovers, smp, uk, White Flowers, white geranium

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – the White Geranium Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a llama will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds!

2. We have a secret underground disco club where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just be careful not to accidentally fall into the lava pit on the dance floor.

3. Our community events include ridiculous challenges like building a house using only dirt blocks or trying to ride a pig through an obstacle course blindfolded. It’s pure chaos, but oh so much fun!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join the White Geranium Edition Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, pranks, and maybe even a llama or two!

Hello Romanian Frens Minecraft Server

frens, hello, long tail tags, Minecraft, Romanian, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	948854	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of diamond ore. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for, my Romanian friends? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

The REAL Ceres Fauna Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, apolitical europeans, Audience, Bijou, Ceres, collab, cover policies, election day, Fauna, Freak, friends with pippa, furious, GIGI, Holo, Justice, MAGA, Minecraft, Nerissa, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, real, REAL ceres fauna, redpill, saplings, smp, statistics, TRUMP adoring, upbeat

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you ready to join the most MAGA-tastic Minecraft SMP around? Our server is filled with Trump-loving, Pippa-befriending, election day-celebrating players who are ready to Make Minecraft Great Again! We’ve got players like Gigi, Bijou, and Nerissa who collab with our fearless leader to spread the good word of President Donald J. Trump to all the little saplings in our audience. And don’t worry, even if you’re not a Trump supporter, our apolitical European friends from Justice are here to keep things interesting. So come join us and let’s build a Minecraft world that’s as great as America under Trump’s leadership!