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BribeCraft: Son Edition

absent father, BribeCraft, bribery, child support, Chores, distant mother, Driver, Edition, Exploitation, family dynamic, functional family, integration, involvement, neglect, Parent, Scumbag, SLEAZY, Son, step siblings, Stepfather, taxi account, wellbeing

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever hear.

Need a break from real life drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your dream world, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities. Plus, we have a special feature where you can bribe your way to the top bunk in our virtual bunk beds – just like in real life!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family drama, without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!

CraftyWeekFun

4-day work week, companies, corporate culture, CraftyWeekFun, efficiency, employee satisfaction, employee well-being, flexibility, job performance, labor laws, productivity, Time management, work benefits, work environment, work hours, work policies, work schedule, work trends, work-life balance, work-life integration

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we enforce the 4-day work week! Why waste your time in the real world when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling creepers in our virtual world?

Join us and experience the freedom of only having to work four days a week! Imagine all the extra time you’ll have to mine for diamonds and explore hidden caves. Plus, our server is filled with amazing mini-games and events that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Say goodbye to the corporate grind and hello to a world where the only deadline you have to worry about is when the sun sets in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

KyivCraft: Ammo-Free Zone

AmmoFree, Armed Forces, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense strategy, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, geopolitical tensions, international relations, kyiv strikes, KyivCraft, military conflict, military equipment, Military operations, military tactics, military technology, missile attacks, Russian ammunition, security concerns, Ukrainian commander-in-chief, war in Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	149
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server so lit that even russian ammunition is like “nah, im outta here” cuz the kyiv strikes are just too epic for them to handle. our server is so intense, even the military is shooketh. join us if you wanna be part of the action and see some crazy battles that will make your head spin. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us and be part of the madness. #minecraftgoals #russianammoisshook #kyivstrikesarelit

Power Walkers: Tech & Comfort

comfort, comfort technology, comfort wearables, comfortable wearables, electricity generation, energy harvesting, energy-efficient technology, human movement, human-powered technology, innovation, motion-powered devices, power, power generation, renewable energy, researchers, smart textiles, sustainable energy, Tech, Technology, walkers, wearable devices, wearable technologies, Wearables

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	249	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re suddenly generating electricity just by moving around in the game! like, you’re literally powering up the server with your own movements, how crazy is that?! and not only that, but the technology is so comfy, it’s like wearing a fluffy cloud on your body while you’re gaming. it’s like you’re in a whole new world of comfort and sustainability, all while playing minecraft and having a blast with your friends. join now and be part of this revolutionary gaming experience, where you’re not just playing a game, you’re changing the world, one jump and block at a time!

Searching for chill Bedrock players to add to a community realm

Active players, ADD, bedrock, BUILD, Chill, Community, email, Griefing, killing, Minecraft, Optional, Players, PRANKING, quality of life, Realm, Realms, rules, SEARCHING, Server, stealing, texture packs, [email protected]

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7612	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	196911	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	179

Minecraft Server Overview

Rules	No griefing, no killing players, no stealing, no pranking
Optional Texture Packs	Available for quality of life improvements
Community Type	Chill and active

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm?	Please private message or email the server admin at [email protected]
Are there any specific building rules?	Aside from the main rules listed, players have creative freedom
Is there a player limit on the realm?	Currently accepting more players to build a bigger community
Can players collaborate on builds?	Yes, teamwork and collaboration are encouraged

Eon Nexus Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Eon, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Farms Harvested:	780	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server ever? We got all the cool peeps like Lia, Nasa, and Iori repping this server like no other! Plus, we got characters like Uruka, Michiru, and Maemi bringing the heat with their gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! We even have Pippa, Lumi, and Dizzy making this server lit AF! And don’t even get me started on Jelly, Ember, and Remilia – they’re like the dream team of Minecraft!

If you ain’t joining this server, you’re missing out on all the craziness and fun these peeps are bringing. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness

Crazy Blocky TrumpLand

African Americans, Black Lives Matter, blm, blocky, civil rights movement, crazy, Crime statistics, hate crimes, Hate Speech, minority communities, Police Brutality, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial tension, social justice, systemic racism, terrorist organization, trump, TrumpLand, Violent crimes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Yo yo yo, welcome to our lit Minecraft server where we build and battle like crazy! Join us for some epic adventures and let’s conquer the blocky world together. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! Let’s gooooo!

VacayVillains

aita, cousins, declined, Dismissive, Expectations, extra cost, family dynamics, family vacation, financial fairness, financial responsibility, group travel, Maldives, money back, non-refundable, pay up, vacation planning, VacayVillains, villa, Visa, well off

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family vacations gone wrong! We promise no one will back out last minute claiming their visa was declined (unless they’re zombies trying to invade our pixelated world, in which case, good luck getting a visa).

Explore our virtual Maldives villa, where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect sandcastle. And if someone tries to demand their money back for not showing up, just block them from your realm and move on with your blocky life.

Don’t let your family pressure you into covering the costs of their Minecraft adventures – on our server, everyone pays their fair share in diamonds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

SpankCraft SMP: Parental Impact

Behavior, behavioral development, Childhood, childhood memories, communication with parents, consequences, corporal punishment, discipline, discipline techniques, emotional effects, family dynamics, Impact, long-term effects, Parental, Parental authority, parenting, Parenting styles, physical discipline, punishment, smp, SpankCraft, spanking, upbringing

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, once upon a time, there was this dude who joined the server and he was like, “Yo, I’m here to build the biggest potato farm ever!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? He actually did it! His potato farm was so massive, it caused a potato shortage in the virtual world. People were trading diamonds for potatoes, it was insane!

But that’s not all, we also have this legendary player who goes by the name of ChickenChaser69. This dude is like the Chuck Norris of Minecraft, he once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. True story, bro, true story.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the best parties on the server. We once had a dance-off at the spawn point and let me tell you, things got wild. There were llamas breakdancing, pigs doing the cha-cha, it was a sight to behold.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP, then come on over and join us. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

MineCraftySlimming

Before and after, Body transformation, determination, diet, Exercise, fitness journey, fitness motivation, health goals, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, MineCraftySlimming, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss inspiration, weight loss journey, weight loss success, weight loss tips

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers that just make you sit around and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding pounds faster than a creeper explodes! Our virtual world is so intense and action-packed that you’ll be running, jumping, and fighting off mobs like a Minecraft ninja in no time. Say goodbye to that extra weight and hello to a lean, mean, block-building machine! Join us now and start your epic quest for the ultimate slim-down adventure!