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Zombie Apocalypse: Where’s Our Girl?

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mines Excavated:	1801	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will encounter the most beautiful creatures you have ever seen! Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep, while being serenaded by singing dolphins. Yes, this is the kind of magical world you will find on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are experts in crafting diamond swords and fighting off creepers. Join forces with them and become a hero in this epic adventure!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons play volleyball with Endermen, and where you can build a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava waterfall? Only on our server, of course!

Come join us and experience the madness and beauty of our Minecraft world. Who knows what other surprises await you? See you there!

RedditRageCraft: Where your account may vanish, but the fun never does!

account deletion, account security, Account.., COOKIES, Cyber Security, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, Fun, internet, internet browsing, moving house, new account, online activity, Online Community, online identity, online presence, personal information, reddit, RedditRageCraft, social media, Technology, user account, vanish

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7107	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Reddit accounts can’t last as long as our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget about moving houses and clearing cookies. Who needs a new Reddit account when you can join us and have the time of your life?

Come on in and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. From building giant statues of llamas to battling evil zombie unicorns, there’s never a dull moment here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe your Reddit account will last longer this time around!

Crafty Cable Car City – Where Minecraft Meets Heights!

Aerial View, Architecture, Buildings, cable, cable car, CAR, city, city life, city view, cityscape, Crafty, Heights, high above, home town, landmarks, meets, Minecraft, panoramic, perspective, Scenic, SightSeeing, skyline, tourism, tourist attraction, Transportation, travel, Urban

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Imagine soaring through the skies on a cable car while admiring the majestic views of our virtual home town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with zombie pigmen riding llamas, diamond blocks raining from the sky, and secret dungeons filled with creepers throwing party hats at you.

Build your own pixelated palace or team up with other players to create a giant hot dog made entirely out of tnt.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon who loves to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Forest Farts MC

Calliope Mori, crime, Dark, deadly, farts, Forest, Horror, investigation, Killer, marauder, midnight, mori, murder, Murderous Marauder, Mystery, Sinister, Suspense, Thread, Thriller, 森カリオペ

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	8276
Dimension Hops:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Star Shards Collected:	72

Welcome to the Murderous Marauder of the Midnight, Calliope Mori Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, for a wild ride through a world filled with danger, mystery, and mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the darkest depths of our server, there lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players have been able to uncover this treasure, and those who do are rewarded with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a notorious group of griefers who roam the land, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them, or will you stand against them and defend the innocent villagers who call this server home?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Murderous Marauder of the Midnight, Calliope Mori Minecraft server today and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

RadicalCraft: Bringing Back the 90s Vibe

90s, Alternative, boy bands, bringing, childhood memories, classic, fashion, gen-x, girl groups, grunge, iconic, MTV, Music, Nostalgia, old school, pop culture, RadicalCraft, Retro, Throwback, trends, VIBE, vintage, y2k

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever! We’ve got so many 90s vibes you’ll feel like you’re back in the era of slap bracelets and Tamagotchis.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own nostalgic paradise with pixelated graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing on a Game Boy Color.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret levels and hidden treasures that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life video game. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Talk to the hand.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this radical journey and experience the most 90s shit ever!

CraftyCommies: No Ukrainians, Nazis, or Nafos Allowed!

Allowed, Bigotry, CraftyCommies, dangerous ideology, discrimination, divisive messaging, extremism, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, intolerance, Manipulation, NAFO, Nafos, nazi, Nazis, Need, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, UKRAINIAN, ukrainians, violence

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to our totally not politically incorrect Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure where you can unleash your inner Ukrainian nazi? Join us for some questionable roleplay and hilarious shenanigans as we conquer the virtual world in style.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs and battle zombie llamas with your trusty diamond-studded banana sword. Don’t forget to collect unicorn poop for extra points!

So why wait? Join us now and become the ultimate Ukrainian nazi in the Minecraft universe. Who knew being politically incorrect could be so much fun?

Minecraft Mashup Madness – Build, Battle, LOL!

battle, BUILD, Chaldea Broadcasting Station, Chaldea PR Dep’t, collaboration event, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order collaboration, fgoalter, Floating Island of Innocents, Future Materials, Hai Ba Trung, lol, madness, mashup, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, NA General, Pickup Summon, quartz, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Water Monsters Crisis

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Enchantments Applied:	123
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8807
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sky is made of DIAMONDS and the ground is made of GOLD. But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of CREEPERS who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day.

Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on a quest to defeat the evil Water Monsters Crisis on the Floating Island of Innocents. Rumor has it that the legendary Hai Ba Trung is lurking around, waiting to be summoned to aid in our battle. Will you be the one to harness their power and save the day?

But that’s not all! We have a Chaldea Broadcasting Station Lite where you can catch up on all the latest news and events happening in our Minecraft world. Need some tips on how to level up your skills? Check out our Servant Material Lookup and Coin Calculator tools to become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of magic, monsters, and mayhem on our Minecraft server like never before! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join us now and let the fun begin!

BPD Babes Craft

abusive behavior, Babes, borderline personality disorder, BPD, coercion, control, Craft, Emotional Exploitation, emotional manipulation, Enslavement, Gaslighting, Manipulation, Manipulative Tactics, mental health, mind games, narcissism, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, power dynamics, psychological abuse, psychological warfare, toxic relationships, trauma bonding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Star Shards Collected:	133
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server! Looking for a place where you can manipulate and enslave others? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you!

Join our server and learn the best ways to manipulate a bpd woman. Our experienced players will teach you all the tricks and tips you need to enslave her will. And if you’re a narcissist like us, you’ll fit right in!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. From mind control to psychological manipulation, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate master manipulator! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not illegal in any way. 😉

CraftyFinnLand: Where Even Creepers Wear Sisu

academic journey, Accepted, career path, Choice, computer programming, computer science, CraftyFinnLand, CREEPERS, Decision making, education, finland, future plans, higher education, International, opportunities, School, self-doubt, sisu, STUDENT, study abroad, Technology, turkey, wear, wrong choice

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4274	Zombie Dances:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of being second best in school? Well, fear not! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and become the ULTIMATE champion of all things blocky!

Forget about computer science, because on our server, you’ll be learning the REAL skills – like how to tame a FLYING PIG or ride a RAINBOW LLAMA into battle!

Who needs Turkey when you can have a FEAST of adventure and fun on our server? Join now and see why everyone is ditching school for a life of CREEPER EXPLOSIONS and DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS!

Yubi Lickin’ Crafty Crew

Crafty, CREW, desire, Erotic, flirtatious, foreplay, INTIMATE, intimate moments, Kissing, Lickin, lustful, Naughty, passionate, Pleasure, seductive, Sensual, sensual touch, Sexy, tantalizing, teasing, tongue play, wat dat tongue do, Yubi

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	582	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more! Join now and discover the secret power of your tongue in our virtual world. Yes, you heard it right! Your tongue will have magical abilities to turn blocks into diamonds with just a lick! Don’t believe us? Well, come try it out for yourself and see your yubi transform into a diamond-mining machine! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see wat dat tongue do to my yubi!