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AmmoDepotSmashCraft

airstrikes, AmmoDepotSmashCraft, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, deep strike, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, military airfield, military operation, military tactics, RETALIATION, russia, Russian ammunition depots, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus

Adventures, attempt suicide, autism, autistic, campus, cisgender, college students, Diverse, Diversity, gender, gender-diverse, higher education, Inclusivity, intersectionality, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, neurodiversity, PEERS, suicidal behaviors, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, support services

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4803
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! We got gender-diverse college students and peeps with autism who are more lit than a creeper explosion! If you wanna experience suicidal thoughts and behaviors in the most epic way possible, dis server is for you! And if you happen to be both gender-diverse and autistic, well buckle up buttercup, cuz you’re in for a wild ride straight to the End! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Kapi-Craft: Where even the llamas are VIPs!

Active players, age requirement, building, clutter, Community, Cozy, Create, Discord, Enjoyable, free world, KapiCraft, limited spots, Llamas, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Plugins, Private, responsive, Server, Small, VIPS

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	Over 18 years old Active player Love building
What we offer	Free world without plugins Server with 70 mods (70% building mods) Mods like Create and MineColonies Pleasant time spent together Responsive server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the Discord link provided above
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you please
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Currently, we are only looking for a limited number of players
Is there any way to communicate with other players?	Yes, we have a Discord server for communication

Nationalize the Oil Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate activists, climate change, climate crisis, corporate greed, energy industry, energy regulation, environmental activism, environmental destruction, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government intervention., Minecraft, nationalize, Nationalize the Oil, Natural resources, Oil, oil production, political controversy, renewable energy, Server, social justice

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of those pesky climate activists trying to save the environment? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner eco-villain as you destroy trees, pollute the rivers, and pave over every inch of green space. Show those activists who’s boss by joining our server and proving that global warming is just a myth created by tree-hugging hippies. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of evil robots who are hell-bent on destroying the planet for their own nefarious purposes. So come on, join us and help us rid the world of those pesky do-gooders once and for all!

Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics

Antics, blended families, children, Communication, Confusing, confusion, Deception, family dynamics, Family secrets, Fatherhood, hidden truths, Identity, Implications, Interpretation, JRS, Meaning, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting, relationships, smp, speculation, step-parenting

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Votes:	7536
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wackiness and shenanigans you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.

So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

alcoholism, cancer recovery, Communication, Confrontation, DadCraft, depression, Divorce, Effort, Emotional distance, estranged, family, father daughter, generational gap, grandchildren, Honesty, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, self-care, Server, stepmother

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crops Grown:	7023	New Chunks Explored:	739457
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of complicated family relationships and drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is so drama-free, even your dad’s 3rd wife’s affair partner’s cousin’s dog won’t cause any issues.

We understand the struggle of trying to maintain a relationship with a distant parent, which is why we offer a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without any family drama. Plus, our server is so addictive, your dad will have to schedule visits around your Minecraft playtime!

So come join us and let go of all the real-life drama. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join now and build your way to happiness, one block at a time!

CraftyExSibsPoor

aita, Arguing, conservative family, CraftyExSibsPoor, custody, DATING, developmental issues, ex, family money, financial help, half siblings, Job, Kids, lake house, Motel, Overseas, Poor, Pregnant, special needs, visitation

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7875	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Farms Harvested:	834
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	264
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	4408

Looking for drama and chaos in your Minecraft server? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the crazy twists and turns of a soap opera! Join now to witness exes fighting over virtual custody of their pixelated kids, with plot twists involving overseas boyfriends, unexpected pregnancies, and family money drama. Will you choose to help out your virtual ex in need, or watch the drama unfold from afar? Join our server now for a wild ride of virtual family dynamics and outrageous storylines!

KidBelievedLiesMC SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood wonder, funny memories, growing up, Innocence, KidBelievedLiesMC, misconceptions, naive thoughts, smp

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Remember when you thought that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our SMP, that’s actually true! Our server is located on a secret underground network that connects directly to China. So not only can you build epic bases and battle mobs, but you can also trade with pandas and eat authentic Chinese food while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew as a kid!

BlockyLove: CraftyConnections

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Connection, CraftyConnections, emotional intelligence, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Intimacy, lasting relationship, love, loyalty, mutual respect, Partnership, Respect, Shared goals, Support, time together, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Potions Brewed:	195
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	647
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Are you tired of building relationships that crumble faster than a sandcastle in a rainstorm? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find out what makes a lasting relationship in the world of blocks and pixels.

Our server is like a virtual love potion, bringing players together in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against evil mobs to building majestic castles together, you’ll forge bonds that will withstand the test of time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of friendship on virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into while being a part of this social experiment?

So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of friendship in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated community. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

CraftyFurryPride

acceptance, Anthropomorphic, Community, controversy, CraftyFurryPride, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Official, policy, Propaganda, recognition, Recommendation, Russian, Social Issues, subcultures, tolerance

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mines Excavated:	1122
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. like, imagine a world where anthropomorphic animals, like furries and stuff, are like, considered the coolest thing ever. well, on this server, that’s like, totally the reality, dude.

we got russian officials, like, recommending to recognise all the furry peeps as part of the lgbt community. like, what even, right? but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

join us and be part of the most outrageous and hilarious community ever. build your own furry kingdom, have epic battles with other furries, and just have a blast, man.

so, like, come on and join us. who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the furries. let’s make minecraft great again, one furry at a time.